earthtonic & lockboxed
@algoresmilkymams.bsky.social
two time middle school geography bee champion. grossly obese but attracted to cross country runners. enjoyer of screaming females.
also: lou gehrig didn't die of "lou gehrig's disease" but he still died of lou gehrig's disease.
also: lou gehrig didn't die of "lou gehrig's disease" but he still died of lou gehrig's disease.
doug bendek on the case:
theonion.com/fontly-speak...
theonion.com/fontly-speak...
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
doug bendek on the case:
theonion.com/fontly-speak...
theonion.com/fontly-speak...
busting tyler robinson out of jail for one more job, a la joe bang in logan lucky.
this feels like a positive thing since he was doing Nazi salutes
December 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
busting tyler robinson out of jail for one more job, a la joe bang in logan lucky.
make america healthy again!
They called me mad for cooking potatoes in olive oil but it's catching on
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
make america healthy again!
branch manager, jesus avila de alarcon.
Jesus Saves!
At Crawford Saving & Loan, 1407 E. Main St.
At Crawford Saving & Loan, 1407 E. Main St.
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
branch manager, jesus avila de alarcon.
we need a reality show where andy dick & yasher ali live together in someone else's house.
December 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
we need a reality show where andy dick & yasher ali live together in someone else's house.
ask your homebois on the now more than ever podcast (fka vesco island) why sarah mc bride gets so much more disdain online than marjorie taylor-qanon or tits mace gee. those two know why! mc bride is *****them****** while the other two are as american as god 'n the bible.
Genuinely surprising how McBride gets more hate here than, I don’t know, Marjorie Taylor Greene or Nancy Mace.
December 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
ask your homebois on the now more than ever podcast (fka vesco island) why sarah mc bride gets so much more disdain online than marjorie taylor-qanon or tits mace gee. those two know why! mc bride is *****them****** while the other two are as american as god 'n the bible.
fight club. (1999)
December 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
fight club. (1999)
fireorg & their grand poobah greg screwloosenoff have come out in support of this censorious government conduct.
According to a new court filing, the Trump administration has a six-page list of banned words that Head Start locations are forbidden from using when describing their programs.
Among the censored words: "disability," "race," "women," "trauma," "Gulf of Mexico." Short thread with the full list. 🧵
Among the censored words: "disability," "race," "women," "trauma," "Gulf of Mexico." Short thread with the full list. 🧵
December 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
fireorg & their grand poobah greg screwloosenoff have come out in support of this censorious government conduct.
28 days later. (2002)
That's how they get ya
“Michigan man dies of rabies after kidney transplant from donor who saved kitten from skunk. He received the kidney transplant from a donor who had fought off a skunk and was later found unresponsive.”
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
December 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
28 days later. (2002)
"on the next blocked 'n reported podcast, jessie singal 'n katy hercog explain why indigenous people don't even have the skullshape to justify schooling".
I’m sure all the Harper’s letter signatories are outraged by this
Banned words list has real consequences.
A Head Start program operated by a tribe on a Native American reservation was told not to prioritize tribal kids, in clear violation of Head Start Act. The program director also can’t do training on trauma-informed instruction, or to support kids with autism.
A Head Start program operated by a tribe on a Native American reservation was told not to prioritize tribal kids, in clear violation of Head Start Act. The program director also can’t do training on trauma-informed instruction, or to support kids with autism.
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"on the next blocked 'n reported podcast, jessie singal 'n katy hercog explain why indigenous people don't even have the skullshape to justify schooling".
"meet the distaff augusto pinochet".
December 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"meet the distaff augusto pinochet".
"he won't find any conspiracies at usaid".
but at this aspen ideas festival atlantic monthly roundtable chaired by thomas chatterton williams & conor friedersdork, they aren't do sure.
but at this aspen ideas festival atlantic monthly roundtable chaired by thomas chatterton williams & conor friedersdork, they aren't do sure.
Conspiracy theorist Mike Benz will start looking for proof of non-existent plots at USAID. He won't find any. What then?
