April Sharp, MD
@ansharp.bsky.social
Neonatal and pediatric neurocritical care neurologist. Neurohumanities. Soccer mom. #neurosky #medsky Views are my own.
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April Sharp, MD
@ansharp.bsky.social
· Jul 1
Inhale.
Exhale.
Inhale.
Scream.
Exhale.
Inhale.
Scream.
That's just the national bird of Ben Franklin's America in 1776, duh.
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
That's just the national bird of Ben Franklin's America in 1776, duh.
Did I accidentally give my child a fondue fork with his bowl of cereal? Maybe... but you can't prove it!
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Did I accidentally give my child a fondue fork with his bowl of cereal? Maybe... but you can't prove it!
Sick with mild cough and sore throat, minimal congestion, but losing my voice. Feel crummy, but functional.
I have a full day of clinic scheduled tomorrow. My next available is January. Do I:
1. Push through, feel and sound miserable, but inconvenience no one, or
2. Take a day off and reschedule?
I have a full day of clinic scheduled tomorrow. My next available is January. Do I:
1. Push through, feel and sound miserable, but inconvenience no one, or
2. Take a day off and reschedule?
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Sick with mild cough and sore throat, minimal congestion, but losing my voice. Feel crummy, but functional.
I have a full day of clinic scheduled tomorrow. My next available is January. Do I:
1. Push through, feel and sound miserable, but inconvenience no one, or
2. Take a day off and reschedule?
I have a full day of clinic scheduled tomorrow. My next available is January. Do I:
1. Push through, feel and sound miserable, but inconvenience no one, or
2. Take a day off and reschedule?
Need to schedule a nocation. A whole week of "no, I'm not doing that".
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Need to schedule a nocation. A whole week of "no, I'm not doing that".
Trolling my kid by scrambling his solved Rubik's cube is a delightfully unexpected parenting development.
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Trolling my kid by scrambling his solved Rubik's cube is a delightfully unexpected parenting development.
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
And I’d give up forever to touch you
‘Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be
And I don’t want to go home right now
‘Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be
And I don’t want to go home right now
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I turned off all my alarms for tomorrow.
a man with a mustache wearing a pink sweater
ALT: a man with a mustache wearing a pink sweater
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I turned off all my alarms for tomorrow.
Halfway there!
To ensure MTG's safety, I propose she immediately return to being a private citizen and be relocated far away from NW GA.
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Halfway there!
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH
I'm logging off
I'm logging off
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH
I'm logging off
I'm logging off
Reposted by April Sharp, MD
Unstoppable force meets extremely movable object.
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Unstoppable force meets extremely movable object.
Logging on to social media for the first time late in the day:
kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking up .
ALT: kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking up .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Logging on to social media for the first time late in the day:
It's almost the best week of the year for joyscrolling
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
Mark your calendars because #HCWvsHunger 2025 starts in just one week…
And if you donated early due to the shutdown keep those receipts because we are going to find a way to count them.
Let’s feed some more people 🍎
hcwvshunger.org
Mark your calendars because #HCWvsHunger 2025 starts in just one week…
And if you donated early due to the shutdown keep those receipts because we are going to find a way to count them.
Let’s feed some more people 🍎
hcwvshunger.org
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It's almost the best week of the year for joyscrolling
Reposted by April Sharp, MD
Baltimore hero.
I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Baltimore hero.
Meanwhile, in evidence-based government...
RELEASE: Maryland expands free access to critical immunizations for uninsured and underinsured Marylanders with a first-of-its kind Maryland Vaccines Program. Learn more about the program: bit.ly/4rthTZd.
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Meanwhile, in evidence-based government...
Reposted by April Sharp, MD
In related news, the claim ‘the Tooth Fairy does not actually take lost baby teeth from under pillows’ is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that magical beings are secretly thieving teeth in the dead of night…”
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
CDC backpedals on vaccines and autism, despite earlier assurances from RFK Jr.
The CDC, under the direction of an unqualified health secretary, is now promoting claims that flunk Logic 101.
www.ms.now
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
In related news, the claim ‘the Tooth Fairy does not actually take lost baby teeth from under pillows’ is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that magical beings are secretly thieving teeth in the dead of night…”
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
Just burn it all down
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Just burn it all down
I once drove halfway across the country for a party and drove back the next day.
I had a country music band drive across state lines to try to "rescue" a family member from my inpatient hospice unit at gunpoint.
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I once drove halfway across the country for a party and drove back the next day.
So clearly they went through and classified all the documents that directly implicate Trump and his friends (AKA investors), right?
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
So clearly they went through and classified all the documents that directly implicate Trump and his friends (AKA investors), right?
He's not ashamed of what he did. He's ashamed he got caught.
Harvard should be ashamed, but he's not the first and won't be the last.
Harvard has more female students than male. They have the power, but decades of misogyny make them rightly fear repercussions.
And it's not just Harvard.
Harvard should be ashamed, but he's not the first and won't be the last.
Harvard has more female students than male. They have the power, but decades of misogyny make them rightly fear repercussions.
And it's not just Harvard.
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
He's not ashamed of what he did. He's ashamed he got caught.
Harvard should be ashamed, but he's not the first and won't be the last.
Harvard has more female students than male. They have the power, but decades of misogyny make them rightly fear repercussions.
And it's not just Harvard.
Harvard should be ashamed, but he's not the first and won't be the last.
Harvard has more female students than male. They have the power, but decades of misogyny make them rightly fear repercussions.
And it's not just Harvard.
Reposted by April Sharp, MD
NWGA deserves leadership that means it all 365 days of the year, not leadership that wakes up twice a day by accident.
Marjorie is entitled to her opinion, but not her own set of facts. Don’t let her rewrite history.
Leadership matters!
Marjorie is entitled to her opinion, but not her own set of facts. Don’t let her rewrite history.
Leadership matters!
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
NWGA deserves leadership that means it all 365 days of the year, not leadership that wakes up twice a day by accident.
Marjorie is entitled to her opinion, but not her own set of facts. Don’t let her rewrite history.
Leadership matters!
Marjorie is entitled to her opinion, but not her own set of facts. Don’t let her rewrite history.
Leadership matters!
It was worth it. 🤩⚽🏆🥇
When you want to go back to bed, but you have to go back to the soccer field instead.
a sleeping princess from sleeping beauty is laying on a bed with a blue canopy
ALT: a sleeping princess from sleeping beauty is laying on a bed with a blue canopy
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It was worth it. 🤩⚽🏆🥇
When you want to go back to bed, but you have to go back to the soccer field instead.
a sleeping princess from sleeping beauty is laying on a bed with a blue canopy
ALT: a sleeping princess from sleeping beauty is laying on a bed with a blue canopy
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
When you want to go back to bed, but you have to go back to the soccer field instead.
To ensure MTG's safety, I propose she immediately return to being a private citizen and be relocated far away from NW GA.
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
To ensure MTG's safety, I propose she immediately return to being a private citizen and be relocated far away from NW GA.
50 mph wind gusts make for interesting soccer 😖
One day I will get to turn off my alarms and sleep past 6am. Today is not that day. ⚽🏆
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
50 mph wind gusts make for interesting soccer 😖
One day I will get to turn off my alarms and sleep past 6am. Today is not that day. ⚽🏆
November 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
One day I will get to turn off my alarms and sleep past 6am. Today is not that day. ⚽🏆