earthtonic & lockboxed
@algoresmilkymams.bsky.social
two time middle school geography bee champion. grossly obese but attracted to cross country runners. enjoyer of screaming females.
also: lou gehrig didn't die of "lou gehrig's disease" but he still died of lou gehrig's disease.
also: lou gehrig didn't die of "lou gehrig's disease" but he still died of lou gehrig's disease.
"meet the latina ahmad chalabi".
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"meet the latina ahmad chalabi".
"meet the distaff augusto pinochet".
December 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"meet the distaff augusto pinochet".
confession time: i didn't know this guy was gay for about the first year i was aware of his existence. he just struck me as a very dandyish southern man of his era.
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
confession time: i didn't know this guy was gay for about the first year i was aware of his existence. he just struck me as a very dandyish southern man of his era.
bob menendez: "meet the cuban rod blagojevich".
December 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
bob menendez: "meet the cuban rod blagojevich".
spice world is the best movie in which marvin lee aday &/or meat loaf appeared.
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
spice world is the best movie in which marvin lee aday &/or meat loaf appeared.
the virgin will never be jordan canadian psychologist:
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
the virgin will never be jordan canadian psychologist:
"meet the east african leo frank".
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
"meet the east african leo frank".
in this house, robert wadlow is a hero. end of story!
December 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
in this house, robert wadlow is a hero. end of story!
reinventing the nissan cube.
December 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
reinventing the nissan cube.
monster is the best r.e.m. album.
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
monster is the best r.e.m. album.
"meet the woman corey comperatore: sarah beckstrom".
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
"meet the woman corey comperatore: sarah beckstrom".
foundational text.
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
foundational text.
bring back the reusable cloth handtowels from my catholic elementary school. just give the towel a yank, & more, dry towel emerges.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
bring back the reusable cloth handtowels from my catholic elementary school. just give the towel a yank, & more, dry towel emerges.
we built this city is good.
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
we built this city is good.
"meet the (fully) caucasian trey lance"
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"meet the (fully) caucasian trey lance"
i lije my electric hatchback (leaf).
in fact, the issue isn't cars, it's big trucks -- as seattle resident david bazan taught us as early as 1998.
in fact, the issue isn't cars, it's big trucks -- as seattle resident david bazan taught us as early as 1998.
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
i lije my electric hatchback (leaf).
in fact, the issue isn't cars, it's big trucks -- as seattle resident david bazan taught us as early as 1998.
in fact, the issue isn't cars, it's big trucks -- as seattle resident david bazan taught us as early as 1998.
not a duck. a dragon.
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
not a duck. a dragon.