Puffin Omar
puffinomar.bsky.social
Puffin Omar
@puffinomar.bsky.social
lock the gates goofy take my hand
🌐🍌
December 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I’m very glad that you now have an answer and also that you are not dying
December 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Reposted by Puffin Omar
lmao
December 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Reposted by Puffin Omar
I wanted to get a new abacus but they're way too expensive now after the local haruspex bought up all the beads to invent a new method of scrying
December 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
bazinga
December 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
it all happens on X!
December 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
midge decter’s second husband
December 17, 2025 at 5:31 AM
jpod’s dad croaked
December 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
eyyy i’m doin’ praxis here!
December 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
same tweet
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
do you think you will win the nobel prize for physics one day
December 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
it’s way mo expensive
December 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
will bovine bari be holding town halls with the loved ones of the victims?
December 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
@aynrandy.boontavista.com is a master of this
I'm in the fast lane doing the speed limit because that's as fast as you can go 😊 everybody beeps at me to thank me for keeping them safe
Agreed. Some people go faster the speed limit and some people stay in the left longer than needed, it happens. This Speed Limit Crusader dufus filling the left lane because "its not my problem ur breaking the law" is a good example of why many things in life are worse than they need to be.
December 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
that must be a very good friend for him to tolerate being repeatedly subjected to such horrors
December 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
he has a “posted more than 50 times yesterday” label and is accusing the other guy of being out of touch due to his online activity
December 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
that's what I love about these millennials, man. I get older, they stay the same age
December 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM