Professor Mortis
professormortis.bsky.social
Professor Mortis
@professormortis.bsky.social
The Transcribed Adventures of the Man with the Action Packed Reference Statistics
I don’t want to rat anyone out, but maybe I am just still sad about all the small town public librarians in my old network reference roundtable who wanted to cancel all statewide academic databases for consumer reports and ancestry databases, things that are “actually useful” 🤣
December 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
But maybe this one is different. I am also open to having a big city, big uni librarian come to a small, poorly funded community college library where she sees how much the hunky librarian does with few resources, creativity and a lot of passion.
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
If it’s a state university it’s open. My experience in private uni libraries is mixed, sometimes open sometimes not.
December 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Okay, while I am noting: I feel like uni libraries are less likely to have a big maker space than a big city library, but I could be wrong. Also, in my experience small town librarians could care less about big databases
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Maybe 50/50 I will join you-for the last half, a lot depends on how long it takes to get back from elementary school concert!
December 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
!!!
December 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It’s a small club but I am happy to be in it with him
December 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
"PGo for the gusto-wear an entire table cloth on your neck witht he Eli Wallach Collection from Sears Roebuck!"
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Also, membo is so good, really some of my favorite stuff you do, but then it is all good!
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Thank you-I was just confused as it seemed familiar but I could not place it
December 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Me, inexplicably out loud : “Finally” family: “?”
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
They start shooting st him the minute he shows up, but you may be right #driveinmob
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Honestly, he’s too competent, and he takes the same insane risks he foists on everyone else. I think he would join, briefly, then get kicked out #driveinmob
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
He rooted for:

-Dinos
-Kong
-humans

#driveinmob
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The Bronto is 100% just defending itself. I’m glad those assholes got hippo’d #driveinmob
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM