If I left the classroom, I'd love to be a venue's in-house drum tech. Like I don't want to live on tour busses, but I do have a fuck ton of knowledge about setting up/tearing down drum kits and I love seeing live music.

@thepwhl.com When Chicago gets our team, PLEASE don't name them something dumb like the Chicago Wind or the Chicago River. Not when the Chicago Broads are RIGHT THERE. We're the city of broad shoulders, and it would be a great play to reclaim a word that refers to women who terrify men.

Friendly reminders for the Blackhawks:
-It's prison rules in front our crease
-SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK

The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it.

ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.

Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.

(c/o Caroline Codsi)

Firing RFK Jr would unburden a lot of overworked mitochondria in this country

I'm still not over Biz saying Bedard is playing "pond hockey" when in 2 years Bedard already has 5x more career points than Biz put up in 10 years.

It's the 10th Anniversary of the WOX. Let's make it 3 days #TheLawrenceArms #ChicagoPunk tinyurl.com/33ccetbt