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Patrick Sterk
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And furthermore, why was everyone at The Pond in stunned silence waiting to see if Julie “The Cat” Gaffney had made the save? Clearly the puck had not gone in the net nor missed high or wide, where could it be but in her glove?
January 21, 2026 at 10:52 PM
What I’m still wondering in 2026: what does Gunnar Stahl having a tendency to shoot glove side have to do with being “fancy”?
January 21, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I like the way you think
January 18, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I believe the proper conjugation is “Versteegsesses.”
January 17, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I was glad to get to see The Smashing Pumpkins at the UC in 2018 but they WOULD NOT LEAVE THE STAGE. By hour three of the show all of us in the crowd were looking around and kinda hoping Billy would wrap it up.
January 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Katie with a skeet!!!
January 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
If you’re using AI to sort a column of an excel file and the parse intangible leadership qualities you’re already cooked as a talent evaluator.
January 11, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Mad respect to a pasty, red headed Kareem
January 9, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Making sure @airtrafficaj.bsky.social doesn’t miss this fun fact.
January 8, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Matt, I will devote hours upon hours to this game when you release it. Thank you!!!
January 2, 2026 at 2:36 AM
That was supposed to be the championship formula for my Sooners 🥲
January 1, 2026 at 6:15 PM
The ceiling is the roof.
January 1, 2026 at 2:48 AM
#3 is the true GOAT, I’d want him lining up with me anytime, anywhere.
December 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Yeah, you’re wrong on this one my guy.
December 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
As a Chicago Sooner I am very much in support of this angle.
December 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
She lives in Canada, you wouldn’t know her.
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
And they’re bringing the coach back!

Entirely unserious program.
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
a man in a plaid suit and tie says " again "
ALT: a man in a plaid suit and tie says " again "
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November 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM