Fascinating! I like how the main category on his page is titled “Career”. 🎥 🐦‍⬛

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Oh, that’s a bittersweet memory. I get sad when things reach the end of their life, even inanimate objects. I have a little brochure that came with mine. These are just a few of the pages.

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Three of the typewriters were not so great. I was told the two electric IBM‘s (which weigh a ton) do not work and one of them suffered major damage when the man dropped it on the way up from his basement. And the Remington is a literal basket case. But maybe I can use those for practice.

Does your 8-year-old want to dress up like David Niven and pick up women at the Playboy Club while smooth jazz plays in the background? Sears has got you covered. Whether your boy is a Howard Cosell or a Howard Hughes, we can dress him for success. Order now and he can swiftly be clad in plaid!

I think I told you that my Instagram friend bought a vacuum chamber to eliminate bubbles, but it might have been more like a pressure cooker kind of thing, I can’t remember now. I should have just said debubbler, that totally gets the point across. You did a nice job mixing the colors.

Too bad the wood isn’t already spruce. That could have saved you some time. Or maybe you still would have needed to spruce up the spruce.🌲

This is funny, you should post it on Bluesky. 😜

Drunk raccoon even made it onto Saturday Night Live! What a great week it is having. 🍾🦝

…in preparation for the inevitable day it becomes a living hell as your house is burglarized, vandalized, and set on fire all at the same time while your bratty kids launch baseballs at the neighbor’s home and your dog, influenced by one too many Coppertone billboards, assaults their daughter.

Be smart and insure your idyllic 1960s suburban existence with Allstate!

…in preparation for the inevitable day it becomes a living hell as your house is burglarized, vandalized, and set on fire all at the same time while your bratty kids launch baseballs at the neighbor’s home and your dog, influenced by one too many Coppertone billboards, assaults their daughter.

Nonsense, I can tell you’ve got some good stuff there. The Marbles. Undergreen. Milk Market. The Chunks. Molar Wagon. Flannel Arthur and the Bigwheels. I can see why you’d want to show off that kind of collection. 🎶