P. Taylor Goetz
@ptgoetz.bsky.social
Principal Software Engineer, GPTs at Sema4.ai
Buckle up. 2026 promises to be a wild ride.
Trump: “Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his Island, attended his parties, & thought he was the greatest guy on earth, only to ‘drop him like a dog’ when things got too HOT … Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas!”
December 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Buckle up. 2026 promises to be a wild ride.
Philly FTW
ICE agent recognized out Christmas shopping—throws tantrum when citizens profile him.
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
December 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Philly FTW
I’d like to know what the going rate is for “lords-a-leaping.” I might be in the market for some soon.
🎄 Trump’s America Isn’t Cheap
The Twelve Days of Christmas now cost $51,476.12, up 4.5% from last year. From gold rings to basic joy, everything costs more when inflation is ignored and chaos runs the economy.
This is the real price of MAGA economics.
The Twelve Days of Christmas now cost $51,476.12, up 4.5% from last year. From gold rings to basic joy, everything costs more when inflation is ignored and chaos runs the economy.
This is the real price of MAGA economics.
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I’d like to know what the going rate is for “lords-a-leaping.” I might be in the market for some soon.
Leaving AI regulation up to individual states would be a disaster. Imagine 50 different regulations to comply with.
It needs to be at the federal level. Unfortunately they are preoccupied with destroying democracy at the moment.
It needs to be at the federal level. Unfortunately they are preoccupied with destroying democracy at the moment.
December 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Leaving AI regulation up to individual states would be a disaster. Imagine 50 different regulations to comply with.
It needs to be at the federal level. Unfortunately they are preoccupied with destroying democracy at the moment.
It needs to be at the federal level. Unfortunately they are preoccupied with destroying democracy at the moment.
Nor should she.
Fani Willis has no more fucks to give‼️🔥💥🔥Listen as she goes scorched earth on State Senator Greg Dolezal (R-GA) who is running for Lieutenant Governor. He’s questioning her about bringing the case against Trump for trying to overturn the 2020 election. This is how it’s done!
December 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Nor should she.
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"This man is going to fellate himself to the ends of the earth about all of these accomplishments that he's going to will into existence, because he has to sell himself to compensate for the fact that when it comes to actual accomplishments, he's far underperforming."
December 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"This man is going to fellate himself to the ends of the earth about all of these accomplishments that he's going to will into existence, because he has to sell himself to compensate for the fact that when it comes to actual accomplishments, he's far underperforming."
How many Special Tic-Tacs did they give him?
December 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
How many Special Tic-Tacs did they give him?
What did we just witness?
He’s not any kind of well. Not that he ever was, but this is a new level.
He’s not any kind of well. Not that he ever was, but this is a new level.
December 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
What did we just witness?
He’s not any kind of well. Not that he ever was, but this is a new level.
He’s not any kind of well. Not that he ever was, but this is a new level.
How long before they roll out “The previous administration…”?
Gotta say it's mindblowing to me that the Brown shooter is still at large and they don't even seem to have identified who they're looking for.
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
How long before they roll out “The previous administration…”?
Did FIFA punk him? I see hands with shrapnel wounds.
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Did FIFA punk him? I see hands with shrapnel wounds.
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We reverse-engineered shaheds and can produce them for more than the cost of a shahed and we’re trumpeting it as successful defense innovation
abcnews.go.com/Politics/us-...
abcnews.go.com/Politics/us-...
US sends 1-way attack drones to the Middle East
The U.S. military has deployed its first squadron of one-way attack drones to the Middle East. They were reverse-engineered from Iran’s Shahed drone.
abcnews.go.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
We reverse-engineered shaheds and can produce them for more than the cost of a shahed and we’re trumpeting it as successful defense innovation
abcnews.go.com/Politics/us-...
abcnews.go.com/Politics/us-...
Don’t any of them realize the Bus is right behind them and they are one misstep away from being under it?
Reporter: If there were a second strike that killed wounded people, would that be legal?
Trump: I don’t know that happened and Pete said he did not even know what people were talking about. I wouldn’t have wanted a second strike. The first strike was very lethal. It was fine.
Trump: I don’t know that happened and Pete said he did not even know what people were talking about. I wouldn’t have wanted a second strike. The first strike was very lethal. It was fine.
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Don’t any of them realize the Bus is right behind them and they are one misstep away from being under it?
They were deployed for no good reason. They ended up picking up trash and spreading mulch.
Now they’re being shot.
This was totally avoidable.
Now they’re being shot.
This was totally avoidable.
Alternate take if you are not a Trump toady like Judge Winebox: Performative militarization of a relatively safe city — extremely so around the White House — puts lives unnecessarily at risk. This avoidable tragedy all falls on the administration.
Pirro: "These Guardsmen and all who are here to protect the District are the line that separates a civilized society from a barbaric one."
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
They were deployed for no good reason. They ended up picking up trash and spreading mulch.
Now they’re being shot.
This was totally avoidable.
Now they’re being shot.
This was totally avoidable.
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Pirro: "These Guardsmen and all who are here to protect the District are the line that separates a civilized society from a barbaric one."
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Pirro: "These Guardsmen and all who are here to protect the District are the line that separates a civilized society from a barbaric one."
I guess it must be tiring when your heart has to pump that much McDonald’s sludge and hate.
You can kind of see why he wears so much makeup. He looks a lot older without it. Ashy and unwell.
when the tryptophan hits
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I guess it must be tiring when your heart has to pump that much McDonald’s sludge and hate.
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Sign at the US Military Academy at West Point:
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Sign at the US Military Academy at West Point:
Grace Slick got close to slipping Nixon LSD…
Maybe he’s just on new happy meds after the latest MRI?
Maybe he’s just on new happy meds after the latest MRI?
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Grace Slick got close to slipping Nixon LSD…
Maybe he’s just on new happy meds after the latest MRI?
Maybe he’s just on new happy meds after the latest MRI?
So now everyone and their brother is going to write an AI agent to solve it.
arstechnica.com/gaming/2025/...
arstechnica.com/gaming/2025/...
Microsoft makes Zork I, II, and III open source under MIT License
Microsoft’s Open Source Programs Office worked with Jason Scott to do it.
arstechnica.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
So now everyone and their brother is going to write an AI agent to solve it.
arstechnica.com/gaming/2025/...
arstechnica.com/gaming/2025/...
Because he’s a misogynist.
Women that challenge him trigger his alligator-brain response.
Women that challenge him trigger his alligator-brain response.
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Because he’s a misogynist.
Women that challenge him trigger his alligator-brain response.
Women that challenge him trigger his alligator-brain response.
Sounds like Discount Goebbels isn’t getting his way.
Insiders are saying the Department of Homeland Security's ICE hiring is in "chaos" and Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller is reportedly angry over "lagging" deportation numbers.
‘Everyone is being screamed at’: Insiders say Stephen Miller irate as deportations lagging
Insiders are saying the Department of Homeland Security's ICE hiring is in "chaos" and Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller is reportedly angry over "lagging" deportation numbers. A DHS source tol...
www.rawstory.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Sounds like Discount Goebbels isn’t getting his way.
Grimace needs to man up and get this imposter off the damn stage.
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Grimace needs to man up and get this imposter off the damn stage.
He looks like he’s going to pop.
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
He looks like he’s going to pop.
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Only Dartmouth teaches such rigorous interview techniques
INGRAHAM: Where did you get the stone?
TRUMP: Different places
INGRAHAM: Different places? Hmm
TRUMP: Different places
INGRAHAM: Different places? Hmm
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Only Dartmouth teaches such rigorous interview techniques
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I’m not going to take this sitting down, because Arizona doesn’t deserve that.
Swear me in, Speaker Johnson!
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/o...
Swear me in, Speaker Johnson!
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/o...
Opinion | Adelita Grijalva Just Wants to Get to Work. The House Speaker Won’t Let Her.
www.nytimes.com
October 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I’m not going to take this sitting down, because Arizona doesn’t deserve that.
Swear me in, Speaker Johnson!
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/o...
Swear me in, Speaker Johnson!
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/o...
This. This is exactly what’s happening.
Authoritarianism doesn't happen in a vacuum. It requires enablers. When a leader posts fantasies of monarchical rule, and his entire party looks the other way, they become complicit. The issue isn't just Trump's posts; it's the institutional decay of a party that refuses to be a check on his power.
October 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This. This is exactly what’s happening.