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Procrastinator2
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I’m a very active person… once I get started…

All time favourite quote:

“It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt” - Mark Twain
After a daring heist in broad daylight at the Louvre Museum in Paris, the French authorities waste no time in putting their best man on the case!
October 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Breaking news: Pope loses will to live after conversation with JD Vance

In other news: Vatican couches appear to be unharmed after inspection
April 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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The quickest way to a man’s heart is to insert a needle between the xiphoid process and left costal margin at a 15-to-30-degree angle, directed towards the left shoulder
February 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
February 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
February 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Question they should ask trump at the next press conference: “Where do you think Hitler went wrong and what are you trying to do differently this time?”
February 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The difference between crazy and eccentric is a shitload of money
January 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Whenever I get a replacement car, I delete all the old phones from the onboard computer - Not all heroes wear capes 🫡
November 29, 2024 at 8:43 PM
🤷🏻‍♂️
November 26, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Does a butterfly remember that it was once a caterpillar?
November 23, 2024 at 6:53 PM
This is hilarious! 😂
Tesla Cybertrucks are being mistaken for trash dumpsters by raccoons, and they’re getting thrashed as a result. Honest mistake. 🤣
November 22, 2024 at 11:19 AM
Can’t we just skip winter this year? I’m really not in the mood…
November 21, 2024 at 8:03 PM
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Traffic on our beloved Bluesky has surged 500% since the election.

More than 1 million users are launching new accounts on Bluesky every day.

Can you feel the love and excitement on this innovative, dynamic social network?

On the Bluesky user counter website, you can watch this social media…
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Almost-real-time Bluesky user count
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November 20, 2024 at 6:48 PM
This right here
November 18, 2024 at 10:03 PM
New artsy fountain near where I live and although I’ve been an adult for quite some time now, the only thing going through my mind right now is “bet I can get to the middle without getting me shoes wet” 😅
November 17, 2024 at 1:52 PM
November 16, 2024 at 10:20 AM
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Decapitation Strike: Preserving America from Trump's Appointments from @timothysnyder.bsky.social
snyder.substack.com/p/decapitati...
November 15, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Okay, it’s a nice seeing so may pics of cats and dogs, but am I the only one missing the existential dread? 😟
November 15, 2024 at 8:12 PM
It’s great being on an app where I don’t have to block an add every 30 seconds 😅
November 15, 2024 at 7:56 PM
We are all wired the same way 😉
November 15, 2024 at 7:24 PM
This should be on every app and who knows, maybe this time I’m the first 😄
November 15, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Coming to this app feels like the movie “Vanilla Sky” and by that I mean it’s like being in a nice dream and meeting old friends but anticipating a nightmare with all the horrors that are coming our way 🫤
November 15, 2024 at 7:15 PM