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oh that countdown timer is getting real visible
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
oh that countdown timer is getting real visible
citibike introducing a new feature where before you take a bike out you have to choose one of three bonus cards
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
citibike introducing a new feature where before you take a bike out you have to choose one of three bonus cards
i'm declaring war on "videogames" on behalf of "computer games"
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i'm declaring war on "videogames" on behalf of "computer games"
same with strangling! every show it's like no dude you didn't kill them they just passed out from bloodflow issues
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
same with strangling! every show it's like no dude you didn't kill them they just passed out from bloodflow issues
got confused and threw a choux at him
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
got confused and threw a choux at him
one of these days a member of a younger generation is going to look me in the eye and ask "so what the fuck was going on with that whole die antwoord bubble that happened" and i deadass won't know how to answer them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
one of these days a member of a younger generation is going to look me in the eye and ask "so what the fuck was going on with that whole die antwoord bubble that happened" and i deadass won't know how to answer them
also you'll spend the whole movie being distracted by william shatner being basically a baby
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
also you'll spend the whole movie being distracted by william shatner being basically a baby
it's not often you see actual medical psychopathy in a tv show that's for sure
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
it's not often you see actual medical psychopathy in a tv show that's for sure
that mashed tater is a very specific dry, it is "i fucked up all the timings and this shit's been sat in the warmer for an hour" dry
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
that mashed tater is a very specific dry, it is "i fucked up all the timings and this shit's been sat in the warmer for an hour" dry
they call it karoline leavitt's thanksgiving dinner cause when you see it you do a 360 and leavitt on the table
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
they call it karoline leavitt's thanksgiving dinner cause when you see it you do a 360 and leavitt on the table
somehow forgot the "and cheese" part of the whole macaroni affair
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
somehow forgot the "and cheese" part of the whole macaroni affair
baby teeth and adult teeth are still effectively the same tooth it's just the top part falls out, same root and stuff
November 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
baby teeth and adult teeth are still effectively the same tooth it's just the top part falls out, same root and stuff
i know it takes a kid like three years to grow teeth and that's from like, extant toothbud things you're born with so "in weeks", from nothing, is making me do a big chinny reckon
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
i know it takes a kid like three years to grow teeth and that's from like, extant toothbud things you're born with so "in weeks", from nothing, is making me do a big chinny reckon
"carbonated pickle milk" is like 500k tiktok views guaranteed
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"carbonated pickle milk" is like 500k tiktok views guaranteed
becoming increasingly convinced that this is all some incredible elaborate performance art piece
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
becoming increasingly convinced that this is all some incredible elaborate performance art piece
i'm glad someone realised that hemsworth is a better comedy actor than an action actor but i wish they'd give him more to do than "himbo"
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
i'm glad someone realised that hemsworth is a better comedy actor than an action actor but i wish they'd give him more to do than "himbo"
the absolutely huge cyanide shit the CSAM generator purveyors took in the zeitgeist well over the meaning of "AI"/"machine learning" is actually one of their largest crimes of all
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
the absolutely huge cyanide shit the CSAM generator purveyors took in the zeitgeist well over the meaning of "AI"/"machine learning" is actually one of their largest crimes of all
hello dragons, i am seeking 450,000 for 20% of my company selling a small device with a button that plays a clip of stephen fry saying "are you sure that's wise, sir?" to be placed on every CEOs desk
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
hello dragons, i am seeking 450,000 for 20% of my company selling a small device with a button that plays a clip of stephen fry saying "are you sure that's wise, sir?" to be placed on every CEOs desk
cf: stay another day by east 17, which is a mystical jingly christmassy song about [checks notes] one of the bandmembers' brother dying
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
cf: stay another day by east 17, which is a mystical jingly christmassy song about [checks notes] one of the bandmembers' brother dying
it's one of them songs that convinces me that 90% of people consider singing as just another instrument/textural component and don't actually listen to music as much as they just stick their head in it
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
it's one of them songs that convinces me that 90% of people consider singing as just another instrument/textural component and don't actually listen to music as much as they just stick their head in it