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@proflshtpstr.bsky.social
Servant leader for two cats. Tax evaders and gerrymanderers are enemy combatants
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"we need a form of government that doesn't depend on good people winning elections consistently"
Are you out of your goddamn mind?
We can have other parties! That's entirely fine! We just cannot have MAGA/Republicans!
Are you out of your goddamn mind?
We can have other parties! That's entirely fine! We just cannot have MAGA/Republicans!
People need a plan that does not depend on Democrats winning elections forever.
Your plan for American democracy needs to work even if different parties win the presidency and Congress over time.
Democracy is a system in which people have freedom, participate equally, and power alternates.
Your plan for American democracy needs to work even if different parties win the presidency and Congress over time.
Democracy is a system in which people have freedom, participate equally, and power alternates.
January 19, 2026 at 5:33 AM
"we need a form of government that doesn't depend on good people winning elections consistently"
Are you out of your goddamn mind?
We can have other parties! That's entirely fine! We just cannot have MAGA/Republicans!
Are you out of your goddamn mind?
We can have other parties! That's entirely fine! We just cannot have MAGA/Republicans!
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The EU absolutely should grasp him by the golf balls and twist
trump only cares when it hits him personally. they should sanction trump directly.
you wanna see results: close his scottish golf course.
you wanna see results: close his scottish golf course.
January 19, 2026 at 5:58 AM
The EU absolutely should grasp him by the golf balls and twist
Sanction the living shit out of regime collaborators
americans need europe’s help to take our country back, and the first step is regaining financial control over the tech bros
January 19, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Sanction the living shit out of regime collaborators
I've found this to be a much bigger problem with Americans on my left than on my right
The average American cannot imagine life getting worse and that lack of imagination has really bit us in the ass.
January 19, 2026 at 6:05 AM
I've found this to be a much bigger problem with Americans on my left than on my right
Sharon, discovering Bernie is a fundamentally unserious purpose
i feel like Americans don't get the level of eye-rolling this is getting from Europe
January 19, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Sharon, discovering Bernie is a fundamentally unserious purpose
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Consistent with what you say, part of anyone’s message about reorganizing ICE out of existence has to be that it isn’t enforcing the law very much:
It’s not protecting the border, and it’s wasting taxpayer money creating general mayhem and violence instead of enforcing immigration law.
It’s not protecting the border, and it’s wasting taxpayer money creating general mayhem and violence instead of enforcing immigration law.
January 19, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Consistent with what you say, part of anyone’s message about reorganizing ICE out of existence has to be that it isn’t enforcing the law very much:
It’s not protecting the border, and it’s wasting taxpayer money creating general mayhem and violence instead of enforcing immigration law.
It’s not protecting the border, and it’s wasting taxpayer money creating general mayhem and violence instead of enforcing immigration law.
I have to conclude the underlying suggestion here is the extralegal dismantling of the Republican party forever, which is like the firebomb the Walmart meme but from a normie Dem talking seriously.
Interesting times
Interesting times
People need a plan that does not depend on Democrats winning elections forever.
Your plan for American democracy needs to work even if different parties win the presidency and Congress over time.
Democracy is a system in which people have freedom, participate equally, and power alternates.
Your plan for American democracy needs to work even if different parties win the presidency and Congress over time.
Democracy is a system in which people have freedom, participate equally, and power alternates.
January 19, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I have to conclude the underlying suggestion here is the extralegal dismantling of the Republican party forever, which is like the firebomb the Walmart meme but from a normie Dem talking seriously.
Interesting times
Interesting times
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I do not understand how it is that every Republican with any vestige of self-respect or honor has not committed seppuku
January 19, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I do not understand how it is that every Republican with any vestige of self-respect or honor has not committed seppuku
We need their names. They should be famous
ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
January 19, 2026 at 5:44 AM
We need their names. They should be famous
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Yes
trump only cares when it hits him personally. they should sanction trump directly.
you wanna see results: close his scottish golf course.
you wanna see results: close his scottish golf course.
January 19, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Yes
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This is how we win
lmao, neighborhood Signal chat full of people who would otherwise be considered “wine moms” has turned against the New York Times for their coverage of what’s happening
January 19, 2026 at 5:00 AM
This is how we win
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MAY THE REIGN OF NEW YORK TIMES BE FULLY DEAD BY THE END OF THE YEAR IF WE ARE SO FORTUNATE 🙏🙏🙏🙏
January 18, 2026 at 10:52 PM
MAY THE REIGN OF NEW YORK TIMES BE FULLY DEAD BY THE END OF THE YEAR IF WE ARE SO FORTUNATE 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Each quoted post and each nested thread they're in have even more examples of "undecided voters" showing they're literal Republican operatives and consultants
According to their own LinkedIn and previous interviews where it was more useful they speak as Republican instead of as "undecided"
According to their own LinkedIn and previous interviews where it was more useful they speak as Republican instead of as "undecided"
NYT editors pushing their supposedly "common sense" narrative through "undecided voters" who turned out to be actual Republican operatives but the NYT either didn't do a basic Google search check of them or purposely used them to push a narrative they wanted about Democrats
Repeatedly, at supposedly woke "MSM" owned by billionaires with "centrist" white men editors:
"Six - SIX! - “lifelong Democrats” and “former Obama” are actually elected Republicans"
"New York Times' ongoing "undecided young voters" focus group (led by Frank Luntz!) works at a Republican consulting
"Six - SIX! - “lifelong Democrats” and “former Obama” are actually elected Republicans"
"New York Times' ongoing "undecided young voters" focus group (led by Frank Luntz!) works at a Republican consulting
April 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Each quoted post and each nested thread they're in have even more examples of "undecided voters" showing they're literal Republican operatives and consultants
According to their own LinkedIn and previous interviews where it was more useful they speak as Republican instead of as "undecided"
According to their own LinkedIn and previous interviews where it was more useful they speak as Republican instead of as "undecided"
NYT employees aren't people
"Six of the “lifelong Democrats” and “former Obama voters” are actually elected Republicans
"Undecided voters" literal Republican operatives who NYT suspiciously never Googled and were mysteriously chosen:
New York Times' ongoing undecided young voters focus group works at a Republican consulting
"Undecided voters" literal Republican operatives who NYT suspiciously never Googled and were mysteriously chosen:
New York Times' ongoing undecided young voters focus group works at a Republican consulting
Each quoted post and each nested thread they're in have even more examples of "undecided voters" showing they're literal Republican operatives and consultants
According to their own LinkedIn and previous interviews where it was more useful they speak as Republican instead of as "undecided"
According to their own LinkedIn and previous interviews where it was more useful they speak as Republican instead of as "undecided"
January 19, 2026 at 5:20 AM
NYT employees aren't people
Every time a NYT journalist is frozen out of polite company, an angel gets their wings awe
lmao, neighborhood Signal chat full of people who would otherwise be considered “wine moms” has turned against the New York Times for their coverage of what’s happening
January 19, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Every time a NYT journalist is frozen out of polite company, an angel gets their wings awe
I want Republicans to have to read these tweets in their re-education sessions, and to be asked why they have control of the country to Veruca Salt
JFC.
Trump is now blaming his bullying and demands to be given Greenland on not being awarded the Nobel Prize. Why should he be nice when they're being so mean to him and not giving him the prize he insists he deserves.
Trump is now blaming his bullying and demands to be given Greenland on not being awarded the Nobel Prize. Why should he be nice when they're being so mean to him and not giving him the prize he insists he deserves.
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to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ji7lroxun3yvv2pxhcf7jqsn/bafkreiacnq65zyhibvgcurronexc6jujh3m4ujldgb3ygdolthoeeqbqw4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I want Republicans to have to read these tweets in their re-education sessions, and to be asked why they have control of the country to Veruca Salt
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It is deeply ludicrious to pretend like whatever would have magically convinced these dipshit voters was juuuust beyond the scope of what had happened.
He committed an insurrection in broad daylight. He was charged and he was convicted. a Populace that can ignore that can ignore sentencing, lol
He committed an insurrection in broad daylight. He was charged and he was convicted. a Populace that can ignore that can ignore sentencing, lol
January 19, 2026 at 4:22 AM
It is deeply ludicrious to pretend like whatever would have magically convinced these dipshit voters was juuuust beyond the scope of what had happened.
He committed an insurrection in broad daylight. He was charged and he was convicted. a Populace that can ignore that can ignore sentencing, lol
He committed an insurrection in broad daylight. He was charged and he was convicted. a Populace that can ignore that can ignore sentencing, lol
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I'm saying what you're saying is nonsense - Most of what you're claiming needed to happen DID HAPPEN. He was literally charged, arrested, mugshotted and convicted.
If Biden playing a more personal role it would have delegitimized cases for *obvious* reasons and then that woulda "human nature".
If Biden playing a more personal role it would have delegitimized cases for *obvious* reasons and then that woulda "human nature".
