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Barbarian
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Former child star. Emancipated from my parents at 15. Tied for 3rd most appearances on The Love Boat. You probably know me from iCarly.
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My love language is potato
I didn’t intend to drink a whole bottle of wine tonight, but here we are
December 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Good. Fuck that guy.
BREAKING: Michigan fired head football coach Sherrone Moore due to violation of university policy, the school announced.

An investigation found Moore had engaged in an inappropriate relationship with a staff member, Michigan AD Warde Manuel said in a statement.

🔗
www.nytimes.com/athletic/687...
December 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
If you could hire an actor to look and act like your dead grandma, would you?

That would be super weird right?

How is this different or better?
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Another successful Santa day. Raised over $500 for the rescue.
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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I might not have good advice, but I DO have boobs and baked goods. That's basically therapy, right?
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Office is closed. Got 5” overnight.
a woman in a red sweater is looking out a window with the words snow day written below her
Alt: a woman in a red sweater is looking out a window with the words snow day written below her
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
2-4” coming over night. And I mean snow you weirdos. This isn’t a penis post. Get a life.
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Last day to get this deal, FYI. Please support my work. Thanks!
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December 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
An hour in a Rage Room might fix me.

or not.
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Not sure this mayonnaise man is going to really inspire voters who are being crushed and killed by Trump's fascist regime.
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
95% of all elected officials are really just three corporate lobbyists in a trench coat.
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Strong floor no ceiling? What? Here's a better slogan: Burn it all down.
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Temu Barack Obama strikes again
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
That turkey is dryer than Ben Shapiro’s wife.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
All is right with the world again. Ohio State back on top and ❌ichigan is back to little bro status.
November 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Come on Buckeyes! Let’s wrap this up.
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
One more week till I’m pet store Santa. I think I ate enough yesterday to not need to take Santa belly.
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
So whipped cream vodka with root beer and topped with actual whipped cream slaps hard. Oh man.
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”

“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I enjoy sipping on a fruity cocktail while slowly licking an ice cream cone during a spirited game of poker with the fellas.

At least I DID before they banned me from poker. Pfft.
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Alright it is time to mass block this troll into oblivion. I thought he was asking about AI in good faith but he’s just rage baiting to post replies on Twitter for clout.

Fire him into the sun. 💅💅
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM