Michael Kinyon
@profkinyon.bsky.social
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Mathematics professor at the University of Denver. Quasigroups, Semigroups, Automated Deduction. He/Him. Also hanging out at Mathstodon.
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profkinyon.bsky.social
There's an artistic sensibility there that one cannot help but admire
profkinyon.bsky.social
I just spent way too long trying come up with a joke combining "p-adic" with "Paddington Bear" and completely failed, so I decided instead to tell a self-deprecating story about how long I spent working on the joke.
profkinyon.bsky.social
I would someday like to see an undergraduate analysis textbook that uses both the Caratheodory derivative and the Henstock-Kurzweil integral. There was one book that used the latter by Depree and Swartz but I think it is out of print.
profkinyon.bsky.social
The only thing I have seen is D.J. Bernstein's notes:

cr.yp.to/papers/calcu...
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Reposted by Michael Kinyon
lyndie.bsky.social
Proven: strange patterns in the prime numbers that require chaos to understand. And a way to beat a 200 year old prime-hypothesis. My latest for Scientific American!

www.scientificamerican.com/article/math...

#Science #ScienceNews #Research #stem #ScienceWriting #Math #Discovery #BigIdeas 👩🏾‍🔬🧪
Fractal Chaos Discovered in Prime Numbers
Mathematicians have found a new way to predict how prime numbers behave
www.scientificamerican.com
profkinyon.bsky.social
A cissoid is just a cis person with more than one object
profkinyon.bsky.social
Do we? I don't think I've used that word in the plural.
profkinyon.bsky.social
I can raise my right one but not my left one. I have no idea what that means. :)
profkinyon.bsky.social
Although not conclusive, there are some reasons to raise an eyebrow here.
profkinyon.bsky.social
Heh! Did Dwork use the same examples?
profkinyon.bsky.social
The title of my next paper:

On Whether Beginning a Paper Title with "On" is Acceptable
profkinyon.bsky.social
After years of having students not understand me, I gave up sometime around the mid 2000s and just say "x zero".

However, I refuse to compromise about the ∞ symbol, which I refer to in class as "lazy eight". :)
profkinyon.bsky.social
the capsaicin of nonassociativity
monsoon0.bsky.social
The saltiness of analysis, the sweetness of algebra, the umami of algebraic geometry, the bitterness of contradictions, the sourness of dead ends …
roger-mansuy.bsky.social
I'd be curious to taste mathematics.
profkinyon.bsky.social
Dimension of what, exactly? Solution spaces of many linear PDEs are already infinite dimensional.
profkinyon.bsky.social
Just now looking over a worksheet I created a few years ago, I found a sentence I am surprised I haven't re-used:

"Your grade will depend on the journey, not the destination."
profkinyon.bsky.social
Me: It is common to use first person plural, "we", in mathematical writing. It suggests the author and the reader are working together through the mathematics.

Students: *skeptical looks*

Me: Alternatively, it's the royal we as in "We are not amused"

S: *enthusiastic nodding*
profkinyon.bsky.social
Sincerest condolences for your loss, Joe
profkinyon.bsky.social
I hope someday people refer to "Kinyon's Third Theorem" and can describe it easily, but the reason no can remember what the First or Second Theorem were is that they never existed.
profkinyon.bsky.social
I'm wondering if my life isn't an idle game after all.

I guess I could click once or twice and see what happens.
profkinyon.bsky.social
You'd have to ask user Roland Longbow who made that particular edit on 14 September 2022.
profkinyon.bsky.social
I don't know what possessed me to post that