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33 // he/him // all my posts are goofy.
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Trans Rights are Human Rights🏳️⚧️
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Trans Rights are Human Rights🏳️⚧️
I’m in bed so this is the best I can muster 🙏
February 7, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I’m in bed so this is the best I can muster 🙏
They forgot to redact Woody Allen’s email
February 4, 2026 at 8:40 PM
They forgot to redact Woody Allen’s email
I love them so I drew them a friend
February 2, 2026 at 7:59 AM
I love them so I drew them a friend
Anyway, I wasn’t storming anything, leisurely stroll in for this mellow fellow. On my way to exchange my scholarly stats, a mind wizard, if you will.
January 23, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Anyway, I wasn’t storming anything, leisurely stroll in for this mellow fellow. On my way to exchange my scholarly stats, a mind wizard, if you will.
Idk mate, this one is VERY good
December 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Idk mate, this one is VERY good
Went down a bed time rabbit hole and tried listening to a soft cell song, but realised I can’t because I just think of this tweet
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Went down a bed time rabbit hole and tried listening to a soft cell song, but realised I can’t because I just think of this tweet
Seeing mixed opinions on this 👀
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Seeing mixed opinions on this 👀
Typo, but they said to leave it as that gives them more time
(The scientists in question)
(The scientists in question)
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Typo, but they said to leave it as that gives them more time
(The scientists in question)
(The scientists in question)
Aller à la bibliothèque
(Ignore the various tools and bits around my, me and dad are doing shelves for the kitchen, it’s been a process)
(Ignore the various tools and bits around my, me and dad are doing shelves for the kitchen, it’s been a process)
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Aller à la bibliothèque
(Ignore the various tools and bits around my, me and dad are doing shelves for the kitchen, it’s been a process)
(Ignore the various tools and bits around my, me and dad are doing shelves for the kitchen, it’s been a process)
Stop eating shrimps with the wimps, and come eat mobster with a lobster
October 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Stop eating shrimps with the wimps, and come eat mobster with a lobster
Spare a thought for are brave dogs who fought against the evil socialist left wing Nazis
October 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Spare a thought for are brave dogs who fought against the evil socialist left wing Nazis
Like girl, is there nowhere better for you to sit????
October 19, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Like girl, is there nowhere better for you to sit????
My hungry ass couldn’t be trusted around the collapsing bean silo
October 19, 2025 at 9:42 AM
My hungry ass couldn’t be trusted around the collapsing bean silo
Did some test paints on a nighthaunt based on advice from Riley, still WIP but I’m a fan of the colours
October 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Did some test paints on a nighthaunt based on advice from Riley, still WIP but I’m a fan of the colours
Painting last night were we Zach?
October 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Painting last night were we Zach?
Went to a comedy show on Friday and made effort dressing for the first time in a minute, ignore the mess, I’m in the middle of bagging up and donating/throwing so many things.
October 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Went to a comedy show on Friday and made effort dressing for the first time in a minute, ignore the mess, I’m in the middle of bagging up and donating/throwing so many things.
Delighted to say, soup is BACK, baybee
October 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Delighted to say, soup is BACK, baybee
My proposal for a new flag
October 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My proposal for a new flag