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William Pat. Pending
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Observer, syllable wrangler, pompous ass, flâneur, mutant.
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If there was just one thing I would say to maga it would be this.

You're beholden to a cult of selfishness. And the moment you turned your back on the fight for your neighbor's freedom is the moment you surrendered any claim to your own.
If there was just one thing I would say to maga it would be this.

You're beholden to a cult of selfishness. And the moment you turned your back on the fight for your neighbor's freedom is the moment you surrendered any claim to your own.
January 8, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Jacob Frey for president. Book it now.
January 8, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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Some joy on this dark day.

This guy who built this is a national treasure to all GenXers.

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January 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Renee Nicole Good.

Say her name.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Maybe it's me. Maybe the NHL shouldn't be advertising tourism to private islands at this particular juncture.
January 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
That's exactly what this is. A shakedown.
From bad to worse: Our premium just jumped from $1,700 to $3,000 a month. For two healthy adults and a daughter in college.

Could we technically scrape the funds together? Sure.
But let’s call it what it is: a shakedown.
2/6
January 2, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Happy new year to those of us left.
January 1, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Radiohead went on tour late 2025 in order to put the Oasis hype where it belongs.

Everything in its right place.
January 1, 2026 at 4:36 AM
RIP Howie Klein. May his memory be a blessing.
December 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
A. Million. More. Documents.
December 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Inflation numbers are rigged.
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Calling it now: 99.8% chance the #Netflix deal is blocked until they cut ties with the Obamas.
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Get ready. Your #Netflix fee is going to skyrocket.
December 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Happy Buy Nothing Day to those who celebrate
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Is there a signing statement?
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The first war America fought against each other was a war against kings.

The second was a war against slavery.

The third is against both.

All three were wars against control.

We're 2 for 3. Don't give up now.
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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It’s early, but this might be my favorite tweet.
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
After the last election the left was largely in tatters.

Tonight a new cornerstone was laid.

Now is the time to build.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Mamdani wins. He said yeah I'm a socialist and a Muslim and the people said cool
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It is less about corruption of justice than it is about perversion of justice
The malicious prosecution of Attorney General Tish James is baseless.

And the indictment is not worth the paper it is written on.
October 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The USA had the best education system in the world until they had to share it with Black people.

From that moment forward the powers that be chose to destroy it rather than learn.

That's all you need to know.
October 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Red Sox win!
October 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
What is the best way to promote other people in this app? Especially if you yourself don't have that many followers?

There are some genuinely good people here who deserve more kindness.
September 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My plea to Jon Stewart is simple.

We're both Gen X. We both know we're only going to have one Gen X president.

It's you.
September 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM