Jenna, King of Puns
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Jenna, King of Puns
@protochan.bsky.social
Bisexual, bigender leftist/liberal who just wants to live in a world that’s not a trash fire, enjoy some fun media, eat foods delicious and terrifying alike, and make truly cringey puns. Is that so much to ask? 31, She/He/Him/Her
The decision took exactly two and a half agonizing (for Al) minutes to make. Vox and Lu fought hard to keep their laughter in check.

While going through it, Al wishes that he had a notebook. Lu can tell as much and teasingly whispers to Al that he’ll email him a copy of the slides later.
January 5, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Vox and Lu throw a “movie night” for themselves and Al that just ends up being a front so that Al will read the PowerPoint
January 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
You could go for a more internal angle: Things like his digestive system, the size and layout of his brain, and things he looks for in mates matching those of shark biology. We also didn’t really get a look at his feet so maybe those can match the texture of shark skin.
January 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
So cute!!!!

Also, 🔎🔍🕵️
January 5, 2026 at 3:30 AM
*Looks even more intensely*
January 5, 2026 at 1:34 AM
*Looking at you intensifies*
January 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Lucifer is super chipper about the cleanup because he adores Vaggi, but Vox and Al grumble their way through it, arguing about whose fault this was.

Vox: You’re the one who made such a big deal about my nicknames. Dishes it, but couldn’t take it, huh?

Al: I care about order!
January 2, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Alastor’s day ends with his ears blowing steam like an old Popeye cartoon and magic just starts spurting from all over. The hotel becomes all sorts of shades of colors, the usual wall breaks, and the other walls won’t stop screaming.

A truce is called.
January 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Vox gets his revenge by starting to call Al and Lucifer by awful nicknames.

Vox: ‘Sup, Ally-Oop? And you, my favorite Lu-natic?
January 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I could absolutely see that backfiring in Vox’s face IMMEDIATELY!

Lucifer: Smoochy Square, can you get me a glass of water?

Alastor: My, oh my, what a boring choice of drinks, Your Majesty! My dearest TV Head, how about a whiskey?

Vox: I’m not a bartender, and you two are menaces.
January 2, 2026 at 7:17 PM
He and Nifty are invited to all family events. Val demands that all knives are to be removed from Nifty’s table place settings. Alastor refuses. Chaos ensues.
December 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Yo, this cuteness overload is too much!!!! 😍😍😍😍🥹🥹🥹🥹
December 31, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Me!
December 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
God, your art and ideas are so fucking cool! If there’s an equivalent of Rosie for cool RadioStatic ideas, you must’ve gotten into contact with them because I am obsessed with each one I’ve seen!
December 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Yayyy!!!!
December 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM