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algoresmilkymams.bsky.social
earthtonic & lockboxed
@algoresmilkymams.bsky.social
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two time middle school geography bee champion. grossly obese but attracted to cross country runners. enjoyer of screaming females. also: lou gehrig didn't die of "lou gehrig's disease" but he still died of lou gehrig's disease.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 6h
morrissey.
latinos adore him, but he's also a profoundly racist man.
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ghost malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 2d
who is the most interesting artist that could appear with Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl that conservatives would interpret as a gesture towards mollifying them?
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 6h
median american blues fan.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 7h
a man in a hot dog costume has the word wrong on the bottom right
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 7h
orion kerkering did nothing wrong.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 7h
I would fuck dylan mulvaney without a condom on while i'm on the john.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 7h
no.
italians aren't white.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 7h
morcilla would kill them.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 7h
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 7h
most scintillating playoff game since 2018 world series game 3 is happening right now & you're laughing?
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 7h
official beer of ribbitcoin:
a close up of a frog with the words whasssaap on it
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 8h
now would be a good time for an impromptu fugazi reunion. (playing nothing but dead songs.)
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 8h
i hope my stepfather (turning 81 in 6 weeks) lives to see it.
he loathes eonold.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 8h
this will be me during the world cup.
i hope the trumpdancing pulisices go 0-0-3 during group play.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 8h
guess i'm built different.
my mra was done fully awake.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 8h
this is just settingup vance48 to get sniped by thomas matthew crooks, jr., on account of any trump death by natural causes being a murder by his scheming successor.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 8h
i have a bicuspid aorta with blood regurgitation, & my cardiopulmonary health is superior to the president's.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 9h
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 9h
a man wearing headphones is saying `` you just got to keep livin ' man ... '' .
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 9h
median oshkosher.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 9h
not sure, but gritty is the way is close to 65 now & probably terrorizing the villages with aggressively shitty taeks.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 9h
she's the 21st century woman version of new hampshire senator bob smith.
best that can come of this is she plays a trafficantian role in the house.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 9h
when you're an unemployable trustfund kid bernie supporter, you have all kinds of time.
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 9h
who will be the first defector commentariate brocialist to change their username to laetitia james comey?
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 9h
by nicholas kristoff
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earthtonic & lockboxed @algoresmilkymams.bsky.social · 9h
take the qatari airmen to casa diablo & it's joever.