P. Taylor Goetz
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P. Taylor Goetz
@ptgoetz.bsky.social
Principal Software Engineer, GPTs at Sema4.ai
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I know what it feels like. I don’t need that metric.
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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Photos show workers at the VA Medical Center where Alex Pretti worked pausing for a moment of silence.
Heartbreaking Photos Show Slain ICU Nurse’s Colleagues’ Touching Tribute
Photos show workers at the VA Medical Center where Alex Pretti worked pausing for a moment of silence.
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January 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
So lawfully carrying a gun is bad now and can get you killed?

The logic of 2nd amendment contortionists is mind blowing.
January 24, 2026 at 10:55 PM
All the more reason to stay. I think he has the balls to do it.
January 22, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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We now have a full-blown European-American crisis, and for no reason that the president is able to articulate
January 18, 2026 at 2:08 PM
If we give him the Stanley Cup, would he leave Greenland alone?
A very embarrassing day for the world
January 15, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Is he wearing a life jacket?
Trump: "We are going to do something on Greenland whether they like it or not because if we don't it, Russia or China will take over Greenland. If we don't do it the easy way we're gonna do it the hard way."
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.
January 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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When you succumb to the cynicism, you are helping Trump. He wants you to think that all is lost, that he is all powerful, and that there is nothing we can do.

The fight for democracy is hard, but it is worth having. We have shown we can stand tall. We have shown we can win.
Many of you have become drama-addicted doomers, and you seem to think it's important for the rest of us to join you.

Yes, things are bad. But change is within our power. Grow up. Act like sober, responsible adults in a democracy instead of cynical, all-is-lost teenagers.

Now get off my lawn.

/5x
January 10, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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Not everyone believed me when I wrote that Trump wants Greenland becuase it would make him feel important, but that's what he told the NYT:

When asked why he needed to possess the territory, he said: “Because that’s what I feel is psychologically needed for success"
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...
Trump Lays Out a Vision of Power Restrained Only by ‘My Own Morality’
www.nytimes.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:56 AM
TIL learned state officials don’t have jurisdiction… In their own state. 🙄
Noem on Minnesota officials: "They have not been cut out. They don't have any jurisdiction in this investigation."
January 9, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Not long after Vance announced agents have “complete immunity.”
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Two people are hospitalized after being shot by federal agents, Portland police said. The FBI said US Customs and Border Protection agents were involved. https://cnn.it/3LCb6fq
January 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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Democrats cannot vote for a DHS budget that doesn’t restrain the growing lawlessness of this agency.
A witness shared this video with me showing an ICE officer shooting a driver in an SUV in south Minneapolis. DHS says the woman is dead.
ICE officer fatally shoots driver in Minneapolis
YouTube video by Minnesota Reformer
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January 7, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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Rough vibes on this website today, likely because people feel Hopeless and Helpless Because Can't Stop It and No One Who Is Supposed To Is Trying To So Now We're Fighting Each Other™. I recommend activities such as book, or potentially instrument if you like instrument, or even do talk on phone.
January 5, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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This makes me suddenly concerned I may have overinflated my tires.
January 2, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Re-upping this for no particular reason.
Buckle up. 2026 promises to be a wild ride.
Trump: “Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his Island, attended his parties, & thought he was the greatest guy on earth, only to ‘drop him like a dog’ when things got too HOT … Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas!”
January 3, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Blame the Biden administration?
what happens if Venezuela erupts into violent internal conflict while we are "running" it?
January 3, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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This is Tuffy. He just woke up from surgery. Has no idea where he is or what's happening, but he's thrilled to be here. 12/10 (TT: teddy_and_tuffy)
December 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This thread is worth your time.
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.

On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day

So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
January 2, 2026 at 3:23 AM
There’s a reason daycares and schools are locked. So they don’t become a Walmart for pedos and hacks trying to score political points.
CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”

SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”

CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”

SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔

He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
January 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Hmmm… Our president is getting pantsed by Putin.

Color me surprised.
Lavrov demanded that Trump publicly promise to force Zelensky to hand over Donbas, according to NYT

According to the outlet, in September 2025 Russia’s foreign minister spoke with U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio. During the conversation, he claimed that he believed an informal agreement had
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
This makes me suddenly concerned I may have overinflated my tires.
January 2, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Buckle up. 2026 promises to be a wild ride.
Trump: “Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his Island, attended his parties, & thought he was the greatest guy on earth, only to ‘drop him like a dog’ when things got too HOT … Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas!”
December 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Philly FTW
ICE agent recognized out Christmas shopping—throws tantrum when citizens profile him.

"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.

"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.

"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."

Philadelphia, PA
December 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM