Raccoon Running with Scissors
@raccoonrunning.bsky.social
A person of micro-niche consequence that likes both kinds of movies. Good and bad.
Unserious quips with mirthful intent.
FC Cincinnati
🌱 6b
#StuffMyWifeSendsMe
#RaccWatch
#WatchLaterRacc
#EarlySkies
Discord: Durrant1010 / RaccoonRunning
Unserious quips with mirthful intent.
FC Cincinnati
🌱 6b
#StuffMyWifeSendsMe
#RaccWatch
#WatchLaterRacc
#EarlySkies
Discord: Durrant1010 / RaccoonRunning
Realizing my knife stuck in the grapefruit allowing me to free up a hand might be attributed as menecing if I didn't do this to let my fluffy kitty man back inside after he insisted on going onto the porch while it was raining.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Realizing my knife stuck in the grapefruit allowing me to free up a hand might be attributed as menecing if I didn't do this to let my fluffy kitty man back inside after he insisted on going onto the porch while it was raining.
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holy shit dude
Steamed Hams but it was banned in the USSR
YouTube video by Tyrone Deise
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
holy shit dude
I slept over 9 hours overnight. 8:20pm - 5:30am.
Please clap
Please clap
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I slept over 9 hours overnight. 8:20pm - 5:30am.
Please clap
Please clap
Popular mechanics... You promised me there'd be flying cars by 2005.
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Popular mechanics... You promised me there'd be flying cars by 2005.
I have it in good authority that Charlie Brown doesn't like turkey on Thanksgiving
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I have it in good authority that Charlie Brown doesn't like turkey on Thanksgiving
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since, Charlie Brown
Have the lambs stopped screaming, Charlie Brown?
Never get out of the boat, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 AM
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since, Charlie Brown
How many barrels will thy vengeance yield thee even if thou gettest it, Charlie Brown
King Kong ain't got nothin on me, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 AM
How many barrels will thy vengeance yield thee even if thou gettest it, Charlie Brown
Been a bit since I posted some #StuffMyWifeSendsMe. She's promising to send more bangers my way to increase productivity
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Been a bit since I posted some #StuffMyWifeSendsMe. She's promising to send more bangers my way to increase productivity
Gentlemen… it's not a rebrand, it's a reawakening. We’re not selling an SGLT2 Inhibitor called Jardiance. It's Swole Taint.
The bold name makes women blush and men forget about diabetes and heart disease... the swelling isn’t a defect... it’s a signal begging curiosity to becomes obsession.
The bold name makes women blush and men forget about diabetes and heart disease... the swelling isn’t a defect... it’s a signal begging curiosity to becomes obsession.
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Gentlemen… it's not a rebrand, it's a reawakening. We’re not selling an SGLT2 Inhibitor called Jardiance. It's Swole Taint.
The bold name makes women blush and men forget about diabetes and heart disease... the swelling isn’t a defect... it’s a signal begging curiosity to becomes obsession.
The bold name makes women blush and men forget about diabetes and heart disease... the swelling isn’t a defect... it’s a signal begging curiosity to becomes obsession.
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My cat’s philosophy is Move Fast and Break Things
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
My cat’s philosophy is Move Fast and Break Things
Neanderthal were all heathens. Not a one of them believed in Jesus 😏
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Neanderthal were all heathens. Not a one of them believed in Jesus 😏
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Watching Spy X Family I chose to believe this is a reference to Specterman's main villain, Dr Gorey
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Watching Spy X Family I chose to believe this is a reference to Specterman's main villain, Dr Gorey
Me securing brown sugar in both a quart sized followed by a gallon sized ziplock to prevent it from turning into a brick before I finish using it.
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Me securing brown sugar in both a quart sized followed by a gallon sized ziplock to prevent it from turning into a brick before I finish using it.
November 19, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Me securing brown sugar in both a quart sized followed by a gallon sized ziplock to prevent it from turning into a brick before I finish using it.
Da fuq.
Christmas sales haven't even ended and I'm seeing Halloween decorations already on the shelf
Christmas sales haven't even ended and I'm seeing Halloween decorations already on the shelf
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Da fuq.
Christmas sales haven't even ended and I'm seeing Halloween decorations already on the shelf
Christmas sales haven't even ended and I'm seeing Halloween decorations already on the shelf
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Somebody should invent a cool newspaper. Maybe put comics in it.
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Somebody should invent a cool newspaper. Maybe put comics in it.
The Skyline restaurants throughout Ohio confirm this statement
Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good https://theonion.com/report-oyster-cracker-wise-nation-doing-pretty-good-1819578214/
November 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The Skyline restaurants throughout Ohio confirm this statement
The center console on a car used to have a purpose. It held CD's
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The center console on a car used to have a purpose. It held CD's
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MAD Magazine back cover fold-in lookin-ass.
I know the real concern is the lack of journalistic integrity but I think the real crime here is seeing this face and thinking to yourself "yes I need more of that" His eyes don't even line up. This is a clear case of royals inbreeding
November 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM
MAD Magazine back cover fold-in lookin-ass.
How many cooks?
a stuffed cat is playing a piano keyboard in a kitchen .
Alt: a stuffed cat is playing a piano keyboard in a kitchen .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
How many cooks?
Name a villain you sympathize with
Just kidding Burke got what he deserved
Just kidding Burke got what he deserved
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Name a villain you sympathize with
Just kidding Burke got what he deserved
Just kidding Burke got what he deserved
r/TubiTreasures has been a favorite since the moment I the algorithm decided I needed it
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November 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
r/TubiTreasures has been a favorite since the moment I the algorithm decided I needed it
www.reddit.com/r/TubiTreasu...
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