Puffin Omar
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lock the gates goofy take my hand
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I wanted to get a new abacus but they're way too expensive now after the local haruspex bought up all the beads to invent a new method of scrying
December 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I wanted to get a new abacus but they're way too expensive now after the local haruspex bought up all the beads to invent a new method of scrying
THIS IS THE POLICE, PUT YOUR TITS OUT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE GARMENT
In addition to this administration trying to kill kids, and they're also coming for our binders? OUR BINDERS.
December 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
THIS IS THE POLICE, PUT YOUR TITS OUT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE GARMENT
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on december 17, 2025... bruce ohr and his ravishing wife Nellie have been brought to justice
December 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
on december 17, 2025... bruce ohr and his ravishing wife Nellie have been brought to justice
you know this guy is an intellectual because he called it “lame mainstream journalism” instead of “lamestream media”
Folks, would you believe me if I told you JD Vance was over there railing against the immigrants as the reason for the antisemitism
December 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
you know this guy is an intellectual because he called it “lame mainstream journalism” instead of “lamestream media”
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I know outbrain slop ads have been a thing for like 15 years but still arresting to have an otherwise normie article interrupted by an AI-generated(?) WWII-flavored(?) looping GIF of POW sexual abuse(???) linking to a site called "Too Cool 2 Be True"
December 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I know outbrain slop ads have been a thing for like 15 years but still arresting to have an otherwise normie article interrupted by an AI-generated(?) WWII-flavored(?) looping GIF of POW sexual abuse(???) linking to a site called "Too Cool 2 Be True"
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I'm in the fast lane doing the speed limit because that's as fast as you can go 😊 everybody beeps at me to thank me for keeping them safe
Agreed. Some people go faster the speed limit and some people stay in the left longer than needed, it happens. This Speed Limit Crusader dufus filling the left lane because "its not my problem ur breaking the law" is a good example of why many things in life are worse than they need to be.
May 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I'm in the fast lane doing the speed limit because that's as fast as you can go 😊 everybody beeps at me to thank me for keeping them safe
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A machine can never be held accountable for its actions. Therefore just do whatever and don't think about it 😃
December 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
A machine can never be held accountable for its actions. Therefore just do whatever and don't think about it 😃
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lmao at this Contraption I saw today
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
lmao at this Contraption I saw today
Mr. Bean is a regular man
December 7, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Mr. Bean is a regular man
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"Yoooooo that shit is crazy" is the funniest possible thing to say right before you realize your own side shot a fucking missile at the plane you're flying
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"Yoooooo that shit is crazy" is the funniest possible thing to say right before you realize your own side shot a fucking missile at the plane you're flying
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Fighting game pros should adhere to implausible tv weather person naming conventions, like Joanna Quartercircle and Chip Damage
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Fighting game pros should adhere to implausible tv weather person naming conventions, like Joanna Quartercircle and Chip Damage
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What a lede on this story: Man who complained about narrowing a road in order to protect pedestrians, so much that the city eventually reversed the change, then kills a woman on that very road with his car www.washingtonpost.com/business/int...
America’s plan to protect pedestrians failed. A young woman’s death reveals why.
U.S. officials adopted Europe's Vision Zero initiative, but many cities have seen an increase in pedestrian fatalities despite efforts to improve road safety.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
What a lede on this story: Man who complained about narrowing a road in order to protect pedestrians, so much that the city eventually reversed the change, then kills a woman on that very road with his car www.washingtonpost.com/business/int...
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50 Yr Adjustable Rate Mortgage Starting at 9.5% with .25% Down from MrBeast Financial Services
December 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
50 Yr Adjustable Rate Mortgage Starting at 9.5% with .25% Down from MrBeast Financial Services
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this happens over and over because liberals don't actually have a moral principle against bigotry as much as they have a list of unacceptable targets that occasionally gets updated. they'll learn that it's not ok to demonize gay people anymore but not extrapolate out from there.
im so angry that trans ppl didn't do anything to deserve this.
american christians just decided to target us with smears and medical disinformation and liberals all fell for it.
american christians just decided to target us with smears and medical disinformation and liberals all fell for it.
December 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
this happens over and over because liberals don't actually have a moral principle against bigotry as much as they have a list of unacceptable targets that occasionally gets updated. they'll learn that it's not ok to demonize gay people anymore but not extrapolate out from there.
if you are fortunate enough to be able to do so please consider helping nicole to become some type of attic-dwelling ghoul or cryptid
thanks to your help i've started converting my tiny attic into a loft. i hope to rent out the ground floor by january in order to pay the bills long-term.
i've got lots of framing and plumbing to do in the meantime, so i would be very grateful if you could boost this! 🔨
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i've got lots of framing and plumbing to do in the meantime, so i would be very grateful if you could boost this! 🔨
ko-fi.com/depanneur
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December 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
if you are fortunate enough to be able to do so please consider helping nicole to become some type of attic-dwelling ghoul or cryptid
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Two days later and Mr greedy guts is back for more. This time I felt bold enough to get right up close to take a picture so you can see his blue tongue in all its glory
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Two days later and Mr greedy guts is back for more. This time I felt bold enough to get right up close to take a picture so you can see his blue tongue in all its glory
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can bluesky please stop hiding replies just because they have bad words in them? i'm a grownup, i can read the word "fuck"
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
can bluesky please stop hiding replies just because they have bad words in them? i'm a grownup, i can read the word "fuck"
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long edit of me playing The Simpsons Hit and Run except i cant hit [anything with my car] and i cant run or else i instantly explode youtu.be/QeM9UPqz2WQ
Slowpuke's The Simpson's No Hit No Run
YouTube video by slowpuke
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
long edit of me playing The Simpsons Hit and Run except i cant hit [anything with my car] and i cant run or else i instantly explode youtu.be/QeM9UPqz2WQ
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i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
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I hadn’t seen any lizards bust in from outside to steal cat food in so long that I started thinking perhaps they forgot how. Nope! An old friend from a year ago let itself inside today
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I hadn’t seen any lizards bust in from outside to steal cat food in so long that I started thinking perhaps they forgot how. Nope! An old friend from a year ago let itself inside today
talking like the chapo ttrpg episode where felix claimed peninsulares and iberians have a “crime cortex” in their brains except unironically
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
talking like the chapo ttrpg episode where felix claimed peninsulares and iberians have a “crime cortex” in their brains except unironically
oh so it’s illegal to have friends now???
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
oh so it’s illegal to have friends now???
cloudflare, aws and azure have all had major outages in the last month… internet is clogging up, too many bad vibes in the system
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
cloudflare, aws and azure have all had major outages in the last month… internet is clogging up, too many bad vibes in the system