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@punsultant.bsky.social
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Arts administrator, pun contest host, former award-winning escape room owner, nervously queer, Star Trek, adhd, embroidery, intersectional feminist, etc 🖖🎺🇵🇸🦻🏻

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Dorothy searches for the pickle
A ten year old with long, braided blonde hair staring at a colorfully lit Christmas tree
December 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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When that centipede is trying to start a fight but I know I can take him
A black and orange warning sign that reads "WARNING STAY BACK 100 FEET"
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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We did it you guys!
A close up picture of two Christmas tree ornaments depicting ensigns Mariner, a Black lady with a badass smirk on her face, hand on her hip, and phaser in her other hand ready to zap a baddie, and Boimler, a white dude with purple hair looking worried, both from Star Trek: Lower Decks. They are hung on a green Christmas tree among colorful lights and a few other ornaments
December 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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The meme of Daniel Craig hosting SNL introducing the musical artist the weekend. I know it’s not spelled like that but give me a break. He’s a white, middle aged but very handsome and well muscled man with his arms outstretched and a reverent, almost apologetic look on his face. Superimposed across the bottom are the words “ladies and gentlemen, Garfield and friends”
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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I think the Science Museum is flirting with me
A close up picture of a black placard that reads “Feel the vein. Grasp the tube.”
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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A movie that takes place where you’re from

Shot in my middle school
An image made up of two screenshots from the movie Drop Dead Gorgeous. The top half of the image has multiple beauty pageant contestants on a stage with the caption “describe your perfect date” The bottom half of the image is a close up of the host of the pageant, William Shatner, and a contestant smiling proudly. The caption says “That's a tough one. I'd have to say Aprl 25th. Because it's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket”
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Introduce yourself with four spaceships
USS Enterprise D front view from Star Trek: The Next Generation The Planet Express Ship flying towards the sky in front of the New New York skyline from Futurama Eagle 5, a Winnebago motor coach outfitted with space wings, from Spaceballs Front view of Discovery from 2001: A Space Odyssey
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Thanksgiving plans are looking up
A screenshot of a text message that read “EA And Art still likes pickled herring if you want someone to eat pickled herring with.”
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Captain Picard teaches us about consent
A screenshot of an IMDB page showing a conversation between Chancellor Durken and Captain Picard Chancellor Durken: My world's history has recorded that conquerors often arrived with the words, "We are your friends." Captain Jean-Luc Picard: We are not here as conquerors, Chancellor. Chancellor Durken: What *do* you want? Captain Jean-Luc Picard: A beginning, but how we proceed is entirely up to you. Chancellor Durken: And if my wishes should conflict with yours? Captain Jean-Luc Picard : There'll be no conflict. Chancellor Durken: And if I should tell you to leave and never return to my world? Captain Jean-Luc Picard: We will leave, and never return.
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Captain Picard teaches us about consent
A screenshot of an IMDB page showing a conversation between Chancellor Durken and Captain Picard Chancellor Durken: My world's history has recorded that conquerors often arrived with the words, "We are your friends." Captain Jean-Luc Picard: We are not here as conquerors, Chancellor. Chancellor Durken: What *do* you want? Captain Jean-Luc Picard: A beginning, but how we proceed is entirely up to you. Chancellor Durken: And if my wishes should conflict with yours? Captain Jean-Luc Picard : There'll be no conflict. Chancellor Durken: And if I should tell you to leave and never return to my world? Captain Jean-Luc Picard: We will leave, and never return.
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Roku City has a car straight out of Whoville with multiple arms carrying Walmart bags
A picture of Roku City, the screensaver for a Roku device. It’s a cartoon small town Main Street scene done up in a purple theme, but it’s covered in snow because soon it will be the Christmas season. One building has the word WhoKnewVille as a store sign. A car that looks like it’s meant to have been drawn by Dr. Seuss has three wiggly arms coming out of it holding Walmart branded bags
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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🎶 if I had a million doll hairs

if I had a million doll hairs 🎶
A picture of a baby doll sitting on a gray couch. It had been given an unauthorized hair cut. Doll hairs are everywhere
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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It’s been a while since I’ve done #ThingThursday! This week it’s this little wooden Korok. Breath of the Wild was extremely important to maintaining my mental health after the pandemic shut down my business and we all had to stay home while at the same time my newborn took all her naps on me
A picture of a small wooden figurine with stubby arms and legs and a brown leaf mask. It is in front of a bunch of books and amid some other nicknacks
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

Two years ago when I got my wonderful garbage can!
It’s a selfie of me, a white, mostly bald man with a graying brown beard, and wearing a light gray cardigan. I’m squatting in front of a stainless steel garbage can with one arm resting affectionately on top of it. I look very happy because I have a wonderful new garbage can!
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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ROAST BEEF SANDWICH TIME
It’s me, a white, mostly bald man with brown hair and brown, moderately graying beard. I’m wearing a blue mock turtleneck sweater and I’m sitting at a white kitchen counter. In front of me is a white plate with a roast beef sandwich and some spicy sweet chili Doritos on it
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Friends, you know I had to
A selfie of me, a white, mostly bald man with brown hair and a brown beard with more that a whisper of gray. I’m wearing a leather jacket and I’m sitting in my car. In my hand is a chili cheese burrito. I look happy because I am.
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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My favorite hometown slop. I will always brag about Taco Bell's finest menu item originating in Minnesota.
A picture of a chili cheese burrito, which is just chili and cheese wrapped in a tortilla.
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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I have music recommendations and jokes!
Screen shot of a text conversation that says: Plus I fucking love an upright bass Oh! How do you feel about the electric organ? (And I don't mean a vibrator)
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Reminds me of an onion I saw recently
A bag of yellow onions in a red mesh bag. The small pointy nub of one onion is poking out of the mesh
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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It's Pundamonium week in Minneapolis!

This Wednesday at Club Underground. Doors at 7, puns at 8! And YOU can compete, if you want!
A picture of Li Shang from the animated Disney movie Mulan. He is pointing a staff you and his mouth is open as he is singing. Top text: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS Bottom text: TO COMPETE WITH PUNS
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Caution!
On the top of the image is a close up picture of a paper coffee cup with a pink sleeve that frames in such a way that the sleeve reads “caution: hot bev” The bottom of the image is a screenshot from Star Trek: The Next Generation of Dr. Beverly Crusher and Captain Picard. Dr. Crushed is glistening and lightly pulling open the top of her uniform with a drunken l, lusty look on her face.
November 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Love that Iowa scent
A close up picture of a bottle of wine with a yellow sticker on it that says “IA 5 cent” without a space between the 5 and the cent to make it look like scent, as in smell
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Quote with your own dramatic black and white selfie
It’s me, a white mostly balding man with a dark beard. I am looking straight at the camera. The left side of my face is lit by a studio light and the right side is in shadow. I am wearing a dark, pinstriped suit, white shirt, and a tie
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM