Ancient Society of No Elons
@przychodnia.bsky.social
Headquarters of the worshipful society for the gathering of persons not called Elon to laugh at stupidity of Non Eligibles. To be eligible you must either be;
1 Not be called Elon
2 Have a functioning sense of humour
Seniority based on date of acceptable.
1 Not be called Elon
2 Have a functioning sense of humour
Seniority based on date of acceptable.
What could possibly go wrong?
July 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
What could possibly go wrong?
Given Trump’s insecurities, he was never not going to push a button for bombs with the words ‘massive’ and ‘penetrator’ in…
a do not press sign next to a yellow button
ALT: a do not press sign next to a yellow button
media.tenor.com
June 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Given Trump’s insecurities, he was never not going to push a button for bombs with the words ‘massive’ and ‘penetrator’ in…
But you were ok with that when you were friends?
June 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
But you were ok with that when you were friends?
Surely he has enough family by now to mount an intervention?
May 18, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Surely he has enough family by now to mount an intervention?
Just plop them down next to a computer and ask AI to ‘do a parenting’. Dad of the year…
April 22, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Just plop them down next to a computer and ask AI to ‘do a parenting’. Dad of the year…
So Vance ‘Liz Trussed’ The Pope?
April 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
So Vance ‘Liz Trussed’ The Pope?
Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender
April 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender
Throwback to when a stupid person described a novo virus as ‘panic’ and the response to hundreds of thousands dying from it as ‘dumb’.
March 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Throwback to when a stupid person described a novo virus as ‘panic’ and the response to hundreds of thousands dying from it as ‘dumb’.
If it salutes like a Nazi, talks like a Nazi and believes like a Nazi, it’s a Nazi.
March 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If it salutes like a Nazi, talks like a Nazi and believes like a Nazi, it’s a Nazi.
Non-eligible embarrassment.
March 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Non-eligible embarrassment.
When you’re too thin skinned about someone else’s free speech to be a free speech warrior
March 18, 2025 at 10:41 AM
When you’re too thin skinned about someone else’s free speech to be a free speech warrior
Your sister is your mother
Your father is your brother
You all fuck one another
The Elon family
Your father is your brother
You all fuck one another
The Elon family
March 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Your sister is your mother
Your father is your brother
You all fuck one another
The Elon family
Your father is your brother
You all fuck one another
The Elon family
When you’re a ‘genius’ who doesn’t understand how a round earth works…
February 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
When you’re a ‘genius’ who doesn’t understand how a round earth works…
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It is obvious but worth repeating that regimes built on lies survive only as long as they can suppress truth. The promotion of complicit media (alternative facts) & denigration of objective media (facts) is not just desirable but essential. This process is being turbo-charged in the USA right now.
February 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It is obvious but worth repeating that regimes built on lies survive only as long as they can suppress truth. The promotion of complicit media (alternative facts) & denigration of objective media (facts) is not just desirable but essential. This process is being turbo-charged in the USA right now.
When non eligibles are too stupid to realise the thing you are reposting is from a film.
February 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
When non eligibles are too stupid to realise the thing you are reposting is from a film.
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Stand with Ukrainians as Trump prepares to sell them out
(Location: Russian embassy, London, Feb ‘23)
(Location: Russian embassy, London, Feb ‘23)
February 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Stand with Ukrainians as Trump prepares to sell them out
(Location: Russian embassy, London, Feb ‘23)
(Location: Russian embassy, London, Feb ‘23)
Pictured: Non-eligible demonstrates ‘no hands’ sock-puppet.
February 12, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Pictured: Non-eligible demonstrates ‘no hands’ sock-puppet.
‘President of United States advocates ethnic cleansing’ is the only accurate headline today. Media - do your job, don’t be complicit.
February 7, 2025 at 8:55 AM
‘President of United States advocates ethnic cleansing’ is the only accurate headline today. Media - do your job, don’t be complicit.
Time for the rest of the world to rename the USA on Google maps. I’m going for ‘Shit Canada’…
January 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Time for the rest of the world to rename the USA on Google maps. I’m going for ‘Shit Canada’…
The moment before the guy you bunged $277 million announces he’s going to scrap regulations promoting your electric cars…
January 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The moment before the guy you bunged $277 million announces he’s going to scrap regulations promoting your electric cars…
Remember when that non-eligible thought his silly tunnel pod would be better than a professional cave explorer to rescue those trapped children? #arathermediocregenius
January 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Remember when that non-eligible thought his silly tunnel pod would be better than a professional cave explorer to rescue those trapped children? #arathermediocregenius
It’s alright, lads - the average MAGA voter doesn’t have a passport and has blood type ‘Ragu’.
January 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It’s alright, lads - the average MAGA voter doesn’t have a passport and has blood type ‘Ragu’.
Does someone want to tell that Non Eligible that Farage leads reform because he owns a majority of the company?
January 6, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Does someone want to tell that Non Eligible that Farage leads reform because he owns a majority of the company?
‘member that time when a Non Eligible posted obviously fake news about using The Falklands to detain race rioters? #arathermediocregenius
December 14, 2024 at 2:44 PM
‘member that time when a Non Eligible posted obviously fake news about using The Falklands to detain race rioters? #arathermediocregenius