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@proto.cool
full stack software developer; allegedly professional

Nick – he/him – Colorado

sometimes, I write at https://proto.cool
wow, apple's really innovating with the iphone 17 lineup 💩
September 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Ziggy, 2025, colorized
August 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
observer
August 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
cryptid
July 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
caturday teefie
June 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
fiber provider tried to tell me they had a team out here two weeks ago to bury my fiber line

bro, there's not even conduit.
May 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
is this good?

(it actually had a few easy actionable things I can do basically immediately, which is nice)
May 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I enter one (1) keyword into GitHub search and click “search” and I get this

Microsoft you suck
May 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
How do I get squirrels to stop eating my fucking car wires. This is the second time. The first time it cost me $2100.

I’ve been spraying the engine bay and exterior base with the rodent repellent mint spray on a regular basis, it clearly doesn’t work as a repellent
May 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
il gatto
May 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
man. this date wasn't even cherry picked
May 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
this guy at work chided me for not updating his confluence doc because "it's important to keep things up to date"

the doc:
May 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Salem the vampire cat
May 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
we chillin this morning
April 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
it’s my favorite little guy ❤️
April 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
not shocked discussions around AI end up being so negative when the discover feed is full of shit like this
April 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
poor little guy had another bad seizure today 😥

probably time to get him into the vet and medicated about it
April 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
April 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
ears out Sunday
April 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
please kill me at your earliest convenience
April 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I mean I am kinda tired but this is absurd
April 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
shine bright like a diamond
April 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
mood of the day
April 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
watchers 👀👀
March 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
@discord.com what the fuck is this new UI
March 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM