John Dortmunder
@prolly-knott.bsky.social
I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
Chumming: when normal bait won't do
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Chumming: when normal bait won't do
When asked to comment, he said only, "Robble robble," leaving the press conference immediately thereafter
February 11, 2026 at 11:16 PM
When asked to comment, he said only, "Robble robble," leaving the press conference immediately thereafter
"special" security reasons
February 11, 2026 at 2:29 PM
"special" security reasons
But how will users I knew on IRC in the 90s recognize me? /s
February 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
But how will users I knew on IRC in the 90s recognize me? /s
Hocked and Loaded
February 7, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Hocked and Loaded
You ever try R&B from Lush? Wait, are you trying to stop the waves, mitigate the waves, or embrace the waves?
February 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
You ever try R&B from Lush? Wait, are you trying to stop the waves, mitigate the waves, or embrace the waves?
In 4 days, it'll be May 24th, 2016
February 5, 2026 at 6:24 AM
In 4 days, it'll be May 24th, 2016
Could easily also be fringe hippie ranting
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Could easily also be fringe hippie ranting
Yeah it's quite easy to find vertical features in a great many places
February 1, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Yeah it's quite easy to find vertical features in a great many places
Oh it's an absolute delight. I spend a fair amount of time thinking about "Session Three" these days
February 1, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Oh it's an absolute delight. I spend a fair amount of time thinking about "Session Three" these days
Makes me want to rewatch Vertical Features Remake
February 1, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Makes me want to rewatch Vertical Features Remake
This gonna sound crazy but losses are generally bad for laundering.
January 30, 2026 at 9:34 PM
This gonna sound crazy but losses are generally bad for laundering.
Went to google what enshittification means, scrolled past the ai assist and laxative ads, forgot what I was searching for, so I asked chatgpt for a definition and it told me I'm handsome, so
January 30, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Went to google what enshittification means, scrolled past the ai assist and laxative ads, forgot what I was searching for, so I asked chatgpt for a definition and it told me I'm handsome, so
They won't even astroturf it
January 30, 2026 at 4:05 PM
They won't even astroturf it
Disco Elysium guy, so ymmv, but Death Stranding was a game that pulled me out of quite a slump. TLoU is a go-to if I need to actually cry and not avoid feeling feelings. Stardew Valley if I'm having executive disfunction
January 27, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Disco Elysium guy, so ymmv, but Death Stranding was a game that pulled me out of quite a slump. TLoU is a go-to if I need to actually cry and not avoid feeling feelings. Stardew Valley if I'm having executive disfunction
Proud of you/what's your secret
January 26, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Proud of you/what's your secret
Gurl, same. I'm trying to channel it into something productive, but today it's mainly been a rock in my stomach.
January 25, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Gurl, same. I'm trying to channel it into something productive, but today it's mainly been a rock in my stomach.
Comice the goat
January 24, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Comice the goat
They're just ripping off Like A Dragon
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 AM
They're just ripping off Like A Dragon
But also it's why they broke the 1000 miles into 2 chucks of 500 (cause they had to rest their feet)
January 23, 2026 at 5:26 AM
But also it's why they broke the 1000 miles into 2 chucks of 500 (cause they had to rest their feet)
Speedrunning the ending of In the Penal Colony by Franz Kafka
January 23, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Speedrunning the ending of In the Penal Colony by Franz Kafka