Prof. Owen
@profowen910.bsky.social
Nerd, perv, toy and bondage gear collector, writer of questionable erotica, and all around friendly guy. I'll make myself sound interesting later or something.
There are many solid ones, but this lives in my head.
January 1, 2026 at 4:26 AM
There are many solid ones, but this lives in my head.
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By the 3rd season of The Muppet Show, we’ve got a fully formed Gonzo performing what, for me, is almost a mission statement of a song for the entire Muppet Show. Dave Goelz just sparkles in his performance with every little nuance he throws in to the vocals & puppeteering.
March 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
By the 3rd season of The Muppet Show, we’ve got a fully formed Gonzo performing what, for me, is almost a mission statement of a song for the entire Muppet Show. Dave Goelz just sparkles in his performance with every little nuance he throws in to the vocals & puppeteering.
As I have said many, many times. "I defy you to find me a pair of assed chaps!"
Never trust anyone who gets mad when you say "ATM Machine" but not when you say "assless chaps".
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
As I have said many, many times. "I defy you to find me a pair of assed chaps!"
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A double ended dildo is creatively called a "double dildo".
A double ended buttplug is called a buttsplug.
A double ended buttplug is called a buttsplug.
May 13, 2023 at 2:58 PM
A double ended dildo is creatively called a "double dildo".
A double ended buttplug is called a buttsplug.
A double ended buttplug is called a buttsplug.
Happy international fisting day for all those who celebrate!
October 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Happy international fisting day for all those who celebrate!
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"It feels like we've developed some kind of histamine reaction to imagination. We are afraid that people will "catch" a bad idea. Well, stupid people are always gonna think dumb things and do dumb shit. That's their whole thing. The solution can't be to make artists dumb too."
-Tycho (Penny arcade)
-Tycho (Penny arcade)
October 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"It feels like we've developed some kind of histamine reaction to imagination. We are afraid that people will "catch" a bad idea. Well, stupid people are always gonna think dumb things and do dumb shit. That's their whole thing. The solution can't be to make artists dumb too."
-Tycho (Penny arcade)
-Tycho (Penny arcade)
Explain your username.
i read a lot of Simon R. Green, Owen was one of his protagonists.
Prof. is because of my pedantic nature, and for sex toy shenanigans I have been planning for like 10 years.
910 was the number AOL suggested adding to my first user name because just the name was taken.
i read a lot of Simon R. Green, Owen was one of his protagonists.
Prof. is because of my pedantic nature, and for sex toy shenanigans I have been planning for like 10 years.
910 was the number AOL suggested adding to my first user name because just the name was taken.
Explain your username
if you turn the "c" in "fuck it" 90° clockwise it looks like an n
and if you turn the "n" in "funkit" 90 degrees counterclockwise it pooks like a c
if you turn the "c" in "fuck it" 90° clockwise it looks like an n
and if you turn the "n" in "funkit" 90 degrees counterclockwise it pooks like a c
Explain your username
I added a D to the Narnia guy's name bc I thought it would be funny
I added a D to the Narnia guy's name bc I thought it would be funny
October 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Explain your username.
i read a lot of Simon R. Green, Owen was one of his protagonists.
Prof. is because of my pedantic nature, and for sex toy shenanigans I have been planning for like 10 years.
910 was the number AOL suggested adding to my first user name because just the name was taken.
i read a lot of Simon R. Green, Owen was one of his protagonists.
Prof. is because of my pedantic nature, and for sex toy shenanigans I have been planning for like 10 years.
910 was the number AOL suggested adding to my first user name because just the name was taken.
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
Model friends, if you would like to celebrate my favorite holiday in style, hit me up.
Every year i lead you further from god's light. Candy corn buttplugs have returned to haunt your timeline.
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
September 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Model friends, if you would like to celebrate my favorite holiday in style, hit me up.
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Every year i lead you further from god's light. Candy corn buttplugs have returned to haunt your timeline.
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
September 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Every year i lead you further from god's light. Candy corn buttplugs have returned to haunt your timeline.
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
Buy art from your friends, support their creativity, it's amazingly rewarding.
September 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Buy art from your friends, support their creativity, it's amazingly rewarding.
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Something from the deep is climbing up my steps—scaled, with bulging eyes that never seem to blink; smiling with too many teeth, as though it already knew my name...
"Visitor"
Acrylic on canvas
"Visitor"
Acrylic on canvas
August 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Something from the deep is climbing up my steps—scaled, with bulging eyes that never seem to blink; smiling with too many teeth, as though it already knew my name...
"Visitor"
Acrylic on canvas
"Visitor"
Acrylic on canvas
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For any artists dealing with adult content bans, I want to encourage you to get involved in the sex worker rights movement. While illustration is not the same as sex work, we share many of the same struggles, and our fights will be stronger if we collaborate.
August 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
For any artists dealing with adult content bans, I want to encourage you to get involved in the sex worker rights movement. While illustration is not the same as sex work, we share many of the same struggles, and our fights will be stronger if we collaborate.
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I often get asked how the Hands of Eir program works... what we do. I might as well explain our CURRENT process.
Our work as an exit program is actually fairly casual. We interview potential former far-right extremist / white nationalist clients who then get paired with a peer mentor—usually me.
Our work as an exit program is actually fairly casual. We interview potential former far-right extremist / white nationalist clients who then get paired with a peer mentor—usually me.
July 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I often get asked how the Hands of Eir program works... what we do. I might as well explain our CURRENT process.
Our work as an exit program is actually fairly casual. We interview potential former far-right extremist / white nationalist clients who then get paired with a peer mentor—usually me.
Our work as an exit program is actually fairly casual. We interview potential former far-right extremist / white nationalist clients who then get paired with a peer mentor—usually me.
I have a gash on my thumb where I stabbed myself with a wood chisel... which I usually keep covered, but my band aide came off. I just slammed it into the salt dust covered bag of water softener tablets I was loading... that was a flash of the worst burning stinging pain I have yet experienced.
May 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I have a gash on my thumb where I stabbed myself with a wood chisel... which I usually keep covered, but my band aide came off. I just slammed it into the salt dust covered bag of water softener tablets I was loading... that was a flash of the worst burning stinging pain I have yet experienced.
Only day you can post this.. don't miss out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzZa...
First of May
YouTube video by Jonathan Coulton - Topic
www.youtube.com
May 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Only day you can post this.. don't miss out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzZa...
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theme for the day: open.spotify.com/track/1zaF6p...
No Reason Boner
Ninja Sex Party · NSFW · Song · 2011
open.spotify.com
April 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
theme for the day: open.spotify.com/track/1zaF6p...
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Wow anal vid on MV??? That's crazy that would never happen 👀
April 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Wow anal vid on MV??? That's crazy that would never happen 👀
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When your anti-masturbation tweet is unintentionally a pro-masturbation tweet.
April 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
When your anti-masturbation tweet is unintentionally a pro-masturbation tweet.
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