Just found out my mentor, the legendary figure who taught me everything I know, is the one behind the sinister plot I’ve been unraveling 👎

need a wife that'll light my drunk cigarette for me and lets me bite them

got hit with the trauma-based paralysis demon this morning, at least let me make it to 6am next time bro

morrowind genuinely might be the best game ever made and i say that from the bottom of my heart

I am being afflicted by various negative status effects and debuffs

accidentally let the 15 day tiktok streak with my homie die, he probably hates me and thinks me brain isnt rotted and wants me to eat worms and wants me to die and

this is what happens when you say you don't like taylor swift in the bay area

it really does just feel like this, alan ritchson has definitely thought about killing himself more than once before

ive never seen some go out of their way to do the throat slit emote in such a corny way. it might have been the worst way someone has hit that in all of human history especially when it was a callsign to someone to kick someone else in the balls

i checked out the cena heel turn because its a cena heel turn which why not, could be a fun last run. but:
a) why is travis scott there
b) why is the whole segment about the rock asking cody rhodes for his soul, actual cornball shit
c) why cant the rock just not be a loser ass dweeb for one second

the divine blesses me with a fortuitous boon for dealing with continous suffering (being unable to pull a 2nd mewtwo ex)

my favourite drink got rebranded and reclassified from a flavoured water to a soda and dropped from a 4.5 star to a 3.5 star health rating. can i talk about killing myself on here because