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Servant leader for two cats. Tax evaders and gerrymanderers are enemy combatants
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This is the lesson American voters take from everything. This is why Americans voted for tax cuts when the government was solvent. This is why Americans gave the war in Iraq a mandate the November before. The good things are our due, the bad things are great drama, & all of it can only good happen.
Fundamentally the lesson American voters took from Trump I and Stop the Steal is that Worse Things Aren't Possible imo
The North Atlantic Treaty was, to be fair, on the ballot in 2016, ‘20, and ‘24 and a decadent voting public made some horrible choices.
January 18, 2026 at 4:10 PM
This is the lesson American voters take from everything. This is why Americans voted for tax cuts when the government was solvent. This is why Americans gave the war in Iraq a mandate the November before. The good things are our due, the bad things are great drama, & all of it can only good happen.
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Russiagate apology forms now
This opens up wider questions about how far the UK and Canada in the 5 eyes intel sharing framework as well as other former allies of the United States can still provide the Americans with any sensitive intelligence information at all
January 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Russiagate apology forms now
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There's no alliance.
January 18, 2026 at 5:02 PM
There's no alliance.
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Omg I am so tired of the Gaza scam bots on here theyre fucking relentless
January 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Omg I am so tired of the Gaza scam bots on here theyre fucking relentless
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Is this Hegseth just drunk dialing people
January 18, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Is this Hegseth just drunk dialing people
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Eyes on the prize
January 18, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Eyes on the prize
The West Wing projection is the most annoying example of this
For 9 years Normie Libs had to hear projections of “you hate leftists more than Trump” from a contingent of people who now have been shown to *clearly* hate Will freaking Stancil more than Trump and his entire administration combined. It’s wild.
January 18, 2026 at 5:37 PM
The West Wing projection is the most annoying example of this
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A lot of people have also realized they were wrong but yes, being an anti-Stancil deadender at this point is a pretty good indication your priorities are all fucked up.
For 9 years Normie Libs had to hear projections of “you hate leftists more than Trump” from a contingent of people who now have been shown to *clearly* hate Will freaking Stancil more than Trump and his entire administration combined. It’s wild.
January 18, 2026 at 5:17 PM
A lot of people have also realized they were wrong but yes, being an anti-Stancil deadender at this point is a pretty good indication your priorities are all fucked up.
Thanks again median 2024 voter
⚡️ Russia welcomes Trump's tariffs on NATO allies over Greenland as 'collapse' of alliance.
"The transatlantic alliance is over," Kremlin economic negotiator Kirill Dmitriev said.
"The transatlantic alliance is over," Kremlin economic negotiator Kirill Dmitriev said.
Russia welcomes Trump's tariffs on NATO allies over Greenland as 'collapse' of alliance
"The transatlantic alliance is over," Kremlin economic negotiator Kirill Dmitriev said.
kyivindependent.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Thanks again median 2024 voter
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5/5 This, in my view, is consistent with the 2022 midterms, in which Dems (at Biden's urging and aided by the congressional overspeech of the J6 committee) really did talk a good bit about democratic values, and they did quite well for a midterm in which they held the presidency.
January 18, 2026 at 1:27 PM
5/5 This, in my view, is consistent with the 2022 midterms, in which Dems (at Biden's urging and aided by the congressional overspeech of the J6 committee) really did talk a good bit about democratic values, and they did quite well for a midterm in which they held the presidency.
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3/ But it actually looks to me like the single biggest disapproval item is the general "Democracy/Rule of Law/Dictator/Misusing Power" item, at a full 25% of disapprovers!
I wish CNN were a bit more granular on that, but it is striking.
I wish CNN were a bit more granular on that, but it is striking.
January 18, 2026 at 1:25 PM
3/ But it actually looks to me like the single biggest disapproval item is the general "Democracy/Rule of Law/Dictator/Misusing Power" item, at a full 25% of disapprovers!
I wish CNN were a bit more granular on that, but it is striking.
I wish CNN were a bit more granular on that, but it is striking.
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The US could certainly hit back and cause economic disruption in Europe but that will likely cause a rally around the leader/flag in Europe. That’s what happened when Russian gas was cut off/blew up In 2022/23. Europeans will be much more accepting of economic disruption. Americans less so. 5/
January 18, 2026 at 3:04 AM
The US could certainly hit back and cause economic disruption in Europe but that will likely cause a rally around the leader/flag in Europe. That’s what happened when Russian gas was cut off/blew up In 2022/23. Europeans will be much more accepting of economic disruption. Americans less so. 5/
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On the one hand, Europe will be worried about a tit-for-tat economic spiral. But the politics of this fight really favor Europe, just as it favored the Liberals/Carney in Canada.
Moreover, a major European economic response that roils markets c/d really hurt Trump politically w/ midterms 4/
Moreover, a major European economic response that roils markets c/d really hurt Trump politically w/ midterms 4/
January 18, 2026 at 3:04 AM
On the one hand, Europe will be worried about a tit-for-tat economic spiral. But the politics of this fight really favor Europe, just as it favored the Liberals/Carney in Canada.
