Kelsey🍄🪴🖤
@puddlesailor42.bsky.social
32|MKE|she/they|momma to 3+1 in the stars✨
🌲Lover of nature🍄
📚Bookseller and reader📖
🎧 twenty one pilots |-/
🎮 cozy gamer 🕹️
🌲Lover of nature🍄
📚Bookseller and reader📖
🎧 twenty one pilots |-/
🎮 cozy gamer 🕹️
My kids said “six seven” is dead. Now they’re saying “windows eleven….” 💀💀💀
December 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My kids said “six seven” is dead. Now they’re saying “windows eleven….” 💀💀💀
Called out because even after 3 more hours of sleep, I am too physically exhausted to even attempt going into work today. But I had sleep paralysis dreams for half the night and now my entire body hurts.🤪
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Called out because even after 3 more hours of sleep, I am too physically exhausted to even attempt going into work today. But I had sleep paralysis dreams for half the night and now my entire body hurts.🤪
Fell asleep on the couch at some point and woke back up at 4:30 am to be St Nick and now I am so physically exhausted I don’t know how I’m going to wake back up in just a couple hours to open stockings. 😴
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Fell asleep on the couch at some point and woke back up at 4:30 am to be St Nick and now I am so physically exhausted I don’t know how I’m going to wake back up in just a couple hours to open stockings. 😴
I need like a week off of work so bad.🥲 every day I wake up and just desperately do not want to go there (the bad place)
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I need like a week off of work so bad.🥲 every day I wake up and just desperately do not want to go there (the bad place)
Realizing I did the worst thing for my mental and physical health by hyper fixating on one specific task I really needed to get done but is an entire mountain for me to climb and ended up spending all day doing it without eating or drinking anything and now I feel like shit. 👍🏻
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Realizing I did the worst thing for my mental and physical health by hyper fixating on one specific task I really needed to get done but is an entire mountain for me to climb and ended up spending all day doing it without eating or drinking anything and now I feel like shit. 👍🏻
Need to get out of my depressive mood to write a fucking work email and I can’t pull myself out at all and I have so much to do today.🙃
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Need to get out of my depressive mood to write a fucking work email and I can’t pull myself out at all and I have so much to do today.🙃
There are so many things I wish I could just *forget*… but wishing away my memory just hits too close to home with an Alzheimer’s parent
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
There are so many things I wish I could just *forget*… but wishing away my memory just hits too close to home with an Alzheimer’s parent
Just when I thought I couldn’t become further stressed out, my sister does some fucked up shit and again I am at a loss for what to do about my mother. Everything is so so great and good rn
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Just when I thought I couldn’t become further stressed out, my sister does some fucked up shit and again I am at a loss for what to do about my mother. Everything is so so great and good rn
Nothing like waking up to a “call me; I need to talk to you” text that was sent to you at 2 AM and now your anxiety is through the roof wondering what it is about
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Nothing like waking up to a “call me; I need to talk to you” text that was sent to you at 2 AM and now your anxiety is through the roof wondering what it is about
My kids messed up my Apple Music replay man 💀💀💀
December 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
My kids messed up my Apple Music replay man 💀💀💀
My house is so peaceful when I’m the only one here.
December 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My house is so peaceful when I’m the only one here.
My 2026 resolution is to stop the millennial habit of ending every statement I make with “lol” or “lmfao” so if you see me using millennial emojis, please realize the progress that I’ve made.😚
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My 2026 resolution is to stop the millennial habit of ending every statement I make with “lol” or “lmfao” so if you see me using millennial emojis, please realize the progress that I’ve made.😚
Second batch of citrus is drying in the oven.. I’m out of coffee creamer and had to make my own which isn’t nearly as good, but it’s prob better for me anyways. Should probably clean my kitchen but I think playing animal crossing might be higher on the to do list.😅
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Second batch of citrus is drying in the oven.. I’m out of coffee creamer and had to make my own which isn’t nearly as good, but it’s prob better for me anyways. Should probably clean my kitchen but I think playing animal crossing might be higher on the to do list.😅
Lee just found a free cricut in one of the apartments he is flipping at work and now I have a cricut! I’m so excited lol
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Lee just found a free cricut in one of the apartments he is flipping at work and now I have a cricut! I’m so excited lol
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In all seriousness, I want to point out how unhealthy social media can be if you are stuck in the mindset of constantly comparing yourself to others.