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
USAID Hired the Right-Wing Influencer Responsible for Its Decimation
Mike Benz was brought aboard to find evidence for his claims that the agency is secretly a spy operation.
www.theatlantic.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"he won't find any conspiracies at usaid".
but at this aspen ideas festival atlantic monthly roundtable chaired by thomas chatterton williams & conor friedersdork, they aren't do sure.
but at this aspen ideas festival atlantic monthly roundtable chaired by thomas chatterton williams & conor friedersdork, they aren't do sure.
none more black.
This Administration will only use Arial Black font.
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
none more black.
& if that doesn't work, stroke the furry wall.
youtu.be/ZaLsEtwDW1w?...
youtu.be/ZaLsEtwDW1w?...
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
& if that doesn't work, stroke the furry wall.
youtu.be/ZaLsEtwDW1w?...
youtu.be/ZaLsEtwDW1w?...
ok lady popehat.
Contacting Bluesky right now to see if there is a way I can delete someone else's skeet
December 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
ok lady popehat.
fireorg's brief has gone beyond academia, as even you, greg screwloosenoff fetishist, should be able to admit given alleged legal activity on behalf of anne selzer in donold's election interference case, so makes sense they would defend catholic parish vs. govt censorship of religious expression.
I'm always down to clown on FIRE for their selective attention but this isn't a school!
Remember all those people who claimed Obama's IRS was persecuting Christians and their churches?
Where's the outrage from the American Freedom Law Center and Pacific Legal Foundation folks?
Remember all those people who claimed Obama's IRS was persecuting Christians and their churches?
Where's the outrage from the American Freedom Law Center and Pacific Legal Foundation folks?
I’m sure FIRE will be all over this
December 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
fireorg's brief has gone beyond academia, as even you, greg screwloosenoff fetishist, should be able to admit given alleged legal activity on behalf of anne selzer in donold's election interference case, so makes sense they would defend catholic parish vs. govt censorship of religious expression.
biden didn't appoint jerome powell fed chair.
he just didn't do a trump & fire him early.
he just didn't do a trump & fire him early.
This isn't about how "Biden is good and did no wrong" - the destruction of that tight labor market started under his administration as his appointed fed chair started the fastest ever monetary tightening cycle because everyone believed it was necessary to weaken the labor market to stop inflation.
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
biden didn't appoint jerome powell fed chair.
he just didn't do a trump & fire him early.
he just didn't do a trump & fire him early.
if i'm keller, i'm worried about the sheriff doing a joaquin phoenix in eddington.
RESULTS: Democrat Tim Keller has won reelection as mayor of Albuquerque.
He defeats a former Republican sheriff, who took issue with Keller's executive order that limited collaboration with ICE.
And that's not all: Liberal faction seizes majority a city council.
He defeats a former Republican sheriff, who took issue with Keller's executive order that limited collaboration with ICE.
And that's not all: Liberal faction seizes majority a city council.
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
if i'm keller, i'm worried about the sheriff doing a joaquin phoenix in eddington.
"i must be having a bad trip on this diagram because i am still thinking of those naked old people".
youtu.be/TuRxDgod5mo?...
youtu.be/TuRxDgod5mo?...
December 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
"i must be having a bad trip on this diagram because i am still thinking of those naked old people".
youtu.be/TuRxDgod5mo?...
youtu.be/TuRxDgod5mo?...
did cnn reports this thru tears of lamentation?
Democrat Eileen Higgins will be the next mayor of the city of Miami, according to a projection from CNN’s Decision Desk, breaking a nearly 30-year Republican streak.
Eileen Higgins will win Miami mayor’s race, CNN projects, breaking a nearly 30-year GOP hold | CNN Politics
Eileen Higgins will be the next mayor of the city of Miami, according to a projection from CNN’s Decision Desk, breaking a nearly 30-year Republican streak in holding the nonpartisan seat and giving D...
www.cnn.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
did cnn reports this thru tears of lamentation?
"squeal like pig", say jd vance's relatives from the holler. (my 81 yr old stepfather is the one who speculated the extended vance lineage is deliverance in the flesh.)
youtu.be/WqNMjZpSbnU?...
youtu.be/WqNMjZpSbnU?...
December 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
"squeal like pig", say jd vance's relatives from the holler. (my 81 yr old stepfather is the one who speculated the extended vance lineage is deliverance in the flesh.)
youtu.be/WqNMjZpSbnU?...
youtu.be/WqNMjZpSbnU?...