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pseudocrisis | sudo
@pseudocrisis.bsky.social
garbage gamer and cat enthusiast. I say really unimportant things.
All I wanna do is

*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*cash register noise*

go to sleep
November 18, 2024 at 3:53 AM
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Life's funny but not like ha-ha funny.
More like does this milk smell funny funny or can you pull over I feel funny funny.
November 16, 2024 at 12:42 PM
If anyone was wondering, getting toothpaste in your eye doesn't feel to great 😞
November 17, 2024 at 3:35 PM
If I could give my cat only one tidbit of advice and he'd understand i would say, "do not put your entire body weight into one paw as you stand on my stomach" and I'd hope so badly that he cares enough to listen.
November 15, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches
November 15, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Things I like!

✨️anime: one piece, MHA, dandadan

🕹games: Sims 1-4, coral Island, animal crossing, RDR2

🎵music: kim dracula, ghost, IDKHBTFM, poor man's poison, britney spears

🎨hobbies: painting, crafting, fishing, foodie
November 15, 2024 at 2:49 PM
How do you get into game developing? I have ideas.
November 15, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Also Spooky's House of Jumpscares is THE SCRAIEST game I've ever played
November 15, 2024 at 2:21 PM
How am I not finding ANY iron in my minecraft world??? My marbles are about to be lost >:(
November 15, 2024 at 2:20 PM