You don’t know anyone’s situation. Posts are just a fragment of a larger picture, and those posts can be completely fabricated.
You don’t know anyone’s situation. Posts are just a fragment of a larger picture, and those posts can be completely fabricated.
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
In all seriousness, I want to point out how unhealthy social media can be if you are stuck in the mindset of constantly comparing yourself to others.
You don’t know anyone’s situation. Posts are just a fragment of a larger picture, and those posts can be completely fabricated.
You don’t know anyone’s situation. Posts are just a fragment of a larger picture, and those posts can be completely fabricated.
Nobody wants the sims SpongeBob collab. Nobody
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Nobody wants the sims SpongeBob collab. Nobody
My little Bluesky wrapped thing is depressing af.💀 I need to get my shit together man but idk how.🥲
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
My little Bluesky wrapped thing is depressing af.💀 I need to get my shit together man but idk how.🥲
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Not everyone has a calling. Not everyone is ambitious. The concept of following the perfect trajectory towards a fulfilling career is so deeply ingrained in us from childhood; but at a certain point, growing up is realising that... work is just work, and you just want to get paid.
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Not everyone has a calling. Not everyone is ambitious. The concept of following the perfect trajectory towards a fulfilling career is so deeply ingrained in us from childhood; but at a certain point, growing up is realising that... work is just work, and you just want to get paid.
Work is hell and all of our upper management is in and I don’t wanna go back there.😩😩😩
December 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Work is hell and all of our upper management is in and I don’t wanna go back there.😩😩😩
I know I say this every day but going to work today might actually kill me but I don’t have enough PTO to call in.🥺 it’s winter outside and I just want to hibernate and stay home
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I know I say this every day but going to work today might actually kill me but I don’t have enough PTO to call in.🥺 it’s winter outside and I just want to hibernate and stay home
Literally didn’t bleed at all yesterday. Today, I wear my normal underwear and fucking start bleeding again. Why? 😩
December 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Literally didn’t bleed at all yesterday. Today, I wear my normal underwear and fucking start bleeding again. Why? 😩
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idk the 6-7 thing doesn’t bother me at all bc i remember being an annoying ass little kid and all the dumb shit i found funny
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
idk the 6-7 thing doesn’t bother me at all bc i remember being an annoying ass little kid and all the dumb shit i found funny
Schools really be like.. it’s the busiest time of year; let’s give you 1000 more things to do!!! 🫶🏻
December 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Schools really be like.. it’s the busiest time of year; let’s give you 1000 more things to do!!! 🫶🏻
Between my citrus burning, my sister calling me from my moms phone just now, and some asshole at work letting his kid just completely destroy a whole section of books/dvds, I am not feeling great. I can’t believe I still have another 3.5 hours to go at work.😔
November 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Between my citrus burning, my sister calling me from my moms phone just now, and some asshole at work letting his kid just completely destroy a whole section of books/dvds, I am not feeling great. I can’t believe I still have another 3.5 hours to go at work.😔
I am absolutely heartbroken right now. I dried all my citrus beautifully and it was still sitting in the oven, all cooled today while I was at work and Lee turned on the oven to preheat it and burned all my citrus. I have never felt so defeated
November 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I am absolutely heartbroken right now. I dried all my citrus beautifully and it was still sitting in the oven, all cooled today while I was at work and Lee turned on the oven to preheat it and burned all my citrus. I have never felt so defeated