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What’s more astonishing: 1) that the president clearly believes, and repeatedly suggests, that asylum seekers are people from mental asylums, or 2) that no journalist has ever challenged him on this and no mainstream media outlets have done any deep dives on this story?
September 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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The congress alien video is so funny either

a) we shot a mylar balloon with a $200k hellfire missile

OR

b) our military thought they'd made contact with beings from another planet and the only way they could think to say hello was by shooting them

either way we do not seem like the good guys
September 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.

They graded it.

Bwahahaha.
May 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Well said!
March 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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This is next level! 💥
March 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: Canadian Premier Wab Kinew of Manitoba MOCKS Trump by signing a “beautiful” order that officially removes ALL American liquor from Canadian stores in his province.

Donald Trump just caused massive economic damage to our country. How sad and embarrassing.
March 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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February 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Star Trek did say the 2020s were gonna be a little rough
February 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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I laughed a little too hard at this 😂😂😂
February 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Rubio is talking deporting US CITIZENS to a prison in El Salvador if we are "perceived enemies" of Tr*mp's regime. This is 100 kinds of illegal and terrifying. THIS IS AN AUTHORITARIAN TAKEOVER of the US. This is a coup, where is the military, the citizenry, the Congress stopping this insanity??
February 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Senate Democrats are considering voting NO or delaying every Trump nominee as retaliation for his overreach on ending USAID.

Smash the RT if you SUPPORT this plan. ZERO votes from Democrats!!
February 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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February 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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This aged well.
Once you realize that Trump isn’t nominating cabinet members to RUN agencies but DESTROY them, it makes more sense.
January 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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January 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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"Donald Trump's administration is lying to you."

Gov. J.B. Pritzker slammed the White House for saying the freeze wouldn’t affect Head Start and Medicaid.

This is how we do it. Call out Trump’s lies to the camera, bold, strong action. Hold him accountable, every single time.
January 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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January 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen: we did it
In email to X staff, Musk says "user growth is stagnant, revenue is unimpressive, and we're barely breaking even"; sources: banks plan to sell their debt in X (Wall Street Journal)

Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
January 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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BOOM! Bishop Mariann Budde has responded to her critics who told her to apologize to Donald Trump.

“I am not going to apologize for asking for mercy for others.”

Smash that repost if you agree she owes Trump ZERO apologies!! 🦋
January 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
January 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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BREAKING: FEDERAL JUDGE TEMPORARILY BLOCKS TRUMP'S BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP EXECUTIVE ORDER
January 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM