Patrick
@psanker.me
I mainly shitpost about SQL Server
- data dude at local hospital
- takes photos 4 fun
- New Mexican in New York
- R, OCaml, and DuckDB shill
- data dude at local hospital
- takes photos 4 fun
- New Mexican in New York
- R, OCaml, and DuckDB shill
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All YIMBY ballot measures are currently winning in NYC by 10-point margins at least
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
All YIMBY ballot measures are currently winning in NYC by 10-point margins at least
The year is 2045. The climate crisis is in full swing. Mookie Betts Jr. strikes out to end the 4524th inning of Game 4 of the 2025 World Series
October 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The year is 2045. The climate crisis is in full swing. Mookie Betts Jr. strikes out to end the 4524th inning of Game 4 of the 2025 World Series
as much as I bash my head against SQL Server at times, it does not give me the cold fear of debugging Microsoft Access databases
October 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
as much as I bash my head against SQL Server at times, it does not give me the cold fear of debugging Microsoft Access databases
October 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
October 16, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Good morning. The #BirdOfTheDay theme is #birdinabush ( any bird in a bush), and the alternative is #reflection ( a reflection in water or glass of any bird) I’m going with a bird in a bush. A little Wren. Good luck!! #birds #photography #EastCoastKin
October 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Good morning. The #BirdOfTheDay theme is #birdinabush ( any bird in a bush), and the alternative is #reflection ( a reflection in water or glass of any bird) I’m going with a bird in a bush. A little Wren. Good luck!! #birds #photography #EastCoastKin
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You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
October 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
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The smartest newsroom in America: is intentionally hitting two people with a vehicle at 70 miles per hour some sort of crime?
Residents of a small New Jersey town mourned the deaths of the 17-year-old friends as a third teenager was charged with hitting them intentionally at 70 miles per hour.
2 Teen Girls Were Run Over on Their Way to Get Ice Cream. Was It Murder?
Residents of a small New Jersey town mourned the deaths of the 17-year-old friends as a third teenager was charged with hitting them intentionally at 70 miles per hour.
nyti.ms
October 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The smartest newsroom in America: is intentionally hitting two people with a vehicle at 70 miles per hour some sort of crime?
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What the fuck?
Des Moines Public Schools Superintendent Ian Roberts detained by ICE agents
The superintendent of the largest school district in Iowa has been detained by federal immigration officials. Superintendent Ian Roberts of Des Moines Public Schools was detained Friday morning, accor...
www.iowapublicradio.org
September 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
What the fuck?
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THE CITY has obtained an oversight report about Ardit Billa’s death on Rikers Island.
Rikers Worker Sprayed Air Freshener While Feces-Smeared Man Neared Death in Cell
A Board of Correction review into the death of 29-year-old Ardit Billa reveals lapses by correction officers, falsified log entries and missed safety checks — failures that advocates say are routine…
buff.ly
September 26, 2025 at 11:15 AM
THE CITY has obtained an oversight report about Ardit Billa’s death on Rikers Island.
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moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot.
one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
September 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot.
one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
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This is what it looks like when ICE violates our First Amendment rights.
September 19, 2025 at 11:27 AM
This is what it looks like when ICE violates our First Amendment rights.
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The reason why everything is so fucking terrible is because the worst of humanity owns everything
Nexstar, the largest owner of ABC stations, has business before Carr's FCC: Not only do they need him to bless their $6.2 billion merger with Nexstar, but they also need him to relax the national ownership cap that prevents them from getting bigger.
September 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The reason why everything is so fucking terrible is because the worst of humanity owns everything
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The Dept. of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the U.S.
DOJ Deletes Study Showing Domestic Terrorists Are Most Often Right Wing
Following Charlie Kirk’s assassination and the Trump administration’s promise to go after the “radical left” a study showing most domestic terrosim is far-right was disappeared.
www.404media.co
September 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The Dept. of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the U.S.
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Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment.
Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
September 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment.
Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
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Governor announces New Mexico will now provide free universal child care
Governor announces New Mexico will now provide free universal child care
NEW MEXICO (KRQE) – New Mexico is becoming the first state in the U.S. to offer free early childhood education to every family in the state. Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham announced a universal ch…
www.krqe.com
September 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Governor announces New Mexico will now provide free universal child care
my knees popped like my phone getting a whatsapp message
August 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
my knees popped like my phone getting a whatsapp message
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Facebook allegedly detected when teen girls deleted selfies so it could serve them beauty ads
Facebook Allegedly Detected When Teen Girls Deleted Selfies So It Could Serve Them Beauty Ads
A recent tell-all by a Facebook insider reveals the insidious nature of Facebook's advertising empire, and the dangerous consequences.
futurism.com
May 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Facebook allegedly detected when teen girls deleted selfies so it could serve them beauty ads
time for Senator Tim Onion
SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP) — Dick Durbin of Illinois, the US Senate’s No. 2 Democrat, won't seek reelection to a sixth term in 2026.
April 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
time for Senator Tim Onion
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oh hey welcome to your trial, blackshirts
Six men charged after forcibly removing woman from North Idaho town hall
The Coeur d'Alene City Attorney's Office has filed charges against six men involved in the forced removal of a woman at a Kootenai County town hall in February.
www.kivitv.com
April 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
oh hey welcome to your trial, blackshirts
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As promised here’s Pink Pony Club but it’s about encryption
April 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
As promised here’s Pink Pony Club but it’s about encryption
Rest easy, Val. It’s a moral imperative.
April 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Rest easy, Val. It’s a moral imperative.
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Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.
March 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.
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Looks like we've got a cure for sickle cell. www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...
Long Island man is first in New York history to be cured of sickle cell anemia
A patient on Long Island is the first in New York to be cured of sickle cell anemia, doctors say.
www.cbsnews.com
March 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Looks like we've got a cure for sickle cell. www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...