Professional Shitposter RETVRNS
@proflshtpstr.bsky.social
Servant leader for two cats. Tax evaders and gerrymanderers are enemy combatants
Over and over
January 25, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Over and over
Sounds like his heart wasn't in it
January 24, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Sounds like his heart wasn't in it
From earlier this year
January 23, 2026 at 4:42 AM
From earlier this year
Same energy
January 23, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Same energy
(I'm GenX this IS OUR chart, don't post it)
January 22, 2026 at 9:34 PM
(I'm GenX this IS OUR chart, don't post it)
Matty gets paid for those takes though, so that's one difference
January 22, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Matty gets paid for those takes though, so that's one difference
I have news about actions have consequences that last longer than four years, and how you voted or not in 2016 impacted the makeup of the Supreme Court, and the surprising implications of that impact on those cases!!
Also, there were pictures of secret documents stacked in his bathroom.
Also, there were pictures of secret documents stacked in his bathroom.
January 19, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I have news about actions have consequences that last longer than four years, and how you voted or not in 2016 impacted the makeup of the Supreme Court, and the surprising implications of that impact on those cases!!
Also, there were pictures of secret documents stacked in his bathroom.
Also, there were pictures of secret documents stacked in his bathroom.
This is the stupidest lie I've read all night. Yes, it's a campaign issue because they need to get more democrats elected to stop him. Yeah the stakes are existential. WE TOLD YOU THAT DURING THE ELECTION. Ratfucking Dems doesn't make Europe safer, it makes them less safe, ratfucker.
January 19, 2026 at 5:03 AM
This is the stupidest lie I've read all night. Yes, it's a campaign issue because they need to get more democrats elected to stop him. Yeah the stakes are existential. WE TOLD YOU THAT DURING THE ELECTION. Ratfucking Dems doesn't make Europe safer, it makes them less safe, ratfucker.
OK ratfucker
January 19, 2026 at 4:56 AM
OK ratfucker
They do. You aren't listening because you like the clicks you get from shitting on Dems
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
They do. You aren't listening because you like the clicks you get from shitting on Dems
Is it RIDICULOUS to build a really cool account by posting lying ratfucking rage bait???
January 19, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Is it RIDICULOUS to build a really cool account by posting lying ratfucking rage bait???
The chance this man is not a citizen (Hmong in Minnesota in 2026) is very low
www.pewresearch.org/race-and-eth...
www.pewresearch.org/race-and-eth...
January 19, 2026 at 2:14 AM
The chance this man is not a citizen (Hmong in Minnesota in 2026) is very low
www.pewresearch.org/race-and-eth...
www.pewresearch.org/race-and-eth...
I want you to count votes before you speak again, ratfucker
January 18, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I want you to count votes before you speak again, ratfucker
He's not. Stop ratfucking Democrats
January 18, 2026 at 8:09 PM
He's not. Stop ratfucking Democrats
He's made literally hundreds of appearances on TV about ICE, sorry it didn't happen on your pet platform where all you do is ratfuck democrats
January 18, 2026 at 6:42 PM
He's made literally hundreds of appearances on TV about ICE, sorry it didn't happen on your pet platform where all you do is ratfuck democrats
You needed to vote enough Democrats in office if you wanted to do that, otherwise this is straight ratfucking
January 18, 2026 at 6:39 PM
You needed to vote enough Democrats in office if you wanted to do that, otherwise this is straight ratfucking
Ratfucking
January 18, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Ratfucking