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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 16h

but matthew i promised i’d never sell out

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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 1d

!!!

a naked woman is smiling and pointing at the camera while sitting in front of a blue background .

Alt: anna kendrick squealing with delight

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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 1d

your occasional reminder that you can pay me to lovingly tear apart one page of your website: punchlinecopy.com/jab/

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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 4d

Y'know I'm not supposed to say that word things are correct or incorrect because that's classist and snobby and gatekeeping etc.?

"Woah" is incorrect.

Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 4d

How about doing your copy editing better?

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& Wirecutter
• Do your laundry better: If you're confused about how to launder an item of clothing, just take a photo of a laundry-care label. Then, tap the Info button at the bottom of the screen (or sometimes a washing machine icon with sparkles) and tap Look Up Laundry
Care. Woah.

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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 2d

THANK YOU I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 9d

a man speaking into a microphone with the word good written on his face

Alt: donald glover saying GOOD.

media.tenor.com

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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 9d

(tell me if you sign up and i'll host a session for us today or tomorrow!)

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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 9d

come cowork with me in @flow.club sometime! just finished my 1000th session. i think this link gets you 2 weeks free: in.flow.club/i/m/Lianna17...

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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 11d

most people who get involved with animal rescue do it because they care about easing suffering, but the unfortunate part about getting involved is that you see MORE suffering as a result. basically what i’m saying is this week was garbage and i am self-medicating with horse portions of kraft mac.

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 19d

Ethan Rice @ethanrice.bsky.social • 2h
Yeah but I got banned for referring to charlie kirk as a bitch soooo

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iprovideadvice.bsky.social @iprovidead.. • 48m
Namecalling is immature and useless as discourse. I fully agree with a ban for calling anyone a bitch.

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slacey AKA DJ BEAThov'n @skilletqueso... • 18m i need advice, how do you handle mind goblins?

iprovideadvice.bsky.social @iprovideadvi... • 9m
Define mind goblins.

slacey AKA DJ BEAThov'n @skilletqueso.com
mind goblin deez nuts?
bitch

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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 19d

the gold card feels fancy and heavy and expensive in your hands as ICE drags you away anyway

ostonox @ostonox.com · 19d

Trump unveils new $1,000,000 "Gold Card" visa people have to buy for entry into the US

"The reason corporations like H1B visas is because workers have to keep their job to stay in the fucking country, to fix that you need wage parity and make sure the threat of deportation is not imminent"

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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 19d

with all this authoritarianism going on, you should probably know that the phrase is "toe the party line," not "tow the party line". (this will not save you from the thought police but it will save you from the grammar police!)

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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 23d

new audit client feedback. this maaaaybe ties with my all-time fave ("i would follow you into war").

you too can cringe and cry and have a better website!! punchlinecopy.com/jab

Lianna,

This is fantastic. I cringed, I cried, and I see the light.

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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 27d

it really makes you think about whether something is worth saying and turns out most of my stuff isn't!!

Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · 27d

uhh took a week off for a meditation retreat and haven't had much to say since then but hi friends!!

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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · Sep 6

such a spineless tool. his constituents BEGGED him to do the right thing

Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · Sep 6

i was SO MAD

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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · Sep 6

lol i do the same. i don't have time for bad books!! literally yesterday i was skimming through the end of one just because i wanted to see how the plot wrapped up and IT WAS A STUPID CLIFFHANGER.

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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · Aug 28

Colleen and Lianna here (hiiii) - we started SMG to help close the delta between amazing SaaS products and their absolutely *terrible* (or nonexistent) marketing.

The next cohort starts soon! Join at www.saasmarketinggym.com.

Saas Marketing Gym

www.saasmarketinggym.com

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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · Aug 27

This is the kind of cool stuff we'll teach you how to do in SaaS Marketing Gym:
Auto-connect + DM new customers on LinkedIn with Pipedream, Apollo, and PhantomBuster.
Cohort 4 is open -> saasmarketinggym.com

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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · Aug 25

blows my mind how many people are out here just sneezing and coughing on main, no mask, no elbow, just goopin

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · Aug 21

James Dobson was one of the evangelical world’s premiere child-beating enthusiasts. His books on how to beat your children are all-time best sellers. “The Strong Willed Child” has sold >2.5 million copies. It’s nearly as ubiquitous as the Bible in evangelical homes.

He can rot in hell.

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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · Aug 21

“There's just no substitute for just diving in and doing the work, and I really appreciate how you helped make it approachable and, dare I say, kind of fun.” - SMG member Nick Zadrozny

Want to feel this good about your marketing? Join our next cohort (starting Sept. 2): www.saasmarketinggym.com

Saas Marketing Gym

www.saasmarketinggym.com

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Lianna Patch @punchlinecopy.com · Aug 21

and all the gunfire!! by the end my heart was racing and I'VE ALREADY SEEN THE DANG MOVIE LIKE 3 TIMES.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · Aug 19

This man looks like an age-regressed Mr Bean who’s had his puckish humor surgically removed and replaced with evil

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

DHS speechwriter linked to hateful social accounts

‘They are not migrants. They are not ‘undocumented.’ They are an invading army. The largest invasion in American history,’ DHS speechwriter writes on X

www.independent.co.uk

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