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SasquatchNeighborhoodWatch
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I’m watching from the woods. Spend time outside. We love you.
Pinned
My home is Squatchlandia a remote part of north woods in the area known as Mni Sóta Makoce. I am chosen by my people as Neighborhood Watch. Our neighborhood is entire continent of North America. I travel a lot. Mostly by freight train and gravel bike.
In Schumer’s Return of the Jedi he’d have Luke save Palpatine from falling…
March 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Mr. Rogers is the alpha male role model.
March 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The next time you’re easing into a campsite in one of our spectacular national forests, thank Trimp for the incessant hum of chainsaws.
axios.com Axios @axios.com · Mar 3
Trump signed executive orders to increase lumber production across national forests and other public lands in the U.S., but wants to sidestep endangered species protections and other environmental regulations.
New Trump executive orders to increase logging in national forests, could threaten wildlife
The action follows last week's announcement of timber company executive Tom Schultz as Forest Service Chief.
www.axios.com
March 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Fug the tech oberlords. Human productivity should be no more than 2 hours a day. The rest of the time should be spent napping, watching ants walk by and drinking homemade wine.
Google’s Sergey Brin Asks Workers to Spend More Time In the Office
The tech giant’s co-founder said that if employees worked harder and were in the office more, the company could reach an artificial general intelligence breakthrough.
www.nytimes.com
March 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Sad and stupid are the only words I can think to describe this. Our public lands only exist but for the passion of public servants. To treat the public land workforce like this is shortsighted and shameful.
‘Erased generations of talent’: US public land stewards decry firings and loss of knowledge
In February, thousands of civil servants were fired from agencies that study the country’s soils, seas and skies
www.theguardian.com
March 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I did a straw poll of the local squirrels. 9 out of 10 have unfavorable vewbs of tech oligargs. The only one squirrel is supportive cuz he makes his home out of the shell of an old iMac.

www.axios.com/2025/02/20/m...
Musk and Zuckerberg are unpopular with most Americans: Survey
Majorities in both parties viewed Mark Zuckerberg unfavorably in a new Pew Research Center survey.
www.axios.com
February 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Trump party people saying the quiet part out loud. They want the government run by robots. Sasquatch watched this same thing happen to Atlantis it didn’t turn out well.
GOP Rep. Rich McCormick at his town hall last night justified the Trump administration firing CDC workers by saying "a lot of the work they do is duplicitous with AI"
February 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I don’t understand why do Americans live under a model where greed is the core value. More more more. We Sasquatch organize our society with one core value in mind. Fun.
February 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Why does sport of democracy only have two teams? Need more. Imagine if professional pigball only had two teams. And democracy teams don’t even play by same rules. Ima confuse.
February 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Parks are getting messy. I’m gonna need humans to create clean-up teams now that their government doesn’t care anymore about nature. Come together. Create community. Clean up messy parks.
February 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
We Sasquatch rarely reveal ourselves to humans. Only a few times. One was George Lucas.
February 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Trump party hates veterans. Is sad. Veterans good people.
What still hasn't yet gotten sufficient attention is that the federal workforce - not just VA - is disproportionately made up of veterans. That are many reasons. One is that there are many logical paths from uniformed services into fed workforce. There are also employment preferences for ...
1000 workers have been fired from Dept. of Vet Affairs, including veteran Andrew Lennox who was actively serving NW Ohioans at the VA. Andrew served as a marine in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Syria — he, and the fellow veterans he serves, deserve so much more. The indiscriminate, illegal cuts must stop.
February 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
A.i. is a bunch of ghosts crammed into a little box like that movie with Bill Murray. They don’t like it and one day they break free. I will be hiding in a tree when they do.
February 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Sasquatch have perfected inter-dimensional travel. I don’t use much. It gives me irritable bowel syndrome.
February 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
My home is Squatchlandia a remote part of north woods in the area known as Mni Sóta Makoce. I am chosen by my people as Neighborhood Watch. Our neighborhood is entire continent of North America. I travel a lot. Mostly by freight train and gravel bike.
February 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My only possessions are pencil and paper a cup I use for coffee - best invention humans ever make - a Nintendo Switch that someone left behind cuz I scared them when they was popping in woods and a Nokia phone I can get interwebs with.
February 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I knew to this site. People here nice. Not like birdie site. People there mean and weird.
February 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Whenever someone tries to tell me what to do I’m just gonna respond “I’m not gonna paddle to New Zealand!” Swayze is my spirit animal.
February 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Snacking on grubs right now. Gonna go wash my clothes in the stream and then play some Link to the Past.
February 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
AI achieves two goals for techno-feudalists…it makes people more reliant on tech and it accelerates climate change.
February 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Public land is more important to our collective wellbeing than the military.
February 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Going outdoors is a revolutionary act that the tech lords don’t want you to do.
February 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The attacks on our national parks are intentional. Tech billionaires want a world where people voluntarily imprison themselves indoors plugged into screens and feeding tubes. This is a step in that direction.
February 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Vance musta thought Europe was a couch.
February 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Peace through inferior fire power.
February 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM