"listen up, you piece of shit"
- seven clunky syllables
- disrespectful
- sets a weird tone

"hark, shitpiece"
- three sleek syllables
- salutation-flavoured
- calls listener in to the community of shitpieces

everytime i look on ig lately i see my boss holding a bunch of platinum records with the mexican artists 🇲🇽

maybe i'll just turn this into a lana stan account

all the coquette girlies being shocked lana married an old man on some louisiana ranch... yall never got her aesthetic right

𝗣𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗲̄𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗮 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗮 ✨💨👃
Did you know "perfume", from Latin 𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘶𝘮𝘶𝘮, means “through smoke”? Ancient perfumes were burned, their scented fumes offered to the gods—who may have forsaken us after a nose-singeing encounter with a fashionably robust plume of Baccarat Rouge. 🔥😵‍💨
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Here’s a word with baggage! 🧳✨ Lewis Carroll coined "portmanteau" in 1871 for words that fold two meanings into one—like smog (smoke + fog) or brunch (breakfast + lunch). But the word itself? It’s French for a suitcase! ✈️ Packing two words at once, portmanteau is luggage for language! 🎒📦 #WordNerds

i just bought 2 standing tickets to see hobi in jakarta?? how am I gonna use them?? don't know. what did I pay?? don't know. why are they in jakarta? don't know. i think I blacked out

let me clear the air. i'm always down to go to the zoo with you. i will cancel plans just to go to the aquarium. the siren song of the natural history museum haunts me. i'm thinking about botanical gardens as we speak

Here’s a word! Peregrinate comes from the Latin peregrinari, meaning to wander.🧭 It’s in a family of words that share the adventurous spirit, like pilgrimage (a sacred journey) or peregrine (a migrating falcon). 🌍🦅 Whether physical or metaphorical, not all those who peregrinate are lost!
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my favourite thing about lana is that none of her songs are actually about Men at all they’re about the horrifying realisations about yourself and your nature and desires that men tend to inspire

me on a night out last weekend