They're great hiding places in the wild, less so in the house.

Or who/what The Pope is.

Like, of all the people who could make the claim of being holier-than-thou in that religion, I'm pretty sure The Pope wins.

I mean, according to the Apocrypha or whatever, it's kinda what he did. Just without the whole "SLEEEEEP, IN HEAVENLY PEEEEEEAAAACE!" bit beforehand.

- L.A. Story
- Dark City
- John Carpenter's The Thing
- Bram Stoker's Dracula
- Invasion of the Body Snatchers (original version)

Honorable mention goes to
- LEGEND
- Falling Down*

*It sparks one of my favorite questions to ask people; When did you stop rooting for the main character?

So all they need is a sufficiently large magical finger. Strictly speaking, it neither has to belong to them OR remain attached to the owner in order to function.

I mean sure they could use a bit of anti-magic wood, shaped in to a spike, to act as a bespoke cork, but where's the fun in that?

My bad. Just looked it up and I was thinking of "After The Flesh".

Still a good song though.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=pgtk...

I might be thinking of a different song with the same name (at work, can't listen right now), but I always thought "Sins of the Flesh" was a My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult song.

Here, have a ginormous list if adobe alternatives. Freeware is listed on there, as is open source. I've been using it here and there and haven't been disappointed yet.

Like, I get wanting to be comfy etc, but this fails on just *so* many levels.

This...kinda comes off as trying to mix opposite ends of the spectrum (glamorous v slovenly), but through the lens of terrible rich-people fashion.

Bland, pretentious, low quality, high price, fast fashion with zero style and worse execution. 0/10

They must of thought the library was hungry.

Given everything and how close that gets to hitting the mark on matters. I would die laughing if it turned out she was kinky too.

What about using one of those big push scoop/shovel things? More or less same end result, but with significantly less work to get there.

Well in that case, a power shovel might still do the trick, being smaller, lighter, and easier to control the depth some. I doubt you could ever get it perfectly done quite the same way as shoveling manually does though.

From the preview they look like they're going for some kind of mock-pannier deal that artificially widens the hips. If you've already got hips and aren't going for a rococo kind of look, I'm not sure you'd want to go quite as hard with the ruffles there as they do.