LumberPup Tobias
@puptobias.bsky.social
vers 🏳️🌈🐾💦🦶🏻
32, he/him, AuDHD, 📍ATL
“If they give ya hell, tell em go fuck themselves” —Halestorm
32, he/him, AuDHD, 📍ATL
“If they give ya hell, tell em go fuck themselves” —Halestorm
Pinned
First mirror selfie in the new apartment ^_^ #scs #softcocksaturday
Can confirm, watched like 10 mins with him and decided it’s going to the top of my list 🙂↕️🙂↕️
Omg Haunted Hotel is so freaking good. Abaddon had me dead 💀😂
a cartoon character from netflix is smiling while crawling under a table
ALT: a cartoon character from netflix is smiling while crawling under a table
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November 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Can confirm, watched like 10 mins with him and decided it’s going to the top of my list 🙂↕️🙂↕️
Remember y’all, ppl have shit going on in their lives — some you may know about and some you may not — and that will always take precedence over your ego. Extend some grace, accept some apologies, and for fuck’s sake if you want adult friendships then act like a dogdamn adult.
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Remember y’all, ppl have shit going on in their lives — some you may know about and some you may not — and that will always take precedence over your ego. Extend some grace, accept some apologies, and for fuck’s sake if you want adult friendships then act like a dogdamn adult.
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Anyway if anybody’s looking for a last minute Black Friday sale, check out my bed. All clothes, 100% off 😏
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Anyway if anybody’s looking for a last minute Black Friday sale, check out my bed. All clothes, 100% off 😏
Unmedicated ADHD: “I thought about eating several times, but kept getting distracted on the way to the kitchen.”
Medicated ADHD: “I was so locked into work that I forgot I had a corporeal body for 8 hours”
Itd also help if my body had any sense of hunger between “content” and “starving to death” 🫠
Medicated ADHD: “I was so locked into work that I forgot I had a corporeal body for 8 hours”
Itd also help if my body had any sense of hunger between “content” and “starving to death” 🫠
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Unmedicated ADHD: “I thought about eating several times, but kept getting distracted on the way to the kitchen.”
Medicated ADHD: “I was so locked into work that I forgot I had a corporeal body for 8 hours”
Itd also help if my body had any sense of hunger between “content” and “starving to death” 🫠
Medicated ADHD: “I was so locked into work that I forgot I had a corporeal body for 8 hours”
Itd also help if my body had any sense of hunger between “content” and “starving to death” 🫠
Last night was one of those nights you cherish forever. Ive been having a lot of those lately.
This Thanksgiving reminded me why I decided to move to ATL: bc it already felt like home. I dont have the words to express how much I love my friends, but hopefully my actions show them every day 🥰🥰🥰
This Thanksgiving reminded me why I decided to move to ATL: bc it already felt like home. I dont have the words to express how much I love my friends, but hopefully my actions show them every day 🥰🥰🥰
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Last night was one of those nights you cherish forever. Ive been having a lot of those lately.
This Thanksgiving reminded me why I decided to move to ATL: bc it already felt like home. I dont have the words to express how much I love my friends, but hopefully my actions show them every day 🥰🥰🥰
This Thanksgiving reminded me why I decided to move to ATL: bc it already felt like home. I dont have the words to express how much I love my friends, but hopefully my actions show them every day 🥰🥰🥰
It always fascinates me when I find the place where important roads in major cities suddenly change names
At my old place we had Dekalb St -> Hwy 601 -> Hwy 1 -> Two Notch Rd -> Millwood Ave -> ???
Now I’m finding spots like that in ATL, and it’s helping things feel more familiar in a way 🥰
At my old place we had Dekalb St -> Hwy 601 -> Hwy 1 -> Two Notch Rd -> Millwood Ave -> ???
Now I’m finding spots like that in ATL, and it’s helping things feel more familiar in a way 🥰
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It always fascinates me when I find the place where important roads in major cities suddenly change names
At my old place we had Dekalb St -> Hwy 601 -> Hwy 1 -> Two Notch Rd -> Millwood Ave -> ???
Now I’m finding spots like that in ATL, and it’s helping things feel more familiar in a way 🥰
At my old place we had Dekalb St -> Hwy 601 -> Hwy 1 -> Two Notch Rd -> Millwood Ave -> ???
Now I’m finding spots like that in ATL, and it’s helping things feel more familiar in a way 🥰
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
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Couldn't think of anything better actually Peta 😅
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Couldn't think of anything better actually Peta 😅
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Opening Bluesky on Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Opening Bluesky on Thanksgiving
Traditional Thxgiving Eve meal: ???
Thxgiving Eve meal i had last night: taco bell, dick, feet, and cum 🤤🤤
(Did y’all think i wouldn’t do a little horny posting today? Get real)
Thxgiving Eve meal i had last night: taco bell, dick, feet, and cum 🤤🤤
(Did y’all think i wouldn’t do a little horny posting today? Get real)
Traditional, boring Thxgiving meal: turkey, stuffing, gravy
Thxgiving meal I’m looking forward to today: chili, pork, lasagna, meatballs, and god knows what else 🤤
Thxgiving meal I’m looking forward to today: chili, pork, lasagna, meatballs, and god knows what else 🤤
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Traditional Thxgiving Eve meal: ???
Thxgiving Eve meal i had last night: taco bell, dick, feet, and cum 🤤🤤
(Did y’all think i wouldn’t do a little horny posting today? Get real)
Thxgiving Eve meal i had last night: taco bell, dick, feet, and cum 🤤🤤
(Did y’all think i wouldn’t do a little horny posting today? Get real)
Traditional, boring Thxgiving meal: turkey, stuffing, gravy
Thxgiving meal I’m looking forward to today: chili, pork, lasagna, meatballs, and god knows what else 🤤
Thxgiving meal I’m looking forward to today: chili, pork, lasagna, meatballs, and god knows what else 🤤
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Traditional, boring Thxgiving meal: turkey, stuffing, gravy
Thxgiving meal I’m looking forward to today: chili, pork, lasagna, meatballs, and god knows what else 🤤
Thxgiving meal I’m looking forward to today: chili, pork, lasagna, meatballs, and god knows what else 🤤
Thanksgiving is a day to be thankful for whatever it is you have — clothes on your back, food in your stomach, fire in your soul, and of course your family, whether biological or chosen. I’m fortunate enough to have all of this and more, and could not be more thankful. Happy thanksgiving all 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Thanksgiving is a day to be thankful for whatever it is you have — clothes on your back, food in your stomach, fire in your soul, and of course your family, whether biological or chosen. I’m fortunate enough to have all of this and more, and could not be more thankful. Happy thanksgiving all 🥰
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I've no interest in reading gay male fiction written by women. If I'm going to read gay male love I want to read gay male love, not some cis womans masturbatory fantasy about what gay male love is. I won't reinforce the idea we are accessories, set pieces, or toys to entertain.
#NoNuanceNovember
#NoNuanceNovember
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I've no interest in reading gay male fiction written by women. If I'm going to read gay male love I want to read gay male love, not some cis womans masturbatory fantasy about what gay male love is. I won't reinforce the idea we are accessories, set pieces, or toys to entertain.
#NoNuanceNovember
#NoNuanceNovember
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DJUNGELSKOG 🐻 means conscious decision in swedish
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
DJUNGELSKOG 🐻 means conscious decision in swedish
Crop top/booty shorts combo that i DESPERATELY need, courtesy of ikea
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Crop top/booty shorts combo that i DESPERATELY need, courtesy of ikea
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The disproportional amount of joy i just felt upon discovering that my giant dog bed has STORAGE POCKETS on the side??? 🤩
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The disproportional amount of joy i just felt upon discovering that my giant dog bed has STORAGE POCKETS on the side??? 🤩
The disproportional amount of joy i just felt upon discovering that my giant dog bed has STORAGE POCKETS on the side??? 🤩
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The disproportional amount of joy i just felt upon discovering that my giant dog bed has STORAGE POCKETS on the side??? 🤩
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I consider it a testiment to my ability to Power Bottom that I've turned my mostly Bottom husband into a barking Service Top.
CC: @hotayhoof.fuckedup.farm
CC: @hotayhoof.fuckedup.farm
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I consider it a testiment to my ability to Power Bottom that I've turned my mostly Bottom husband into a barking Service Top.
CC: @hotayhoof.fuckedup.farm
CC: @hotayhoof.fuckedup.farm
Whole new apartment to explore, and this is what she chooses to do all day 😂🥰
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Whole new apartment to explore, and this is what she chooses to do all day 😂🥰
Final haul to Atlanta, finished. I officially live here now.
Now to actually unpack. Fml
Now to actually unpack. Fml
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Final haul to Atlanta, finished. I officially live here now.
Now to actually unpack. Fml
Now to actually unpack. Fml
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People being polyamorous isn't why you're single.
Having a jealous inferiority complex and not being able to mind your own business might explain a lot though.
#NoNuanceNovember
Having a jealous inferiority complex and not being able to mind your own business might explain a lot though.
#NoNuanceNovember
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
People being polyamorous isn't why you're single.
Having a jealous inferiority complex and not being able to mind your own business might explain a lot though.
#NoNuanceNovember
Having a jealous inferiority complex and not being able to mind your own business might explain a lot though.
#NoNuanceNovember
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Monochrome Monday or something like that
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Monochrome Monday or something like that
Would a benevolent god have created queer demisexual men?
“You’ll be embroiled in a culture where 1st base is anal and 3rd base is learning each other’s names… but ☝️ you are physically incapable of sexual activity with people you don’t already know and trust” 🫠🫠🫠
“You’ll be embroiled in a culture where 1st base is anal and 3rd base is learning each other’s names… but ☝️ you are physically incapable of sexual activity with people you don’t already know and trust” 🫠🫠🫠
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Would a benevolent god have created queer demisexual men?
“You’ll be embroiled in a culture where 1st base is anal and 3rd base is learning each other’s names… but ☝️ you are physically incapable of sexual activity with people you don’t already know and trust” 🫠🫠🫠
“You’ll be embroiled in a culture where 1st base is anal and 3rd base is learning each other’s names… but ☝️ you are physically incapable of sexual activity with people you don’t already know and trust” 🫠🫠🫠
The trouble with trying to recreate the college experience in your 30s is that the universe is a cruel cunt and will ALSO demand that you relive The Major Trauma That You Have Still Not Recovered From After Over A Decade. Only an idiot would willingly do that to themselves
(Hi, i’m an idiot 👋)
(Hi, i’m an idiot 👋)
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The trouble with trying to recreate the college experience in your 30s is that the universe is a cruel cunt and will ALSO demand that you relive The Major Trauma That You Have Still Not Recovered From After Over A Decade. Only an idiot would willingly do that to themselves
(Hi, i’m an idiot 👋)
(Hi, i’m an idiot 👋)