January 19, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I'm saying what you're saying is nonsense - Most of what you're claiming needed to happen DID HAPPEN. He was literally charged, arrested, mugshotted and convicted.
If Biden playing a more personal role it would have delegitimized cases for *obvious* reasons and then that woulda "human nature".
If Biden playing a more personal role it would have delegitimized cases for *obvious* reasons and then that woulda "human nature".
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Daddy party/mommy party is undefeated. "If I wasn't supposed to touch the blazing hot stove why did you merely scream at me every ten seconds "dont touch the stove! It's hot! you will get burned!!" instead of pulling it out of the wall and throwing it off the balcony??"
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Daddy party/mommy party is undefeated. "If I wasn't supposed to touch the blazing hot stove why did you merely scream at me every ten seconds "dont touch the stove! It's hot! you will get burned!!" instead of pulling it out of the wall and throwing it off the balcony??"
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A. You think it was reasonable? That's pretty effin weird
B. I live in the Twilight Zone where I'm the only person in the world who remembers that Trump was, in fact, charged with 100 different felonies and was convicted of 30.
C. Trump was literally arrested and booked and got a mugshot
B. I live in the Twilight Zone where I'm the only person in the world who remembers that Trump was, in fact, charged with 100 different felonies and was convicted of 30.
C. Trump was literally arrested and booked and got a mugshot
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 AM
A. You think it was reasonable? That's pretty effin weird
B. I live in the Twilight Zone where I'm the only person in the world who remembers that Trump was, in fact, charged with 100 different felonies and was convicted of 30.
C. Trump was literally arrested and booked and got a mugshot
B. I live in the Twilight Zone where I'm the only person in the world who remembers that Trump was, in fact, charged with 100 different felonies and was convicted of 30.
C. Trump was literally arrested and booked and got a mugshot
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He called Planned Parenthood “the establishment” because they endorsed Hillary Clinton.
Bernie Sanders messaging discourse. Despite the recent throwback photo trend, and the general popularity on here of relitigating old primaries, people do not seem to actually remember 2016. Dude always sounded like that
January 19, 2026 at 5:02 AM
He called Planned Parenthood “the establishment” because they endorsed Hillary Clinton.
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so the whole Republican party would just rather let Trump destroy the global economy than lift a finger to stop him, I guess
January 19, 2026 at 4:51 AM
so the whole Republican party would just rather let Trump destroy the global economy than lift a finger to stop him, I guess
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In the 2020s, social media defines what is true.
This is why the world feels topsy turvy. The only way off the ride is to take responsibility for what you post: whether you’re a massive influencer or a tiny account.
Every post participates in building the truth. You can decide what that truth is.
This is why the world feels topsy turvy. The only way off the ride is to take responsibility for what you post: whether you’re a massive influencer or a tiny account.
Every post participates in building the truth. You can decide what that truth is.
You really need to consider that by saying *from the left* that Europe is feckless against American pressure you are handing a veneer of universal consensus to it
January 19, 2026 at 3:35 AM
In the 2020s, social media defines what is true.
This is why the world feels topsy turvy. The only way off the ride is to take responsibility for what you post: whether you’re a massive influencer or a tiny account.
Every post participates in building the truth. You can decide what that truth is.
This is why the world feels topsy turvy. The only way off the ride is to take responsibility for what you post: whether you’re a massive influencer or a tiny account.
Every post participates in building the truth. You can decide what that truth is.
We still had a Constitution then, fellas
strongly believe the I think @theophite.bsky.social claim that the number one way that Biden could have impressed swingy Trump voters was by clapping Trump in irons
January 19, 2026 at 3:35 AM
We still had a Constitution then, fellas
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This is why the dipshits saying "Europe will do nothing about Greenland" are actively making the information environment worse
One of the most important things to keep in mind if you want to understand the American right today, especially the people leading the federal government and its allied media outlets, is they believe their own BS.
They really are in a bubble, and genuinely surprised when reality does not comport.
They really are in a bubble, and genuinely surprised when reality does not comport.
To those saying “nuh-uh, ICE picked Minneapolis because they WANTED the city to rise up as one against them” -
no, pretty sure they expected a scattering of blue-haired protesters they could easily crush for content + tacit support from other whites, not the organized total resistance they got.
no, pretty sure they expected a scattering of blue-haired protesters they could easily crush for content + tacit support from other whites, not the organized total resistance they got.
January 19, 2026 at 3:29 AM
This is why the dipshits saying "Europe will do nothing about Greenland" are actively making the information environment worse