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Was also @PrototypeCube on the twitter, hit metal with hammers, but littler hammers than you're thinking.

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it's only the star so despite them being responsible for the lettuce the prediction is downgraded to a "probably"
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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partial screenshot from promise mascot agency showing mike miller, the mascot show host who is also a mascot (like a big themepark mascot suit but actually alive) he looks like a gameshow host, is weaing white trousers, a blue sequinned jacket, and a pink smiling starfish hairpin. the whole overall look is vaguely aquatic. mike is saying "OH NO!!"
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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however shall we fare without such cuting-edge political satire as this
snippet from the article, it reads: "It starts with the Last Post and Pads saying: 'Today we bow our heads in memory of the fallen.’ Harry reveals: ‘More episodes have been removed from YouTube.’ And Pads adds: ‘Cut down in their prime by Studio C Anal.’
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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soz, starmer-proofed it for you
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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behold: scotland's junk
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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damn, can't believe they put george lucas in powerwash simulator 2
a screenshot from powerwash simulator 2. it shows the longest stretch limo you've ever seen. no even longer than that. it is metalic burgundy, with gold trim. everything metal is gold. hubcaps, bumpers, everything. the wheels are gold-ish rubber instead of black. there is a figurehead of a bird on the front of the car. rolls royce style. the car has 18 wheels arranged into 3 sets of 3 on each side. burying the lede here a little but the car has a helicopter on the roof, the helicopter is a little two-rotor two seater bubble canopy thing and in reverse of the car it is gold with burgundy trim. the car has a hot tub in the back. the car is not playing "sing sing sing" at ear-shattering volume but i have no doubt in my mind that it could
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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"you just killed 11 million people because you got mad"
November 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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just close enough to be disconcerting
the zohran font used for a jeopardy question that reads "THE POLITICIAN WHO USED THIS FONT FOR HIS CAMPAIGN IN HIS SUCCESSFUL BID TO BECOME THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK IN 2025"
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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am i doing it right
an image from the zohran for new york text generator thing, it says "teenage mutant for ninja turtles" in a font remeniscent of old handpainted bodega signs. the font is serifed with a curve on the verticals, the text is yellow, with a red drop shadow/emboss effect. i am referencing the "teenage mutant ninja turtles" logo creator everybody uses
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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crashouts 4 cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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congratulations to the vampire survivors x balatro crossover freebie for finally managing to murder the framerate on my PC
a screenshot from vampire survivors, but honestly you can't see anything but yellow damage numbers over the entire screen. the numbers are in a yellow pixel font with a black outline and range randomly from 400 to 600. it's chaos. i cannot describe this visually because i don't know what's going on and i was playing it at the time. the overall effect is like being blasted with a firehose. seriously if anybody can alt text this better please do, i have genuinely tried.
October 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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ok i won't later
October 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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yanks love to look at a baby that is a few hours old and say "i'm going to call you todger"
a cropped screenshot of the linkedin profile of "Todger Strunk, CEPA" the co-founder and managing partner of cayside partners. the photo headshot in the profile of ol' todge is a middleaged white guy in a suit smiling americanly. his whole demeanour is generally that of someone who, in college, tried to get out of a DUI arrest by saying "my dad's a lawyer"
October 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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honestly? slightly worse than a terminator
September 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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wait it looks like someone already got to that here's a better cake for your birthday
September 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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happy birthday to you!
September 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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September 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM