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Prof Emily
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English teacher, writer, lover of cats & dogs, unpacking all my religious trauma on you from here in good ol Texas. 🥲

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Kazuo would absolutely be a menace, and I feel like the anonymity would also free Jon from his inhibitions and make him equally/even more a menace 😂
January 15, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Let's be real she'd probably delete the pool ladders just for the sheer catharsis of having that much control.

Yeah this was a bad idea actually 😅
January 15, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I mean she can't possibly be a worse god than El 😂

...... Probably.
January 15, 2026 at 12:24 AM
3/3 I could see both Clara & Serena really enjoying something like Skyrim!

Mem doesn't seem like a big gamer girl to me, so uhh... let's go with The Sims. Though idk if it would be good for her to have that kind of power 😂

For Light... Is Assassin's Creed too on the nose? 🤣
January 15, 2026 at 12:15 AM
2/3 Noah would LOVE the Myst games! Not only because they'd tickle his puzzle-solving itch, but because he'd be enamored with the fantastical worlds.

I hate to say this but I bet Kazuo & Jon would both love Fortnite 🤣

Nat, maybe Minecraft? Or some old school adventure games like Monkey Island 😄
January 15, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I love that about them too 🥰

Thanks Kay! ❤️ I somehow managed to avoid getting sick much last fall so I guess this is some kind of karma lol
January 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Myst mention, I have been summoned! 😂

Oh I bet Fox would absolutely kill it at Myst/Myst-like games.
January 14, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Yes they do sometimes serve it skewered on its own quills!

It's prized because the poor animals are rare now thanks to being over-hunted, because they just happen to be exceptionally tasty pokey bois 🥲 Also their quills get used in a lot of tools & art.
January 14, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Oh there will probably be some god-killing in that one 😂
January 14, 2026 at 8:44 PM
6/6 Hibos can also be worn casually too, esp when the weather is colder.

In really cold weather, or up in high altitudes, people line their clothes with fur or wear heavier wool cloaks.

The clergy all have ceremonial robes called kitaals, styled in different colors to indicate their rank.
January 14, 2026 at 8:42 PM
5/6 For more formal wear, all genders wear a single-cloth wrap garment called a hibo, which is similar to a sari or a himation. These can be worn in a huge variety of ways, depending on what's currently trendy. They can be worn with a belt or not, by themselves or over other clothes.
January 14, 2026 at 8:42 PM
4/6 I'm just pointing to a trend and not a strict rule. Girls/women also wear to'oks, and men/boys also sometimes wear ka'ams & uubits, though it's considered more formal for boys, and they may be styled a bit differently. "3rd Gender" people can wear whatever tf they feel like 😄
January 14, 2026 at 8:42 PM
3/6 Along with the ka'am, girls/women also wear a layered skirt called an uubit. The layers signify age & social class, and often have beads woven into them which can carry symbolic significance too (though not always).

Should note here that even though I'm dividing these clothes by gender,
January 14, 2026 at 8:42 PM
2/6 which is a single cloth that wraps around the chest & is clasped on one side. (NOTE: Young girls can go topless, but it's considered improper for women to do so. Not as scandalous as it would be in our society, but like the equivalent of a guy walking into a grocery store shirtless.)
January 14, 2026 at 8:42 PM
died right here (and she isn't thinking about this at all, for the record - she's only freaking out because she doesn't want him to die lol). But either she would have died naturally within a few weeks/months, if you believe they're really gods. Or she would have died under shady circumstances... 😬
January 14, 2026 at 8:05 PM
The conspiratorial explanation is that the leaders of the clergy make sure that when one dies, the other passes soon afterwards. And/or that the still living one consents to euthanasia, basically, in order to keep the narrative going.

We don't find out what would have happened to Mireia if Kena
January 14, 2026 at 8:05 PM
were both killed in a war with an evil king). Other times it just *happens.* Many of them are very old when they die & have been married for decades by that point.

So the romantic/supernatural explanation is of course that they just can't live without each other, which is what most people believe.
January 14, 2026 at 8:05 PM
😬 Weelllll this is where things can get conspiratorial, depending on your point of view.

Every SM/SF in history has died close together. Like the most recorded amount of time between a pair's deaths was a little over a year. Sometimes it's because of circumstances (e.g. that pair that died at 15yo
January 14, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Ooh interesting. I expect this is a technology the upper class would much prefer to hoard for themselves?
January 14, 2026 at 7:57 PM