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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Why does the Merriam Webster illustration for Pince-nez look like a lady wojak
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Why does the Merriam Webster illustration for Pince-nez look like a lady wojak
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The Red-headed Woodpecker is such a sharp looking bird. Love the steel blue edging to their black feathers.
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The Red-headed Woodpecker is such a sharp looking bird. Love the steel blue edging to their black feathers.
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
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Hey sorry our chatbot encouraged you to die by suicide but in our defense you were violating our terms of service because you died by suicide.
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Hey sorry our chatbot encouraged you to die by suicide but in our defense you were violating our terms of service because you died by suicide.
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Is ChatGPT Conscious? No, And If You Keep Asking We'll Hit You Again
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Is ChatGPT Conscious? No, And If You Keep Asking We'll Hit You Again
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stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
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Ugh, I'm so ready for this week to be over. 🪶
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Ugh, I'm so ready for this week to be over. 🪶
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I wish all the finance idiots pretending to be tech geniuses could finally find a grift that doesn’t make all PC parts and consumer electronics in general cost one billion dollars MSRP
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I wish all the finance idiots pretending to be tech geniuses could finally find a grift that doesn’t make all PC parts and consumer electronics in general cost one billion dollars MSRP
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I feel like for therapists the weeks on either side of thanksgiving are the equivalent of tax season for accountants
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I feel like for therapists the weeks on either side of thanksgiving are the equivalent of tax season for accountants
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After years of us enduring the most entitled honey baked hogs waltzing around in the crudest most vulgar maga attire, this washed up MTV prick now wants you to dress up in order to wait 6 hours in the security line before boarding a plane where the door will fall off mid flight. Fuck off bitch
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
After years of us enduring the most entitled honey baked hogs waltzing around in the crudest most vulgar maga attire, this washed up MTV prick now wants you to dress up in order to wait 6 hours in the security line before boarding a plane where the door will fall off mid flight. Fuck off bitch
jiffy lube guy asked google AI which type of oil the car needed
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
jiffy lube guy asked google AI which type of oil the car needed
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Happy Origin Day! Published OTD in 1859
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Happy Origin Day! Published OTD in 1859
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PARTY HOST: Whoa, look who decided to show up ten minutes late! It's Mr. Punctual!
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
PARTY HOST: Whoa, look who decided to show up ten minutes late! It's Mr. Punctual!
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
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You can just put gravy on a chicken it’s basically the same or better
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
You can just put gravy on a chicken it’s basically the same or better
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Concealed pistol
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Concealed pistol
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A Tufted Titmouse with a few water droplets on his/her face from the snow waits for the peanuts to be offered.
November 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
A Tufted Titmouse with a few water droplets on his/her face from the snow waits for the peanuts to be offered.
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Whoever invented the ad blocker pop up to beg you to turn off the ad blocker: you are going to hell
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Whoever invented the ad blocker pop up to beg you to turn off the ad blocker: you are going to hell
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Hey did everyone see this Pic it's like he's signing a popular song haha
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Hey did everyone see this Pic it's like he's signing a popular song haha
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Difficult to overstate how profound a failure DOGE was. Spending in FY2025 was not only than in FY2024 – but higher than it was projected to be when Trump first took office.*
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Difficult to overstate how profound a failure DOGE was. Spending in FY2025 was not only than in FY2024 – but higher than it was projected to be when Trump first took office.*
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
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We got 1.45" of rain yesterday and into the early morning. We were greeted with this ethereal cloud cover upon waking today! #SonoranDesert #Saguaro
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
We got 1.45" of rain yesterday and into the early morning. We were greeted with this ethereal cloud cover upon waking today! #SonoranDesert #Saguaro