”bUt SaFeTy!”

It was a Volvo.

“mY fAmILy!”

It fit five people and three dogs comfortably.

“mY wOrK!”

I once helped a friend move house with it. Dining table. Wardrobe. Bookcases. What the fuck are you carting about for work?

There is no reason to own a cunt tank other that vanity.

Few years ago I saw a poll ranking Doritos above Wotsits. Madness. Soul eating madness.

To the toilet or the sphincter?

This made me cackle like an old swamp hag.😂

Careful of follow through. 👍

I swing back and forth between 1, 2, and my number 3; playing the character as an NPC. They all have their pros and cons, but one method that works quite well for my current group is a modified 1 in which all the players have a hand in playing the character. A ‘communal character’ you could call it.

There’s probably a 3rd edition GURPS sourcebook of it somewhere. 👍

For no one, no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts... This you can trust. [points to a Conan the Barbarian DVD]