earthtonic & lockboxed
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earthtonic & lockboxed
@algoresmilkymams.bsky.social
two time middle school geography bee champion. grossly obese but attracted to cross country runners. enjoyer of screaming females.

also: lou gehrig didn't die of "lou gehrig's disease" but he still died of lou gehrig's disease.
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
fight club. (1999)
December 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
fireorg & their grand poobah greg screwloosenoff have come out in support of this censorious government conduct.
According to a new court filing, the Trump administration has a six-page list of banned words that Head Start locations are forbidden from using when describing their programs.
Among the censored words: "disability," "race," "women," "trauma," "Gulf of Mexico." Short thread with the full list. 🧵
December 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
28 days later. (2002)
That's how they get ya
“Michigan man dies of rabies after kidney transplant from donor who saved kitten from skunk. He received the kidney transplant from a donor who had fought off a skunk and was later found unresponsive.”
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
December 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
"on the next blocked 'n reported podcast, jessie singal 'n katy hercog explain why indigenous people don't even have the skullshape to justify schooling".
I’m sure all the Harper’s letter signatories are outraged by this
Banned words list has real consequences.
A Head Start program operated by a tribe on a Native American reservation was told not to prioritize tribal kids, in clear violation of Head Start Act. The program director also can’t do training on trauma-informed instruction, or to support kids with autism.
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"meet the distaff augusto pinochet".
December 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"he won't find any conspiracies at usaid".
but at this aspen ideas festival atlantic monthly roundtable chaired by thomas chatterton williams & conor friedersdork, they aren't do sure.
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
none more black.
This Administration will only use Arial Black font.
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
December 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
& if that doesn't work, stroke the furry wall.
youtu.be/ZaLsEtwDW1w?...
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
ok lady popehat.
Contacting Bluesky right now to see if there is a way I can delete someone else's skeet
December 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
fireorg's brief has gone beyond academia, as even you, greg screwloosenoff fetishist, should be able to admit given alleged legal activity on behalf of anne selzer in donold's election interference case, so makes sense they would defend catholic parish vs. govt censorship of religious expression.
I'm always down to clown on FIRE for their selective attention but this isn't a school!

Remember all those people who claimed Obama's IRS was persecuting Christians and their churches?

Where's the outrage from the American Freedom Law Center and Pacific Legal Foundation folks?
I’m sure FIRE will be all over this
December 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
biden didn't appoint jerome powell fed chair.
he just didn't do a trump & fire him early.
This isn't about how "Biden is good and did no wrong" - the destruction of that tight labor market started under his administration as his appointed fed chair started the fastest ever monetary tightening cycle because everyone believed it was necessary to weaken the labor market to stop inflation.
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
December 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
if i'm keller, i'm worried about the sheriff doing a joaquin phoenix in eddington.
RESULTS: Democrat Tim Keller has won reelection as mayor of Albuquerque.

He defeats a former Republican sheriff, who took issue with Keller's executive order that limited collaboration with ICE.

And that's not all: Liberal faction seizes majority a city council.
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
"i must be having a bad trip on this diagram because i am still thinking of those naked old people".
youtu.be/TuRxDgod5mo?...
December 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
did cnn reports this thru tears of lamentation?
December 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
"squeal like pig", say jd vance's relatives from the holler. (my 81 yr old stepfather is the one who speculated the extended vance lineage is deliverance in the flesh.)
youtu.be/WqNMjZpSbnU?...
December 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
preview of the vice president's family court drama with the first second lady of the united states.
A child suffered panic attacks after hearing fire-and-brimstone sermons and being told her dad might go to Hell.

A judge stepped in to stop it.

Now the Maine Supreme Court will have to decide what's more important: religion or a child's mental health?

www.friendlyatheist.com/p/will-the-m...
Will the Maine Supreme Court allow a mother to keep harming her daughter with religion?
Maine's top court will soon decide if psychological harm can affect a custody case if that harm stems from religion
www.friendlyatheist.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
immigrants can't qualify for tanf until they achieve citizenship.
Stephen Miller: "If Somalia keeps failing, if these societies all over the world continue to fail, you have to ask yourself if you bring those societies into our country & then give them unlimited free welfare, what do we think is going to happen? You're going to replicate the conditions they left"
December 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
the demolition man update we need.
December 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
this is peak masculinity.
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"jane, you ignorant slut".
December 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM