John Dortmunder
@prolly-knott.bsky.social
I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
Just saw an email with a 9-line email signature in papyrus
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Just saw an email with a 9-line email signature in papyrus
Connections
Puzzle #887
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November 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Connections
Puzzle #887
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Adidas Abadaba: athletic wear capital of the world
October 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Adidas Abadaba: athletic wear capital of the world
Cold? Hungry? Trying to hide? Why not put on a blalaclavaklava, the latest in edible fashion
October 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Cold? Hungry? Trying to hide? Why not put on a blalaclavaklava, the latest in edible fashion
[defending my tattoo] no, no, it's not like that, I just love Charles Manson
October 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
[defending my tattoo] no, no, it's not like that, I just love Charles Manson
Adjusted for inflation, 50 Cent is now Buck-O-Nine, and that's why we need more rap/ska mashups
October 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Adjusted for inflation, 50 Cent is now Buck-O-Nine, and that's why we need more rap/ska mashups
If owls could chirp they'd call that strygidation.
October 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If owls could chirp they'd call that strygidation.
As a mathematician, he was best known for proving that the SuperSerious numbers form a Legit Banger over the ForReals
October 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
As a mathematician, he was best known for proving that the SuperSerious numbers form a Legit Banger over the ForReals
Mistah Kirk, he dead
September 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Mistah Kirk, he dead
Combining drugs that make me erudite with drugs that make me wise to help me poop better
combining drugs that make me smart with drugs that make me stupid to become a secret third thing
September 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Combining drugs that make me erudite with drugs that make me wise to help me poop better
I am "make King Rhoam noises when I sit or stand" years old, apparently
September 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I am "make King Rhoam noises when I sit or stand" years old, apparently
And don't you forget it
August 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
And don't you forget it
I'll have my people voice chat your people
August 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I'll have my people voice chat your people
The most inaccurate thing in The Wire is cops caring about the death of sex workers
August 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The most inaccurate thing in The Wire is cops caring about the death of sex workers
Trump to pardon Suge Knight just to stick it to Diddy
August 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Trump to pardon Suge Knight just to stick it to Diddy
Resleeting so I don't spend an hour looking for it the next time I need it
Authoritarianism suffocates not only political life but also economic life. Instead of the best products rising to the top, people get coerced into using Dogshit because the ceo of dogshit enterprises owns the government
Gangster capitalism.
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August 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Resleeting so I don't spend an hour looking for it the next time I need it
Me timbers: shivered
August 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Me timbers: shivered
Wordle 1,497 3/6*
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July 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Wordle 1,497 3/6*
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Oh look, this year's line-up just dropped, and it's a real humdinger. We're certain it'll chill your socks off. Head to chillits.org to make sure you don't miss it.
July 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Oh look, this year's line-up just dropped, and it's a real humdinger. We're certain it'll chill your socks off. Head to chillits.org to make sure you don't miss it.
The chickens have come home to fly the coop
May 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The chickens have come home to fly the coop
Oops I Shidded Again
May 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Oops I Shidded Again
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Music deadline extended! Get your submissions in before 5/25, submission link at chillits.org
May 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Music deadline extended! Get your submissions in before 5/25, submission link at chillits.org