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Servant leader for two cats. Tax evaders and gerrymanderers are enemy combatants
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“Why are Europeans and Canadians so mean?”
Because our country threatened a war of aggression.
“Why aren’t Americans doing anything?”
1500 US Army arctic warfare specialists are literally incapable of deploying to Greenland due to domestic protests over dissidents being publicly murdered.
Because our country threatened a war of aggression.
“Why aren’t Americans doing anything?”
1500 US Army arctic warfare specialists are literally incapable of deploying to Greenland due to domestic protests over dissidents being publicly murdered.
January 19, 2026 at 11:03 PM
“Why are Europeans and Canadians so mean?”
Because our country threatened a war of aggression.
“Why aren’t Americans doing anything?”
1500 US Army arctic warfare specialists are literally incapable of deploying to Greenland due to domestic protests over dissidents being publicly murdered.
Because our country threatened a war of aggression.
“Why aren’t Americans doing anything?”
1500 US Army arctic warfare specialists are literally incapable of deploying to Greenland due to domestic protests over dissidents being publicly murdered.
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We have to get them all. They *all* go down for this evil.
Notice how I can say that without putting voter suppression ultimatums on how we achieve it?
Notice how I can say that without putting voter suppression ultimatums on how we achieve it?
🚨"I'm a nurse...my brown patients are choosing to stop chemo because they do not want to be abducted." -ICE protester tells JT Cestkowski about sick Minnesotans foregoing cancer treatment because of ICE terror. LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 19, 2026 at 11:58 PM
We have to get them all. They *all* go down for this evil.
Notice how I can say that without putting voter suppression ultimatums on how we achieve it?
Notice how I can say that without putting voter suppression ultimatums on how we achieve it?
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that's right. we need to reinvent liberal internationalism. we're ten years behind the curve on the authoritarian internationale here
Okay, look. I’m taking a break from the posting break to say we gotta be one team, one fight on this shitshow instead of infighting between American and Euro-Canadian posters.
January 19, 2026 at 11:16 PM
that's right. we need to reinvent liberal internationalism. we're ten years behind the curve on the authoritarian internationale here
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What is this fucking nonsense? Fascist going to Fascist
(In honesty, he's calling for a hit job. You know it. I know it.)
(In honesty, he's calling for a hit job. You know it. I know it.)
President Donald Trump amplified a call for a former CNN host to be sentenced to 40 years in prison for attending a protest at a church in Minneapolis on Sunday.
Trump boosts call for Don Lemon to get 40-year prison sentence
President Donald Trump amplified a call for a former CNN host to be sentenced to 40 years in prison for attending a protest at a church in Minneapolis on Sunday. Don Lemon, who hosted CNN's "Don Lemon Tonight" from 2014 to 2022, attended a protest on Sunday morning organized by anti-Immigration and ...
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January 19, 2026 at 11:20 PM
What is this fucking nonsense? Fascist going to Fascist
(In honesty, he's calling for a hit job. You know it. I know it.)
(In honesty, he's calling for a hit job. You know it. I know it.)
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If you take every post saying "ugh, feckless Schumer could Do Something about this any time he wants" and replace "Schumer" with "NYT", it becomes a true statement and I'm not even kidding.
January 19, 2026 at 5:38 PM
If you take every post saying "ugh, feckless Schumer could Do Something about this any time he wants" and replace "Schumer" with "NYT", it becomes a true statement and I'm not even kidding.
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i worked in social services in milwaukee, & between my hmong coworkers & hmong clientele, those are the motherfuckers i wouldn't mess with. white trash from cudahy, blacks from brown deer, latinos from the olde polish neighborhood, i could handle them. the hmong were hard af.
January 19, 2026 at 6:31 PM
i worked in social services in milwaukee, & between my hmong coworkers & hmong clientele, those are the motherfuckers i wouldn't mess with. white trash from cudahy, blacks from brown deer, latinos from the olde polish neighborhood, i could handle them. the hmong were hard af.