Moreover, a major European economic response that roils markets c/d really hurt Trump politically w/ midterms 4/
Moreover, a major European economic response that roils markets c/d really hurt Trump politically w/ midterms 4/
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Trump tariffing countries over Greenland is a test. If Europe just swallows it and tries to move on, it increases the odds of the WH thinking it can seize Greenland without consequences. Europe therefore has to respond.
Euro publics have had enough and want their leaders to push back 2/
Euro publics have had enough and want their leaders to push back 2/
January 18, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Trump tariffing countries over Greenland is a test. If Europe just swallows it and tries to move on, it increases the odds of the WH thinking it can seize Greenland without consequences. Europe therefore has to respond.
Euro publics have had enough and want their leaders to push back 2/
Euro publics have had enough and want their leaders to push back 2/
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Every country (yes, including yours) has dipshit right wing authoritarians in it who only value liberal democracy as a means for acquiring power and allowing them to exist when defeated and treating them as a fifth column is absolutely necessary
January 17, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Every country (yes, including yours) has dipshit right wing authoritarians in it who only value liberal democracy as a means for acquiring power and allowing them to exist when defeated and treating them as a fifth column is absolutely necessary
Add J6ers who were pardoned
Someone will make a John Wick-style movie that is entirely just set pieces where they depict increasingly brutal and elaborate means of killing former ICE agents working as hired muscle or whatever (plot unimportant) and it will make a billion dollars
January 18, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Add J6ers who were pardoned
We as a country need revenge. There have to be consequences for all this shit, to deter and punish
The National Science Foundation sign on our Eisenhower Av building is now gone.
The NSF mural in the foyer is removed and torn off in sheets.
We were supposed to celebrate the 75th anniversary of the agency in May 2025. That never happened.
The NSF mural in the foyer is removed and torn off in sheets.
We were supposed to celebrate the 75th anniversary of the agency in May 2025. That never happened.
January 18, 2026 at 6:26 AM
We as a country need revenge. There have to be consequences for all this shit, to deter and punish
I know we don't have all the video, but I'm wondering, exactly, what they're going to charge him with?
January 18, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I know we don't have all the video, but I'm wondering, exactly, what they're going to charge him with?
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Of course it’s a joke, why would we praise someone who goes to great efforts and endures great risks to defend the rights of others?
Heaven forbid, his example might inspire others!
Heaven forbid, his example might inspire others!
wait are you guys actually praising stancil? i thought it was a joke
attempting to turn stancil into a hero is one of the worst bluesky trends I’ve ever encountered
January 18, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Of course it’s a joke, why would we praise someone who goes to great efforts and endures great risks to defend the rights of others?
Heaven forbid, his example might inspire others!
Heaven forbid, his example might inspire others!
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Tonight I'm sitting here quietly observing and I can say with absolute certainty that there's a lot of shitty accounts here that are trashing everything they see probably for a coordinated reason. Also all the accounts that people are arguing with aren't shit. Just blocking away...
January 18, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Tonight I'm sitting here quietly observing and I can say with absolute certainty that there's a lot of shitty accounts here that are trashing everything they see probably for a coordinated reason. Also all the accounts that people are arguing with aren't shit. Just blocking away...
It's fine if you recognize it as a way to launder bribes
“Everybody wants tickets,” except everybody.
I was shocked when I saw a commercial saying this was coming to theaters. I thought this was supposed to be Amazon Prime only. 🤷🏽♂️
$40 million for a documentary nobody wants to see.
I was shocked when I saw a commercial saying this was coming to theaters. I thought this was supposed to be Amazon Prime only. 🤷🏽♂️
$40 million for a documentary nobody wants to see.
January 18, 2026 at 5:01 AM
It's fine if you recognize it as a way to launder bribes
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one of the best things about this whole nightmare has been watching a whole bunch of folks who have clearly never been seriously political in their lives standing up and going, no, absolutely the fuck not, we’re not letting this happen
ICE and MAGA really did bet the farm on all of Minneapolis’s white people going “oh yes, please take away our disgusting, evil non-white-foreigner neighbors, oh thank you so much.”
it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.
it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.
January 18, 2026 at 2:47 AM
one of the best things about this whole nightmare has been watching a whole bunch of folks who have clearly never been seriously political in their lives standing up and going, no, absolutely the fuck not, we’re not letting this happen
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Hey girl, come get your man
January 18, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Hey girl, come get your man
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They’re trying to deport witnesses to a murder by ICE guards
The Trump administration is seeking to deport two men who provided accounts of the Jan. 3 death of Geraldo Lunas Campos at a Texas detention camp that differed from the Department of Homeland Security’s description of the incident.
DHS seeking to deport two men who said fellow ICE detainee was killed
The two men’s eyewitness accounts of the Jan. 3 death of Geraldo Lunas Campos at a Texas detention camp differ from the Department of Homeland Security’s account of the incident.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:51 AM
They’re trying to deport witnesses to a murder by ICE guards