Jenna, King of Puns
@protochan.bsky.social
Bisexual, bigender leftist/liberal who just wants to live in a world that’s not a trash fire, enjoy some fun media, eat foods delicious and terrifying alike, and make truly cringey puns. Is that so much to ask? 31, She/He/Him/Her
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#radiostatic
Alastor asks Vox to hypnotize him to help him sleep better (insomniac), also likes to be wrapped up Vox’s cables to keep warm
Alastor asks Vox to hypnotize him to help him sleep better (insomniac), also likes to be wrapped up Vox’s cables to keep warm
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
#radiostatic
Alastor asks Vox to hypnotize him to help him sleep better (insomniac), also likes to be wrapped up Vox’s cables to keep warm
Alastor asks Vox to hypnotize him to help him sleep better (insomniac), also likes to be wrapped up Vox’s cables to keep warm
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#RadioStatic
AU in which Alastor is fully aware of Vincent’s obsession with him and craving for closeness. Al indulges him sometimes with affection/touch, enjoying how flustered he gets, finding him kind of adorable 🐶📺
AU in which Alastor is fully aware of Vincent’s obsession with him and craving for closeness. Al indulges him sometimes with affection/touch, enjoying how flustered he gets, finding him kind of adorable 🐶📺
December 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
#RadioStatic
AU in which Alastor is fully aware of Vincent’s obsession with him and craving for closeness. Al indulges him sometimes with affection/touch, enjoying how flustered he gets, finding him kind of adorable 🐶📺
AU in which Alastor is fully aware of Vincent’s obsession with him and craving for closeness. Al indulges him sometimes with affection/touch, enjoying how flustered he gets, finding him kind of adorable 🐶📺
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December 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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#RadioStatic
AU: As punishment for their ruthless ambition while alive, Vox and Alastor arrive powerless, starting in the worst of Hell’s slums among the weakest of demons, relying on each other in their struggle to survive…
AU: As punishment for their ruthless ambition while alive, Vox and Alastor arrive powerless, starting in the worst of Hell’s slums among the weakest of demons, relying on each other in their struggle to survive…
December 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
#RadioStatic
AU: As punishment for their ruthless ambition while alive, Vox and Alastor arrive powerless, starting in the worst of Hell’s slums among the weakest of demons, relying on each other in their struggle to survive…
AU: As punishment for their ruthless ambition while alive, Vox and Alastor arrive powerless, starting in the worst of Hell’s slums among the weakest of demons, relying on each other in their struggle to survive…
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December 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Hotel Co Hosts AU aka Alastor drags his husband into helping the princess of hell cuz he refuses to suffer alone
#radiostatic #staticradio #voxal
#radiostatic #staticradio #voxal
December 24, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Hotel Co Hosts AU aka Alastor drags his husband into helping the princess of hell cuz he refuses to suffer alone
#radiostatic #staticradio #voxal
#radiostatic #staticradio #voxal
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December 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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#radiostatic #Alastor #Vox
hello bluesky I'm back I guess, twitter decided to be an asshole today so here's my art
hello bluesky I'm back I guess, twitter decided to be an asshole today so here's my art
December 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
#radiostatic #Alastor #Vox
hello bluesky I'm back I guess, twitter decided to be an asshole today so here's my art
hello bluesky I'm back I guess, twitter decided to be an asshole today so here's my art
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People can certainly say whatever they like, but this man was also fucking smitten with Vox.
They are idiots, your honour.
#radiostatic #voxal
They are idiots, your honour.
#radiostatic #voxal
December 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
People can certainly say whatever they like, but this man was also fucking smitten with Vox.
They are idiots, your honour.
#radiostatic #voxal
They are idiots, your honour.
#radiostatic #voxal
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December 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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December 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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This is just unreal. The level of panic in speech pathology groups is off the charts
There are reports that the *entire* office of special education at the US Dept of Education has been cut. These hardworking folks ensure kids with disabilities get equal access to a quality education.
America’s children deserve better than this.
America’s children deserve better than this.
