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Patrick
@psanker.me
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I mainly shitpost about SQL Server

- data dude at local hospital
- takes photos 4 fun
- New Mexican in New York
- R, OCaml, and DuckDB shill
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Coal washing

#BlueskyArtShow #Photography #EastCoastKin
A contrasty black & white image of a machinery in a coal washing plant
October 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Zollverein, Essen. Shot with the A7 II.

#Photography #Monochrome #EastCoastKin
October 16, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Still remains best indicator of asshat behavior
Screenshot of Thomas Chatterton Williams’ Bluesky profile, where a “Jesse Singal Follower” label is visible and circled in red by the screenshotter.
February 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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playbook for the last 30 years going strong
Meme from Arrested Development where Tobias says “I mean, these people somehow delude into thinking it might, but it might work for us”
February 9, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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incredible bat signal
screenshot of Mark Cuban's name and username on Bluesky with a "Jesse Singal Follower" label underneath
January 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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mood
Cat, interrupted from her slumber, is lying on her side with her head slightly cocked upwards. Her eyes are closed but her mouth is open with her tongue sticking on. She is lying on a fuzzy grey blanket, and she has a white coat with grey patches on her legs and face. She has two grey dots surrounding her black nose. She is an angel.
November 30, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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mug check: cats
A brown ceramic mug that’s quite beefy with inlays of a black and blue cat. The black cat is encircling the blue cat but not quite touching. The mug is resting on the fluffy grey capital of a cat scratching column.
November 23, 2024 at 4:33 PM
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I went to LACMA once and was struck by the German Expressionists, but especially the work of Emil Nolde. There are a few other works I took pictures of, but this one still lingers in my mind years later. I had no idea this movement existed until that visit, and I wish I could go back to look at them
A painting within a frame hanging on a wall. The painting itself is comprised of mostly black paint but with a sorrowful or pensive face of an older man peering out of the negative space in the black. His nose and faint outline of his eye show that he is staring right at you, the viewer, with his brow furrowed.
November 22, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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the only mood boards we need are Excel spreadsheets
A screenshot of a somewhat tidy time budgeting spreadsheet in 2003 Excel on Windows XP
November 15, 2024 at 2:35 AM