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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · Feb 1

The greatest moment in broadcast television history.

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Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks #cinejanes! Now to bed!

Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

“Reach out Gretel. Use your feelings” #cinejanes

Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

This message brought to you by me having two slices of the spinach and feta croissant today #cinejanes

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Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

Obviously it’s not done yet but I think I prefer Osgood directing the scripts of others rather than writing his own scripts #cinejanes (I see why people really like him, but the ones I’ve seen previously I did not love)

Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

Man listen to your big sister kid #cinejanes (I may have one of my own ;))

Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

Break room common treats teach me that there is no way I would resist #cinejanes

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Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

Sophia Lillis is so damn good, #cinejanes

Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

I am also watching on the Hoopla! #cinejanes

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Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

But they must be done! #cinejanes

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Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

Oops got you hair! #cinejanes

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Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

Or a sumptuous laid out with no apparent owner! #cinejanes

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Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

Good and creepy and sad so far! #cinejanes

Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

Hey #cinejanes I have been with you the whole time (but doing dishes)

Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

Fun time, thank you #driveinmob for finally checking this one off my list

Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

If you squint, you can see Iron Eagle doing live ammo practice #driveinmob

Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

Gow Island's desert climate and mountains are impressive #driveinmob

Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

"Gow tower, this is Red Impulse...." #driveinmob

Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

"Omniverous, all devouring, like Michael Pollan" #driveinmob

Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

"And as I turned to Namiko, I thought are there still more night monsters, waiting for us in the dark...." #driveinmob

Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

I give Mamie credit for delivering these lines this well #driveinmob

Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

Two fisting the flashlights like he's Roy Rogers #driveinmob

Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

"Well, he's dead, he's all messed up" #driveinmob

Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

"I don't mean vampires or werewolves, I'm talking about ghouls, something scientific!" #driveinmob

Professor Mortis @professormortis.bsky.social · 1d

This movie could use a little Harry Morgan #driveinmob