Patrick Sterk
@psterk.bsky.social
January 8, 2026 at 5:19 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Oklahoma State has allowed two touchdowns in their first three defensive plays of the game.
a man in a black turtleneck stands in front of a window with perfection written on the bottom right
ALT: a man in a black turtleneck stands in front of a window with perfection written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
September 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Oklahoma State has allowed two touchdowns in their first three defensive plays of the game.
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Texas fans 🤝 People from Saint Louis
Trying to convince you that Arch is good
Trying to convince you that Arch is good
August 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Texas fans 🤝 People from Saint Louis
Trying to convince you that Arch is good
Trying to convince you that Arch is good
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remember, it's important to avoid overreacting to the first half of Week 0. but I feel like it's fair to say that Arch Manning is the biggest disappointment in sports history, and that you have to question the entire Manning family legacy for raising such an unsuccessful child
August 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
remember, it's important to avoid overreacting to the first half of Week 0. but I feel like it's fair to say that Arch Manning is the biggest disappointment in sports history, and that you have to question the entire Manning family legacy for raising such an unsuccessful child
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Theres really no point to scrolling your phone waiting to hear about the day it happens, if you are a Real American and live in a decent sized city you'll know from horns honking, fireworks, people spontaneously hollering, passing out drinks, etc
August 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Theres really no point to scrolling your phone waiting to hear about the day it happens, if you are a Real American and live in a decent sized city you'll know from horns honking, fireworks, people spontaneously hollering, passing out drinks, etc
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It's going to be the weirdest thing watching every news network trying to sell "a nation in mourning" while Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" becomes the new national anthem.
August 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It's going to be the weirdest thing watching every news network trying to sell "a nation in mourning" while Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" becomes the new national anthem.
My gosh, listening to this from @pablo.show right now and it’s stunning. Our man Pablo is an assassin.*
*an ethical, journalistically rigorous assassin
*an ethical, journalistically rigorous assassin
August 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My gosh, listening to this from @pablo.show right now and it’s stunning. Our man Pablo is an assassin.*
*an ethical, journalistically rigorous assassin
*an ethical, journalistically rigorous assassin
@dearloren.bsky.social Your husband’s nightmare
August 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
@dearloren.bsky.social Your husband’s nightmare
Too bad that @chrisvannini.com decided to make himself look like a total dick today. Sad.
July 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Too bad that @chrisvannini.com decided to make himself look like a total dick today. Sad.
Posting so that I can find this amazing thread later 😂
"chief people officer"
you mean HR?
you down to the Coldplay concert with HR?
you mean HR?
you down to the Coldplay concert with HR?
a software ceo got caught in 4k on the jumbotron with the company’s chief people officer at a coldplay concert
July 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Posting so that I can find this amazing thread later 😂
This would be my dream.
i was once on a very long walk in 2017 and was reading news on my phone. i looked up to see that a group of goats had gathered and were now following me. they ended up harassing me for a mile.
July 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This would be my dream.
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For what it's worth, this is precisely the reason the Klan wore hoods when they terrorized communities and disappeared unfavored minorities.
Historically, it wasn't called doxxing it was just recognizing a fascist community member.
Historically, it wasn't called doxxing it was just recognizing a fascist community member.
July 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
For what it's worth, this is precisely the reason the Klan wore hoods when they terrorized communities and disappeared unfavored minorities.
Historically, it wasn't called doxxing it was just recognizing a fascist community member.
Historically, it wasn't called doxxing it was just recognizing a fascist community member.
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Your reminder that if you are American, this is a good day to reread the Declaration of Independence.
There is some good stuff there.
There is some good stuff there.
July 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Your reminder that if you are American, this is a good day to reread the Declaration of Independence.
There is some good stuff there.
There is some good stuff there.
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The pandering is funny, but way funnier is the laziness -- like he knows he has to say some shit about Jesus in order to keep the coalition of Christians on his side, but he doesn't bother to take two seconds to learn a single phrase or piece of scripture they actually use.
June 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The pandering is funny, but way funnier is the laziness -- like he knows he has to say some shit about Jesus in order to keep the coalition of Christians on his side, but he doesn't bother to take two seconds to learn a single phrase or piece of scripture they actually use.
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trump [waving bible in front of them]: you morons love this shit huh
[audience going berserk]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreibg4t6onjzybimkdew5ffi7nsws7oh5gy47ylmiimgfk24v35bqta@jpeg)
Hear me out: a baseball diamond maintenance simulator.
June 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
@dearloren.bsky.social Read this thread, it’s a good one 🙂
So Starship Ship 36 just detonated *before* the static fire test - fueled and waiting for the test. Looks like the top tank lets go and sets off the whole stack. It would be bad enough if it let go during the static fire test, but it just blew up. And it's cooking off the fuel tanks on the pad.
June 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
@dearloren.bsky.social Read this thread, it’s a good one 🙂
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when I die, there are people who will be sad, and then life will go on for everyone ... but you know what won't happen, is there won't be fuckin mass parties in the street in every city in the country.
June 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
when I die, there are people who will be sad, and then life will go on for everyone ... but you know what won't happen, is there won't be fuckin mass parties in the street in every city in the country.
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“I didn’t vote for *this*!”
I mean okay but you voted for some other heinous shit he promised so that doesn’t really change my opinion of you
I mean okay but you voted for some other heinous shit he promised so that doesn’t really change my opinion of you
June 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“I didn’t vote for *this*!”
I mean okay but you voted for some other heinous shit he promised so that doesn’t really change my opinion of you
I mean okay but you voted for some other heinous shit he promised so that doesn’t really change my opinion of you
Things you love to see @beingfrancake.bsky.social @dearloren.bsky.social
WALKOFF - Oklahoma's Ella Parker hits a 3 run HR to beat Tennessee
May 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Things you love to see @beingfrancake.bsky.social @dearloren.bsky.social
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Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
May 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
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Pope Leo spotted on the 2005 World Series broadcast
May 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Pope Leo spotted on the 2005 World Series broadcast