October 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This is just unreal. The level of panic in speech pathology groups is off the charts
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what is up with the subset of nintendo fans who think it's a crime that the switch doesn't have a new 3d mario game announced yet. we just got a great new game from the 3d mario team three months ago. they just made it about the ape instead of the plumber
October 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
what is up with the subset of nintendo fans who think it's a crime that the switch doesn't have a new 3d mario game announced yet. we just got a great new game from the 3d mario team three months ago. they just made it about the ape instead of the plumber
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Folks — this is not a normal government shutdown.
Let me explain the stakes and how we got here.
Let me explain the stakes and how we got here.
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Folks — this is not a normal government shutdown.
Let me explain the stakes and how we got here.
Let me explain the stakes and how we got here.
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Feels like a world historic gaslighting campaign that people of Kirk's stature are even supposed to get this kind of press and public rememberance. He was just some fuggin' jagoff who got rejected from college and turned it into his whole personality.
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Feels like a world historic gaslighting campaign that people of Kirk's stature are even supposed to get this kind of press and public rememberance. He was just some fuggin' jagoff who got rejected from college and turned it into his whole personality.
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The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...
At least 2 students shot at a Denver-area high school, authorities say | CNN
At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office.
www.cnn.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...
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We all want to come back and make this!
But we need your help to do it.
Help us make this go viral so we can convince WB to let us make you a new show!
#GKND
But we need your help to do it.
Help us make this go viral so we can convince WB to let us make you a new show!
#GKND
‘Codename Kids Next Door’ creator Mr. Warburton reveals a teaser script for ‘Galactic Kids Next Door’ at Houston Nostalgia Con.
August 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
We all want to come back and make this!
But we need your help to do it.
Help us make this go viral so we can convince WB to let us make you a new show!
#GKND
But we need your help to do it.
Help us make this go viral so we can convince WB to let us make you a new show!
#GKND
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I wish all transphobes ill. ✌️
August 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I wish all transphobes ill. ✌️
I also wish ill to JK Rowling
I also wish ill to JK Rowling
I also wish ill to JK Rowling
August 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I also wish ill to JK Rowling
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I do not wish her illness.
I wish her a long life, full of loneliness and regret, a premature and metaphorical living burial in her black-mold-infested castle.
I wish that no comfort finds her, and that she fades away into crushing obscurity.
When she dies, I hope her body isn’t found for ages.
I wish her a long life, full of loneliness and regret, a premature and metaphorical living burial in her black-mold-infested castle.
I wish that no comfort finds her, and that she fades away into crushing obscurity.
When she dies, I hope her body isn’t found for ages.
I also wish ill to JK Rowling
I also wish ill to JK Rowling
August 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I do not wish her illness.
I wish her a long life, full of loneliness and regret, a premature and metaphorical living burial in her black-mold-infested castle.
I wish that no comfort finds her, and that she fades away into crushing obscurity.
When she dies, I hope her body isn’t found for ages.
I wish her a long life, full of loneliness and regret, a premature and metaphorical living burial in her black-mold-infested castle.
I wish that no comfort finds her, and that she fades away into crushing obscurity.
When she dies, I hope her body isn’t found for ages.
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Bluesky moderation suspending trans people for wishing ill on the members of a hate group who are actively working to eradicate us shows us what a morally bankrupt crock of shit civility is and how it only serves to punish victims and protect victimizers. Bluesky should be ashamed of themselves.
August 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Bluesky moderation suspending trans people for wishing ill on the members of a hate group who are actively working to eradicate us shows us what a morally bankrupt crock of shit civility is and how it only serves to punish victims and protect victimizers. Bluesky should be ashamed of themselves.
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Having flashbacks to Trump’s 2021 demand that a state official “find” missing votes, because the numbers weren’t in his favor.
This is what he expects of the BLS commissioner too: “find” missing jobs. He will try to appoint someone who does this bidding, unless GOP senators miraculously grow spines
This is what he expects of the BLS commissioner too: “find” missing jobs. He will try to appoint someone who does this bidding, unless GOP senators miraculously grow spines
August 2, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Having flashbacks to Trump’s 2021 demand that a state official “find” missing votes, because the numbers weren’t in his favor.
This is what he expects of the BLS commissioner too: “find” missing jobs. He will try to appoint someone who does this bidding, unless GOP senators miraculously grow spines
This is what he expects of the BLS commissioner too: “find” missing jobs. He will try to appoint someone who does this bidding, unless GOP senators miraculously grow spines