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Was Weiss rapping this?
"You got an issue with me? Take your shot
You never seen my likes, so unpredictable, so heterodox"
"You got an issue with me? Take your shot
You never seen my likes, so unpredictable, so heterodox"
January 19, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Was Weiss rapping this?
"You got an issue with me? Take your shot
You never seen my likes, so unpredictable, so heterodox"
"You got an issue with me? Take your shot
You never seen my likes, so unpredictable, so heterodox"
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"US Archbishop of the Military Services Timothy Broglio: US military personnel could disobey ‘immoral’ orders against Greenland"
www.thetablet.co.uk/news/broglio...
www.thetablet.co.uk/news/broglio...
January 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
"US Archbishop of the Military Services Timothy Broglio: US military personnel could disobey ‘immoral’ orders against Greenland"
www.thetablet.co.uk/news/broglio...
www.thetablet.co.uk/news/broglio...
One of the most useless people alive
I'm not going to send you to die in another pointless fucking war against Denmark because the Norwegian Nobel Committee refused to give the President a gold medal. Specific enough?
January 19, 2026 at 5:20 PM
One of the most useless people alive
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Uhhh...we're uh...super concerned about uhhh..Russian plans in the Arctic...that's why we need to cause a crisis with NATO
YEAH I FUCKING WONDER IF THERE WAS ANYTHING WE COULD HAVE BEEN DOING TO RENDER RUSSIA UNABLE TO PROJECT POWER. I FUCKING WONDER
YEAH I FUCKING WONDER IF THERE WAS ANYTHING WE COULD HAVE BEEN DOING TO RENDER RUSSIA UNABLE TO PROJECT POWER. I FUCKING WONDER
January 19, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Uhhh...we're uh...super concerned about uhhh..Russian plans in the Arctic...that's why we need to cause a crisis with NATO
YEAH I FUCKING WONDER IF THERE WAS ANYTHING WE COULD HAVE BEEN DOING TO RENDER RUSSIA UNABLE TO PROJECT POWER. I FUCKING WONDER
YEAH I FUCKING WONDER IF THERE WAS ANYTHING WE COULD HAVE BEEN DOING TO RENDER RUSSIA UNABLE TO PROJECT POWER. I FUCKING WONDER
The EU needs to recognize Republicans as a national security threat
Making it so no rich american allies of Trump can travel to Europe will 100% cause the phone lines to explode.
they’re going to need to impose consequences that are felt in a personal way by the people in charge
ruining Trump’s big sports show, travel bans for the GOP (or, hell, all of congress), travel bans for rich Trump allies, sanctions on the Trump family
they feel invincible, change their minds
ruining Trump’s big sports show, travel bans for the GOP (or, hell, all of congress), travel bans for rich Trump allies, sanctions on the Trump family
they feel invincible, change their minds
January 19, 2026 at 5:11 PM
The EU needs to recognize Republicans as a national security threat
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no parking your superyacht in Monaco, Larry Ellison
Making it so no rich american allies of Trump can travel to Europe will 100% cause the phone lines to explode.
they’re going to need to impose consequences that are felt in a personal way by the people in charge
ruining Trump’s big sports show, travel bans for the GOP (or, hell, all of congress), travel bans for rich Trump allies, sanctions on the Trump family
they feel invincible, change their minds
ruining Trump’s big sports show, travel bans for the GOP (or, hell, all of congress), travel bans for rich Trump allies, sanctions on the Trump family
they feel invincible, change their minds
January 19, 2026 at 5:06 PM
no parking your superyacht in Monaco, Larry Ellison
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tbh the 25th Amendment really wasn't designed for this, Section 4 exists as basically solely for the "what if Jack survived Dallas as a vegetable" edge case.
the remedy here is impeachment (and also impeachment is a lower bar to clear)
the remedy here is impeachment (and also impeachment is a lower bar to clear)
It’s really too bad that Trump’s cabinet are all spineless worms or equally crazy because “the President has gone insane and is going to destroy the transatlantic alliance because they didn’t give him a Nobel Peace Prize” is kind of exactly the thing we have a 25th Amendment for
January 19, 2026 at 5:05 PM
tbh the 25th Amendment really wasn't designed for this, Section 4 exists as basically solely for the "what if Jack survived Dallas as a vegetable" edge case.
the remedy here is impeachment (and also impeachment is a lower bar to clear)
the remedy here is impeachment (and also impeachment is a lower bar to clear)
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Oil company executives shouldn't know more about Trump's plans in Venezuela than the American people.
Oil company executives shouldn't know more about Trump's plans in Venezuela than the American people
YouTube video by Senator Elizabeth Warren
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January 19, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Oil company executives shouldn't know more about Trump's plans in Venezuela than the American people.
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Hey, @warren.senate.gov , can you also figure out what's up with Venezuela oil revenues going to an account in Qatar?
January 19, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Hey, @warren.senate.gov , can you also figure out what's up with Venezuela oil revenues going to an account in Qatar?
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We collectlvely intentionally created the maximum amount of barriers and biases against Democrats possible, and then go "OK, now magically overcome this to do everything for us" even as we merrily continue fighting them every step of the way.
It's the most dangerously insane thing I've ever seen.
It's the most dangerously insane thing I've ever seen.
January 19, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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When Trump said, “The worst of the worst,” he failed to mention that that was who he was sending, not who he was going after.
ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
January 19, 2026 at 4:46 PM
When Trump said, “The worst of the worst,” he failed to mention that that was who he was sending, not who he was going after.
Not the important thing here obv but how did they train these cops to do things our vaunted Beltway journalists are totally incapable of doing?
A woman left a comment on Facebook criticizing the Mayor of Miami Beach,.
The Mayor of Miami Beach then sent the cops to her home.
The Mayor of Miami Beach then sent the cops to her home.
January 19, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Not the important thing here obv but how did they train these cops to do things our vaunted Beltway journalists are totally incapable of doing?
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Cops at her front door, holding a phone to her face, asking if that's her Facebook account.
What the fuck are we doing here?
What the fuck are we doing here?
A woman left a comment on Facebook criticizing the Mayor of Miami Beach,.
The Mayor of Miami Beach then sent the cops to her home.
The Mayor of Miami Beach then sent the cops to her home.
January 19, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Cops at her front door, holding a phone to her face, asking if that's her Facebook account.
What the fuck are we doing here?
What the fuck are we doing here?
My God, I hate her
BRENNAN: You said 'occupying force.' Don't you think that's a bit much?
FREY: When you have 3,000 ICE agents and CBP come to your city, when you've got this supposed threat of 1,500 military coming to your city, that's very much what it feels like
FREY: When you have 3,000 ICE agents and CBP come to your city, when you've got this supposed threat of 1,500 military coming to your city, that's very much what it feels like
January 19, 2026 at 3:17 PM
My God, I hate her
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Yep. 100% agree. They aren't good people who care about others; they care only about themselves and expect everyone else to bend the knee to them. They aren't here in good faith, just here to spread propaganda and lies. I have zero tolerance for them.
January 19, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Yep. 100% agree. They aren't good people who care about others; they care only about themselves and expect everyone else to bend the knee to them. They aren't here in good faith, just here to spread propaganda and lies. I have zero tolerance for them.
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He was manifestly awful and every time I mentioned that voters bared some responsibility in picking the wrong candidate he refused to grant them agency at all.
January 19, 2026 at 3:01 PM
He was manifestly awful and every time I mentioned that voters bared some responsibility in picking the wrong candidate he refused to grant them agency at all.
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Voters decided that Republicans should have the WH, the House, and the Senate. All because they would not vote for a Black Asian woman.
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Voters decided that Republicans should have the WH, the House, and the Senate. All because they would not vote for a Black Asian woman.