Zoë; commissions open!
@tankpotzoe.bsky.social
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U.K. based miniature commission painter, currently accepting commissions. Check ko-fi.com/tankpotzoe for prices, or email me at [email protected]!
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tankpotzoe.bsky.social
Hello! I’m Zoë, shortstack queer goblin and U.K. based miniature commission painter. Get in touch if you’re interested in getting minis painted! #paintingminiatures #warhammercommunity #warmongers
#commissionsopen
tankpotzoe.bsky.social
Proper treasure!
voiceofkosh.bsky.social
I have a cereal box of 3rd ed Space Wolves that have sat under my desk for like a year because I just don't have the spoons to work out what they're worth and put them on eBay. Does anyone want to buy them off me for a reasonable offer?
There's tanks and bikes and wolves and dudes and a cute metal dread. His fingies are in the box.
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voiceofkosh.bsky.social
I have a cereal box of 3rd ed Space Wolves that have sat under my desk for like a year because I just don't have the spoons to work out what they're worth and put them on eBay. Does anyone want to buy them off me for a reasonable offer?
There's tanks and bikes and wolves and dudes and a cute metal dread. His fingies are in the box.
Reposted by Zoë; commissions open!
fenrisgames.com
was due to pick up the master model for this at Partizan today. She's coming in the post instead...
fenrisgames.com
What, this one?
WIP model of the tank from Tank Girl the movie. I'll chase up the sculptor again!
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chaoskat.bsky.social
Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.
unraveledpress.com
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
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tankpotzoe.bsky.social
Weird Beatles tribute band but ok
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fenrisgames.com
family health emergencies mean I've had to pull out from trading at tomorrow's Partizan in Newark. That's a big hit to cashflow so I've just put a 10% off code on the shop to grab some orders instead - use PARTIZAN10 at Checkout to qualify. I'll ship out existing show pre-orders on Monday!
homer simpson from the simpsons is driving a car and says d' oh
Alt: homer simpson from the simpsons is driving a car and says d' oh
media.tenor.com
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mckelvie.bsky.social
OK the facehugger boots are an inspired touch
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gendercoffin.bsky.social
Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why
A boy running alongside a train with a bindle on a stick. A word balloon reads “I’m through with school- it’s only for sissies anyway. I’ll run away and- and make money with my FEET”
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the-empyrean-bsky.bsky.social
Spellweaver on Unicorn for my Wood El army 🧚 🦄 💀

This model has been in the works for ages now and I’m really happy with how it turned out. The base sculpt is amazing and paints up so easily. It’s also pretty huge, which is awesome.
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ceresultra.bsky.social
How do I explain to offline people that my favorite Japanese mascot said "we can only be liberated from queer oppression if we are truly seen as human" and then started wielding fireworks like a rocket launcher on the side of a mountain without sounding like I've totally lost it?

Chiitan forever
chiitan.love
Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
tankpotzoe.bsky.social
Out of the woods for a bit but I’d still like to shift this, mainly because I’ve already done a box for a client a few months ago and I’ve not much drive to do one for myself…
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erinbiba.bsky.social
LMAOOOOO

A bunch of comedians tried to make up for their participation in the Riyadh comedy festival by donating their pay to Human Rights Watch and Human rights Watch was like “nah bitch we don’t want your dirty blood money” 😂😂 I’m dying
Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money
Taking money from those who took money from Saudi Arabia would impact perception of the org’s independence.
www.vulture.com
tankpotzoe.bsky.social
Need a bit of emergency money due to unexpected bill! WTS the Kill Team starter set, £50, free postage, U.K. only. Totally unopened. Help us out?
tankpotzoe.bsky.social
We* here at Tankpot Paints are announcing our filing for copyright of the phrase Wardrobe©. If you keep hobby stuff in your Wardrobe© you owe us money, pay up or we'll send the boys** round.

*Me, the spider that lives behind my bin and the cat that shits in my garden.

** my plushie collection
tankpotzoe.bsky.social
im immune to this, y'see, cos i look fuckin awful in pink.
tankpotzoe.bsky.social
Ballistic weave wigs. Gotta be. Rated up to and including autocannon rounds.
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kojamf.bsky.social
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.