Nasti lil Monkey
@puffi.bsky.social
A weird old guy. They/them,late 30's. Kids go away. Seriously +18 only. Like, for real, no minors. I do post my vintage toys but there is also porn and horror content.
Syd just made this bomb ass caramel corn from scratch its so good omg
December 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Syd just made this bomb ass caramel corn from scratch its so good omg
Guys...ive been keeping like 3 hours out of 24 fir the past few days and I dont know why im still struggling to sleep
December 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Guys...ive been keeping like 3 hours out of 24 fir the past few days and I dont know why im still struggling to sleep
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behold!! discworld self insert, piper peppercorn. theyre 30 years old, a self taught witch, and not very good at it. definitely cant possess eagles or anything. mostly specializes in divination and herbology. always carries a big bag of witch things. rents a room in the shades. excitable & impulsive
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
behold!! discworld self insert, piper peppercorn. theyre 30 years old, a self taught witch, and not very good at it. definitely cant possess eagles or anything. mostly specializes in divination and herbology. always carries a big bag of witch things. rents a room in the shades. excitable & impulsive
I miss breathing through my nose.
December 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I miss breathing through my nose.
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Okay mother's surgery went OK. So now I can sleep.
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Okay mother's surgery went OK. So now I can sleep.
This might be done im not sure. If I do the cat I think she'll be light purple
December 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This might be done im not sure. If I do the cat I think she'll be light purple
Doing the cute picture embroidery is fun, but my overall goal with learning is to learn visible mending. I have cats, my clothes get a LOT of holes because of it, and I think it would help stuff last longer.
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Doing the cute picture embroidery is fun, but my overall goal with learning is to learn visible mending. I have cats, my clothes get a LOT of holes because of it, and I think it would help stuff last longer.
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Road trip tomorrow so this is it for tonight
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Road trip tomorrow so this is it for tonight
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bid on him here because it actually helps me out TREMENDOUSLY 💚💚 ebay.us/m/4rFUNz
December 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
bid on him here because it actually helps me out TREMENDOUSLY 💚💚 ebay.us/m/4rFUNz
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REAL QUESTION!
where and how do you guys sell nudes, and should i just make an OF? because i have been doing sex work quietly for a year or so now with a few ppl privately
where and how do you guys sell nudes, and should i just make an OF? because i have been doing sex work quietly for a year or so now with a few ppl privately
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 AM
REAL QUESTION!
where and how do you guys sell nudes, and should i just make an OF? because i have been doing sex work quietly for a year or so now with a few ppl privately
where and how do you guys sell nudes, and should i just make an OF? because i have been doing sex work quietly for a year or so now with a few ppl privately
Road trip tomorrow so this is it for tonight
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Road trip tomorrow so this is it for tonight
Last night sucked kinda bad . I went out with my partner and he was sweet and took me to my fave icecream place but I hot really headachy and nauseous in the car and I put my icecrea in tge cup holder and ended up falling asleep so it melted x_x then I had to go right to bed after we got home
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Last night sucked kinda bad . I went out with my partner and he was sweet and took me to my fave icecream place but I hot really headachy and nauseous in the car and I put my icecrea in tge cup holder and ended up falling asleep so it melted x_x then I had to go right to bed after we got home
So I bought stuff to learn embroidery. Bought some stuff, bought a cute little kit, was SURE this has to be simple to start. No I am lost there are 40000 stitches and the string is hard to hold and I am so overwhelmed.
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 AM
So I bought stuff to learn embroidery. Bought some stuff, bought a cute little kit, was SURE this has to be simple to start. No I am lost there are 40000 stitches and the string is hard to hold and I am so overwhelmed.
Do any of my other mutual want kandi for themselves or plushies once I get back into it?
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Do any of my other mutual want kandi for themselves or plushies once I get back into it?
Ugh I thought I ha a bunch of stuff to send out but its like a couple human sized singlets, a singlet collar, and a few bear sized ones X_X I need to AT LEAST DO a cuff and a keychain still
December 5, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Ugh I thought I ha a bunch of stuff to send out but its like a couple human sized singlets, a singlet collar, and a few bear sized ones X_X I need to AT LEAST DO a cuff and a keychain still
Oh a nomi sized bracelet too~
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Oh a nomi sized bracelet too~
Yay finished (mostly) necklace after putting it off for way too long
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Yay finished (mostly) necklace after putting it off for way too long
...it is bad enough im eating a 160 calorie zebra cake i am not making this lmao
December 4, 2025 at 7:43 AM
...it is bad enough im eating a 160 calorie zebra cake i am not making this lmao
I SHOULD be putting together my grocery list and getting dresse to do the shopping tonight but UHHHH I AM TOO DISTACTED BY EVERYTHING EVER pants sound boring and awful.
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I SHOULD be putting together my grocery list and getting dresse to do the shopping tonight but UHHHH I AM TOO DISTACTED BY EVERYTHING EVER pants sound boring and awful.
I really like my sugarbelle pals T_T I"m probably going to be a little freak and order the birthday bat after Christmas if I can still.
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I really like my sugarbelle pals T_T I"m probably going to be a little freak and order the birthday bat after Christmas if I can still.