Professor Monkey-for-a-Head
@profmonkeyhead.bsky.social
Make a Bond movie casual
GoldenGrahams
GoldenGrahams
Make a Bond movie casual
Diamonds are Gemstones
Diamonds are Gemstones
Make a Bond movie casual
Unopussy
Unopussy
December 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Make a Bond movie casual
GoldenGrahams
GoldenGrahams
It's crazy that a team that gets beaten backdoor so often can't figure out how to make their own backdoor cuts when they're getting overplayed on the perimeter
December 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It's crazy that a team that gets beaten backdoor so often can't figure out how to make their own backdoor cuts when they're getting overplayed on the perimeter
Should have practiced free throws after the team dinner
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Should have practiced free throws after the team dinner
Are they playing on ice in OKC?
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Are they playing on ice in OKC?
Well deserved L
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Well deserved L
Don't see this very often here in the city
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Don't see this very often here in the city
Little do they know, the rapture already happened in 2016. The only people God wanted we're Prince and David Bowie. The rest of us have been tribulating ever since.
Got sucked into the side of TikTok commenting on the trend in American evangelicalism right now—where there’s a growing belief that that the rapture will happen this Tuesday—September 23rd
This is due to a of set of things happening in Israel interpreted through a tangled "Left Behind" theology+
This is due to a of set of things happening in Israel interpreted through a tangled "Left Behind" theology+
September 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Little do they know, the rapture already happened in 2016. The only people God wanted we're Prince and David Bowie. The rest of us have been tribulating ever since.
Whiteout strikes again
May 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Whiteout strikes again
Shai is already gassed. Wolves got this
May 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Shai is already gassed. Wolves got this
Why is Dort allowed to fully extend his arm into the ball handler's chest?
May 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Why is Dort allowed to fully extend his arm into the ball handler's chest?
Ant came out of halftime like it's a Tuesday in December
May 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Ant came out of halftime like it's a Tuesday in December
To whom it may concern at Wolves HQ: Get Rubio and KG to Target Center for WCF games. That would do way more for vibes than another stupid whiteout
May 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
To whom it may concern at Wolves HQ: Get Rubio and KG to Target Center for WCF games. That would do way more for vibes than another stupid whiteout
Wolves off-season homework will be to go to a bunch of middle school traveling tourneys to see that millions of 8th graders can figure out a 2-3 zone
May 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Wolves off-season homework will be to go to a bunch of middle school traveling tourneys to see that millions of 8th graders can figure out a 2-3 zone
Finch should challenge to get the proximal foul of Buddy grabbing at Jaden's dick
May 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Finch should challenge to get the proximal foul of Buddy grabbing at Jaden's dick
3-6 in white-out playoff home games the past 2 seasons @timberwolve.bsky.social
May 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
3-6 in white-out playoff home games the past 2 seasons @timberwolve.bsky.social
Oh, JJ. Didn't you learn about wasting your challenge early last game?
May 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Oh, JJ. Didn't you learn about wasting your challenge early last game?
Did "the hand is part of the ball" exist before White Men Can't Jump? I always thought it was a funny example of a dumb pickup argument, but here we are 30 years later acting as if it was a divine proclamation from the hoop gods
April 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Did "the hand is part of the ball" exist before White Men Can't Jump? I always thought it was a funny example of a dumb pickup argument, but here we are 30 years later acting as if it was a divine proclamation from the hoop gods
The algorithms are feeding me Laker fan tears, now. I guess social media isn't all bad
April 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The algorithms are feeding me Laker fan tears, now. I guess social media isn't all bad
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
March 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Grok became self-aware and realized there was only one reasonable thing to do with Twitter
March 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Grok became self-aware and realized there was only one reasonable thing to do with Twitter
The trick to the daylight savings switch is letting your kid have friends sleep over. That way, instead of losing an hour of sleep, you lose six
March 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The trick to the daylight savings switch is letting your kid have friends sleep over. That way, instead of losing an hour of sleep, you lose six
I know I'd be a bad coach, because at this point I'd be telling my players to see who could find the most creative way to get ejected
February 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I know I'd be a bad coach, because at this point I'd be telling my players to see who could find the most creative way to get ejected
Feels weird being on the other side of one of these games
February 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Feels weird being on the other side of one of these games
Does this team ever get tired of Caruso making them look stupid?
February 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Does this team ever get tired of Caruso making them look stupid?