LumberPup Tobias
@puptobias.bsky.social
vers 🏳️🌈🐾💦🦶🏻
32, he/him, AuDHD, 📍ATL
“If they give ya hell, tell em go fuck themselves” —Halestorm
32, he/him, AuDHD, 📍ATL
“If they give ya hell, tell em go fuck themselves” —Halestorm
Pinned
First mirror selfie in the new apartment ^_^ #scs #softcocksaturday
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I’m so glad pup nights coincide with humpday — y’all have been driving me feral all day, and in a few short hours I get to do something about it 🥵
December 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’m so glad pup nights coincide with humpday — y’all have been driving me feral all day, and in a few short hours I get to do something about it 🥵
I’m so glad pup nights coincide with humpday — y’all have been driving me feral all day, and in a few short hours I get to do something about it 🥵
December 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’m so glad pup nights coincide with humpday — y’all have been driving me feral all day, and in a few short hours I get to do something about it 🥵
Bark fucking bark :3
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Bark fucking bark :3
Seeing all these Spotify Wrapped posts as a Pandora girly
December 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Seeing all these Spotify Wrapped posts as a Pandora girly
Born to take sexy pictures and send them to my friends, forced to make spreadsheets and join Zoom calls 😒
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Born to take sexy pictures and send them to my friends, forced to make spreadsheets and join Zoom calls 😒
Look, it actually feels like a 32yo lives here now!
(I will still be sleeping in the dog bed frequently — shits comfy af)
(I will still be sleeping in the dog bed frequently — shits comfy af)
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Look, it actually feels like a 32yo lives here now!
(I will still be sleeping in the dog bed frequently — shits comfy af)
(I will still be sleeping in the dog bed frequently — shits comfy af)
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Somebody’s son needs to put something in one of my holes pronto. Tongue? Feet? Dick? Piss? Don’t care, just get on it before i combust
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Somebody’s son needs to put something in one of my holes pronto. Tongue? Feet? Dick? Piss? Don’t care, just get on it before i combust
Mom, randomly texting me out of nowhere: “I looked up your new address on Maps. There’s an autism place near you.”
I see where I get my tact from.
I see where I get my tact from.
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December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Mom, randomly texting me out of nowhere: “I looked up your new address on Maps. There’s an autism place near you.”
I see where I get my tact from.
I see where I get my tact from.
The new apartment has this hanging light in the middle of the [as-of-yet unfurnished] dining room, right at forehead level.
I pace absentmindedly whenever im texting or talking on the phone.
This is my attempt at protecting myself from a concussion. There’s an 87% chance it’s too late.
I pace absentmindedly whenever im texting or talking on the phone.
This is my attempt at protecting myself from a concussion. There’s an 87% chance it’s too late.
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The new apartment has this hanging light in the middle of the [as-of-yet unfurnished] dining room, right at forehead level.
I pace absentmindedly whenever im texting or talking on the phone.
This is my attempt at protecting myself from a concussion. There’s an 87% chance it’s too late.
I pace absentmindedly whenever im texting or talking on the phone.
This is my attempt at protecting myself from a concussion. There’s an 87% chance it’s too late.
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cmon, be a good boy and let me use your hole? will ya~
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
cmon, be a good boy and let me use your hole? will ya~
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Remember to stay highdrated ^_^
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Remember to stay highdrated ^_^
Why didn’t any of y’all tell me the world revolves around me? 30 years of people-pleasing, conflict avoidance, invisibility, and being treated like a doormat… and I’m only just now finding out I could have just demanded that everyone love me? Wtf are yall even my friends 😭
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Why didn’t any of y’all tell me the world revolves around me? 30 years of people-pleasing, conflict avoidance, invisibility, and being treated like a doormat… and I’m only just now finding out I could have just demanded that everyone love me? Wtf are yall even my friends 😭
👇👇👇
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Spent so long putting my authentic self online that i forgot some people’s online presence is nothing but a heavily curated false persona. Some of these motherfuckers are downright crazy irl
Talk about “don’t meet your heroes”, jesus fucking christ 🥴
Talk about “don’t meet your heroes”, jesus fucking christ 🥴
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Spent so long putting my authentic self online that i forgot some people’s online presence is nothing but a heavily curated false persona. Some of these motherfuckers are downright crazy irl
Talk about “don’t meet your heroes”, jesus fucking christ 🥴
Talk about “don’t meet your heroes”, jesus fucking christ 🥴
Can confirm, watched like 10 mins with him and decided it’s going to the top of my list 🙂↕️🙂↕️
Omg Haunted Hotel is so freaking good. Abaddon had me dead 💀😂
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November 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Can confirm, watched like 10 mins with him and decided it’s going to the top of my list 🙂↕️🙂↕️
Remember y’all, ppl have shit going on in their lives — some you may know about and some you may not — and that will always take precedence over your ego. Extend some grace, accept some apologies, and for fuck’s sake if you want adult friendships then act like a dogdamn adult.
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Remember y’all, ppl have shit going on in their lives — some you may know about and some you may not — and that will always take precedence over your ego. Extend some grace, accept some apologies, and for fuck’s sake if you want adult friendships then act like a dogdamn adult.
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Anyway if anybody’s looking for a last minute Black Friday sale, check out my bed. All clothes, 100% off 😏
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Anyway if anybody’s looking for a last minute Black Friday sale, check out my bed. All clothes, 100% off 😏
Unmedicated ADHD: “I thought about eating several times, but kept getting distracted on the way to the kitchen.”
Medicated ADHD: “I was so locked into work that I forgot I had a corporeal body for 8 hours”
Itd also help if my body had any sense of hunger between “content” and “starving to death” 🫠
Medicated ADHD: “I was so locked into work that I forgot I had a corporeal body for 8 hours”
Itd also help if my body had any sense of hunger between “content” and “starving to death” 🫠
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Unmedicated ADHD: “I thought about eating several times, but kept getting distracted on the way to the kitchen.”
Medicated ADHD: “I was so locked into work that I forgot I had a corporeal body for 8 hours”
Itd also help if my body had any sense of hunger between “content” and “starving to death” 🫠
Medicated ADHD: “I was so locked into work that I forgot I had a corporeal body for 8 hours”
Itd also help if my body had any sense of hunger between “content” and “starving to death” 🫠
Last night was one of those nights you cherish forever. Ive been having a lot of those lately.
This Thanksgiving reminded me why I decided to move to ATL: bc it already felt like home. I dont have the words to express how much I love my friends, but hopefully my actions show them every day 🥰🥰🥰
This Thanksgiving reminded me why I decided to move to ATL: bc it already felt like home. I dont have the words to express how much I love my friends, but hopefully my actions show them every day 🥰🥰🥰
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Last night was one of those nights you cherish forever. Ive been having a lot of those lately.
This Thanksgiving reminded me why I decided to move to ATL: bc it already felt like home. I dont have the words to express how much I love my friends, but hopefully my actions show them every day 🥰🥰🥰
This Thanksgiving reminded me why I decided to move to ATL: bc it already felt like home. I dont have the words to express how much I love my friends, but hopefully my actions show them every day 🥰🥰🥰